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Apple Stores Reject Apple Pay in Favor of CurrentC

Funny story: Apple Stores Reject Apple Pay in Favor of CurrentC

Apple Computers, Inc. has announced that the Apple Stores, being a brick and mortar retailer, have joined the MCX (Merchange Customer Exchange) and will follow in Walmart's footsteps by no longer accepting Apple Pay. "Walmart is the world's larges...

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John McCain proposed a tax increase to pay for future Palin abortions

In a surprise move to appeal to Sarah Palin's critics, Republican presidential nominee John McCain proposes a 2% tax increase for Governors of states bordering Canada. The revenues will be used to fly Sarah Palin, or any of her relatives, to Tijuana...

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Terrorist Threat Level Raised to Goldenrod

Washington D.C. - After unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable source claiming to have heard unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable terrorist, wh...

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Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

Funny story: Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.

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Frasier's Series Finale Only Attracts Six Viewers

Funny story: Frasier's Series Finale Only Attracts Six Viewers

Frasier signed off for the last time, but only six people watched.

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New Boy Band from Iraq Emerges: "Bag Dad and The Masked Killers"

Funny story: New Boy Band from Iraq Emerges: "Bag Dad and The Masked Killers"

Pentagon officials, in conjunction with Rhino Records, have announced the formation of a new boy band based in Iraq, named "Bad Dad and The Masked Killers."...

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Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

Funny story: Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

San Francisco, CA- According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy. The study followed 200 men and women of...

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Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Funny story: Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Denver, CO- After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...

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Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Funny story: Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Los Angeles- Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...

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Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Funny story: Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.

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I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am

Funny story: I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am

Athens - At the World Philosopher's Conference, the world's smartest philospher Socrates Jones proved that people and things only exist if they can be found on Google.

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American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Funny story: American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...

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VH1 Presents: I Love the 40s

Funny story: VH1 Presents: I Love the 40s

After the success of VH1's mindless flashback related shows, I Love the 80s, I Love the 70s, and I Love The 80s Strikes Back, they have decided to produce a third sequel: I Love The 40s.

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Google files for IPO

Funny story: Google files for IPO

Mountain View, CA - Google, the leader in Internet searches, has filed for IPO, to be traded on the NYSE under the ticket symbol GOO.

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Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

Funny story: Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

New York City - NBC, trying to make up for the end of 'Friends', has created a sitcom starring Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, called 'No Friends'.

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Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

Funny story: Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.

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Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

Funny story: Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.

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Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One

Funny story: Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One

Bill Rancic, winner of the reality show "The Apprentice", and now, President of some Trump company, burned two construction workers who are building the Chicago skyscraper that Rancic is overseeing.

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Breaking news…

Trump Now Also President of Egypt

President Donald Trump now claims to be part Egyptian after a new mummy was uncovered. Noted the President, "Look! It's old, wrinkly, shriveled, and orange! Just like me!"
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