Apple Computers, Inc. has announced that the Apple Stores, being a brick and mortar retailer, have joined the MCX (Merchange Customer Exchange) and will follow in Walmart's footsteps by no longer accepting Apple Pay.
"Walmart is the world's larges...
In a surprise move to appeal to Sarah Palin's critics, Republican presidential nominee John McCain proposes a 2% tax increase for Governors of states bordering Canada. The revenues will be used to fly Sarah Palin, or any of her relatives, to Tijuana...
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After unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable source claiming to have heard unconfirmed rumors from an unreliable terrorist, wh...
As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.
Frasier signed off for the last time, but only six people watched.
Pentagon officials, in conjunction with Rhino Records, have announced the formation of a new boy band based in Iraq, named "Bad Dad and The Masked Killers."...
San Francisco, CA-
According to the latest study by UCSF researchers, eating food in unhealthy.
The study followed 200 men and women of...
After thirty years of searching for the infamous Jenny, from the Tommy Tutone song '867-5309', Jennifer Blublow of Denver,...
Thursday's finale of the hit sitcom Friends is expected to drawn in 40 million viewers. Ironically 35 million o...
Due to fears that they may graduate the next Omarosa, many colleges across the country have ended their affirmative action programs.
Athens - At the World Philosopher's Conference, the world's smartest philospher Socrates Jones proved that people and things only exist if they can be found on Google.
Last week, many American Idol fans were outraged when Jennifer Hudson was voted off the show. An investigation revealed that the votes for Hundson sent via text messaging were sent to an internet blender in Iowa, owned by local health nut Mavis Higg...
After the success of VH1's mindless flashback related shows, I Love the 80s, I Love the 70s, and I Love The 80s Strikes Back, they have decided to produce a third sequel: I Love The 40s.
Mountain View, CA - Google, the leader in Internet searches, has filed for IPO, to be traded on the NYSE under the ticket symbol GOO.
New York City - NBC, trying to make up for the end of 'Friends', has created a sitcom starring Omarosa Manigault-Stallworth, called 'No Friends'.
After William Hung's CD, Inspiration, went platinum, American Idol judge Simon Cowell was fired from the show.
In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.
Bill Rancic, winner of the reality show "The Apprentice", and now, President of some Trump company, burned two construction workers who are building the Chicago skyscraper that Rancic is overseeing.
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