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Walgreen's Announces New "Dumb-ass" Checkout Line

The next trip you take to your local pharmacy may not be as painful as it has been in the past. At least that is what the decision-makers at the Walgreen's corporate offices are hoping.

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West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle

Funny story: West Virginia Outlaws Cell Phone Usage/Sign Language While Operating a Motor Vehicle

Charleston - Senate Minority Leader Vic Spouse (D-Ansted) introduced a controversial new bill that could impact the way people communicate while motoring around the nation's 35th state.

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Jackson Found Guilty!

Cedar Rapid, IA - After weeks of testimony and hours of deliberation the verdict is finally in. Art Jackson is a badass!...

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American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

Funny story: American Idol Shocker: Scott Savol Quits, Apologizes for Wasting Viewers' Time

Los Angeles - The big news of this American Idol season was supposed to be last week when popular rocker Constantine Maroulis was booted from competition. As of today, that news seems tame.

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Michael Jackson Fathers Brood of Puppies

Funny story: Michael Jackson Fathers Brood of Puppies

Torrance, CA - The self-proclaimed "King of Pop" is at it again, this time in a slightly different manner. In an interspecies mating first, Michael Jackson has become the proud father of six cocker spaniel puppies.

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Britney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Funny story: Britney Spears Loses Ability to "Drop It Like It's Hot"

Malibu, CA - Recently remarried and former pop princess Britney Spears has reportedly lost the ability to "drop it like it's hot". Sources close to the singer failed to finger one particular cause, but speculation in Tinsel Town is rampant.

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Pope Skips Appearance at Window

Rome - Every Easter since the dawn of time Popes have recognized the celebration of Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection. Some have held large masses, some have marked the occasion with festive parties, while others celebrate with sincere an...

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Woman Eats 38 Lobsters to Win Eating Contest

Funny story: Woman Eats 38 Lobsters to Win Eating Contest

Boston - Yuko Hirofumi, a Japanese housewife, stunned the lobster eating world yesterday by walking away with 2005 title of "Top Lobster Eater" in her first attempt at a contest that is usually dominated by seasoned veterans. Hirofumi consume...

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North Korea Gets Dumped By Ashlee Simpson

Funny story: North Korea Gets Dumped By Ashlee Simpson

Pyongyang - Putting a good face on rejection can be difficult. The communist state of North Korea seems to spending most of its time these days doing so.

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US Sends Special Envoy to Defuse Iranian Situation

Funny story: US Sends Special Envoy to Defuse Iranian Situation

Tehran - In an effort to resolve what has become a very hot international diplomacy issue, the United States extended an olive branch to "rogue nation" and burgeoning nuclear power Iran.

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Judge in Michael Jackson case sets rules

Funny story: Judge in Michael Jackson case sets rules

Santa Maria, CA - As the sideshow of the century prepares to set up tent in southern California this week, the ringleader and Judge laid down the law. The sideshow in question would be none other than the trial of Mr. Michael Jackson.

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Yasser Arafat "Not Dead Yet"

Funny story: Yasser Arafat "Not Dead Yet"

Paris - Palestinian leaders retracted statements made over the weekend that their embattled leader, Yasser Arafat, had passed away.

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Voting Machine Glitch Gives Presidency to Al Sharpton

Funny story: Voting Machine Glitch Gives Presidency to Al Sharpton

Boca Raton, FL - In the worst case scenario of worst case scenarios voting machines across the country have returned preliminary results declaring that the next President of the United States will be Rev. Al Sharpton.

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Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Admits to Emoticon Addiction

Washington - U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has been put on "administrative leave" after admitting to an addiction to emoticons earlier in the week.

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Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Funny story: Probe into U.S. Senate reveals secret "Fight Club"

Washington - The first rule of Senate Fight Club is that you do not talk about Senate Fight Club. That was until now. After a report detailing the ultra secret pact between the 100 U.S. Senators was released on Thursday, it seems everyone is t...

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Olympic Mascots Unveiled to Mixed Reactions

Funny story: Olympic Mascots Unveiled to Mixed Reactions

ROME - After relatively little anticipation the organizers for the 2006 Turin (that's in Italy) Olympics announced their choice for the official mascots. Cartoon characters named Neve and Gliz, supposedly representing a ball of snow and a block of ic...

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Noisy Neighbors Force Al-Qaeda Move

Afghanistan - Sources close to the world terror organization Al-Qaeda say that the group is planning a big move, literally. It appears that several of the group's top members are being forced to move by what they are calling "loud, irresponsib...

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Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot

Funny story: Prince William Single-Handedly Brings Back Ascot

London - Credit the newest retro fashion wave to one of the most established families in the western hemisphere. In April the photogenic Prince William was spotted at a polo match sporting a colorful ascot, the rest is quickly turning into fas...

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