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Funny story: Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Auto bailout talks inexplicably broke down this Monday after negotiations had only reached $45,200. Although the deal got off to an optimistic start, grumblings quickly started from various parties with no clear explanation. The problems culminat...
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Funny story: English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

After seven years of marriage, Professor Ernest Williams and his wife Carole have filed for divorce, in a process Williams called "banal and trite". "An affair with a teacher's assistant, Carole walking in on us, my things on the lawn," Williams l...
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Bill Clinton: U. S. can't win ground war vs. Iraq

Bill Clinton insists the U. S. armed forces cannot win a land war against Iraq "or any other country, no matter how many booties are on the ground, because there are too many gays in the military."

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