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Funny story:  Shia LeBeouf Makes Cameo in 'Black Friday IV' Trailer

Shia LeBeouf Makes Cameo in 'Black Friday IV' Trailer

Shia LeBeouf plays a sexy, sharpshooting stranger in the new live-action trailer for "Black Friday IV," due out Nov. 7 for playstations and xboxes. The minute-long trailer, set in the post-Thanksgiving Day ruins of a large retail outlet, features...
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Funny story:  Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

Israel Kicks Off Palestinian Space Program

An Exodus rocket launched three Israeli astronauts and 100 Palestinian refugees into orbit Wednesday, kicking off a ten-year mission to establish a permanent human colony on the surface of Mars. The rocket roared into mostly clear skies from the G...
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Funny story:  North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

North Carolina Cracks Down on Plumber's Crack

State representatives of North Carolina have introduced a bill that, if passed, would "clarify" an already existing state law to prohibit the display of butt cracks. The proposed legislation, House Bill (_!_), would make it a Class Preparation H f...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition

Kim Jong-un Places 2nd in North Korean Barbecue Competition

It was merely a common single rainbow that heralded Kim Jong-un's 2nd place finish this weekend at the First Annual North Korean BBQ Blowout in Pyongyang. State media praised the supreme leader of North Korea for his grilling expertise, noting that h...
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Funny story:  Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre's Windshield

Beavis, Butthead Steal Car, Shoot Out Wayne LaPierre's Windshield

Beavis and Butthead were taken into custody today after they allegedly stole a car, purchased an unregistered weapon at a gun show, then used it to shoot out the windshield of Wayne LaPierre's car, according to a police report. The actors are best...
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Funny story:  Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

Teenage Boy Opens Fire on Wayne LaPierre and Sean Hannity

National Rifle Association CEO and gun-rights martyr Wayne LaPierre likely was not expecting to be shot at as he celebrated the day after Gun Appreciation Day by shooting off his mouth with Sean Hannity on the Fox Comedy Network. LaPierre said he...
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Funny story:  Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

Plan to Introduce Head Lice in Ohio Schools Has Many Scratching Their Heads

The Ohio State Board of Education is set to vote on a new policy aimed at curbing violence in Ohio schools by introducing head lice to K-12 campuses statewide. The vote comes on the heels of a similar decision by the Montpelier Board of Education,...
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Funny story:  Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Kristen Stewart: "Let's Go Over the Fucking Fiscal Cliff Already!"

Think of a polarizing figure - someone equally loved or reviled depending on who you are, someone who hates to smile, wades into risky situations, and doesn't give a damn what you think. No, it's not John Boehner this time. It's Kristen Stewart.
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Funny story:  President Obama Orders a Hooker

President Obama Orders a Hooker

Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece...
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Funny story:  Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney to Oprah: "My father had to eat dog food!"

Mitt Romney sat down with The Queen of Media on Friday to talk about polygamy, illegal immigrants, jobs being shipped to Mexico, dog kennels, and the indomitable spirit of his late father. Criticized for being even wealthier at birth than most Ame...
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Funny story:  Newt Gingrich: "I will drop a nuclear bomb on Mitt Romney!"

Newt Gingrich: "I will drop a nuclear bomb on Mitt Romney!"

Notorious hothead Newt Gingrich today defended his use of an obtuse comment comparing his apparent inability to secure a spot on the Republican presidential primary ballot in Virginia - his home state - to a deadly attack on Pearl Harbor. Gingrich...
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Funny story:  Paula Deen caught noshing fruit salad in Giada de Laurentiis' kitchen

Paula Deen caught noshing fruit salad in Giada de Laurentiis' kitchen

Paula Deen is a champion for Southern-style comfort food like grandma would have made back in the 1940's, back when people didn't know anything about nutrition and cigarettes were widely believed to cure sore throats and asthma. Now Deen, the Food...
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Funny story:  Black Friday 2 hits shelves, 3D compatible with PS3

Black Friday 2 hits shelves, 3D compatible with PS3

Warring Bros. has released Black Friday 2 for the PlayerStation 3 and Xboxer 360 game consoles. The game offers several new gameplay features including Pepper Spray, 4 Player Tag-Team, Blue Light Challenge Mode, and King of the Clearance Rack. Bla...
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Funny story:  King of Pop Knocked Off by Doc, Says Coroner's Report

King of Pop Knocked Off by Doc, Says Coroner's Report

LOS ANGELES, CA - The Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide involving a lethal combination of drugs. Michael Jackson was allegedly killed on June 25 even as the corpse-like King of Pop was preparing for a dramatic...
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Funny story:  American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

American Bald Eagle Snatches Up, Eats Glenn Beck's Dachshund

NEW CANAAN, Connecticut -- Glenn Beck never thought twice about the safety of little Adolph when he let him outside to poop in the back yard of their home in one of the most affluent, safe and secure communities in America. Now, his overweight 8-m...
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Funny story:  Greenland Drifts into Upper New York Bay

Greenland Drifts into Upper New York Bay

NEW YORK CITY, New York -- Scientists are surprised, but not completely surprised, by Greenland's arrival early Tuesday morning in the Upper New York Bay. Apparently, scientists had already been monitoring the progress of a massive island of ice m...
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Funny story:  Muslim Employee Refuses to Dress Like Miley Cyrus for Mickey-Mouse Operation

Muslim Employee Refuses to Dress Like Miley Cyrus for Mickey-Mouse Operation

ANAHEIM, California -- Three Mousekettiers Inc. (TMI) said in a statement Monday that a Muslim woman who works as a hostess for one of its restaurants is "living in a fantasyland" if she thinks she can get away with violating the company's strict no-...
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Funny story:  Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

Hog Jaw, Arkansas toddler walks two miles to get her daddy a beer

HOG JAW, Arkansas -- Tafoya Saunderson's parents have been teaching their daughter some valuable lessons, and one of those came in mighty handy today when her father lost consciousness in their Hog Jaw, Arkansas home. Frank Saunderson told local a...
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