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Funny story: Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Big Three Bailout Negotiations Reach $40k or $50k, Break Down

Auto bailout talks inexplicably broke down this Monday after negotiations had only reached $45,200. Although the deal got off to an optimistic start, grumblings quickly started from various parties with no clear explanation. The problems culminat...
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Funny story: English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

After seven years of marriage, Professor Ernest Williams and his wife Carole have filed for divorce, in a process Williams called "banal and trite". "An affair with a teacher's assistant, Carole walking in on us, my things on the lawn," Williams l...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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