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Funny story: John McCain proposed a tax increase to pay for future Palin abortions

John McCain proposed a tax increase to pay for future Palin abortions

In a surprise move to appeal to Sarah Palin's critics, Republican presidential nominee John McCain proposes a 2% tax increase for Governors of states bordering Canada. The revenues will be used to fly Sarah Palin, or any of her relatives, to Tijuana...
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Funny story: Terrorist Threat Level Raised to Goldenrod

Terrorist Threat Level Raised to Goldenrod

Washington D.C. - After unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable source claiming to have heard unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable terrorist, wh...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

Paris Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol

As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.
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Funny story: Frasier's Series Finale Only Attracts Six Viewers

Frasier's Series Finale Only Attracts Six Viewers

Frasier signed off for the last time, but only six people watched.
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Funny story: New Boy Band from Iraq Emerges: "Bag Dad and The Masked Killers"

New Boy Band from Iraq Emerges: "Bag Dad and The Masked Killers"

Pentagon officials, in conjunction with Rhino Records, have announced the formation of a new boy band based in Iraq, named "Bad Dad and The Masked Killers."...
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Funny story: Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

Researchers Discover Eating is Hazardous to your Health

San Francisco, CA- According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy. The study followed 200 men and women of...
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Funny story: Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Jenny From '867-5309' Has Been Found

Denver, CO- After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...
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Funny story: Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Friends Finale Expected to Attract Friendless Viewers

Los Angeles- Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...
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Funny story: Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Colleges Ban Affimative Action Because of Omarosa

Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.
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Funny story: I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am

I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am

Athens - At the World Philosopher's Conference, the world's smartest philospher Socrates Jones proved that people and things only exist if they can be found on Google.
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Funny story: American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

American Idol Votes for Jennifer Hudson Were Sent to a Blender

Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...
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Funny story: VH1 Presents: I Love the 40s

VH1 Presents: I Love the 40s

After the success of VH1's mindless flashback related shows, I Love the 80s, I Love the 70s, and I Love The 80s Strikes Back, they have decided to produce a third sequel: I Love The 40s.
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Funny story: Google files for IPO

Google files for IPO

Mountain View, CA - Google, the leader in Internet searches, has filed for IPO, to be traded on the NYSE under the ticket symbol GOO.
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Funny story: Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

Omarosa To Star in Apprentice Spinoff

New York City - NBC, trying to make up for the end of 'Friends', has created a sitcom starring Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, called 'No Friends'.
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Funny story: Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

Simon Cowell Fired From American Idol Due To Passing on William Hung

After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.
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Funny story: Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.
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Funny story: Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One

Trump's Apprentice Sends Construction Workers to ER on Day One

Bill Rancic, winner of the reality show "The Apprentice", and now, President of some Trump company, burned two construction workers who are building the Chicago skyscraper that Rancic is overseeing.
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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