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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...
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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

LA, CA - Years after making a fool of herself by lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson is in trouble for lip synching again- this time through her own divorce proceedings! It seems that Simpson was worried she might me...
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Funny story: Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes! The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...
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Funny story: Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

Disney Sues Over Porno Film 'Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang'

SoCal - Today the Disney Corporation has announced they will be suing over the title of a recently released pornographic film, "Chitty-Chitty Gang Bang". The title of the porno is a play on words of 1960's Disney film "Chitty-Chitty, Bang Bang," whic...
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Funny story: Pair of Conjoined Twins Caught in Love Rectangle!

Pair of Conjoined Twins Caught in Love Rectangle!

The McBriar twins, Mary and Terry, who are perhaps the most popular and watched conjoined twins on the planet, are having some relationship trouble with conjoined paramours, the Pissgum brothers. Terry, the naughty one, has been carrying on with M...
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Funny story: Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Man With World's Longest 'Pinkie' Nail Puts it to Good Use

Carson City, NV: It's been said that you can pick your friends and that you can pick your nose-- but that you can't pick your friend's nose. Charlie Shitter, Man with the World's Longest Pinkie Fingernail, begs to differ. Shitter, whose fingern...
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Funny story: Serial Killer, "Murderous Monsignor" Sashays Out of the Confessional!

Serial Killer, "Murderous Monsignor" Sashays Out of the Confessional!

West 'By God' Virginia: The citizens of Hawkhole Hollow, WV can now rest a bit easier now that the serial killer- known as the Murderous Monsignor- has been captured and is safely behind bars. Frankie Thej, 63 (but insists he's 35) has been charge...
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Funny story: It's Official: Kanye West is Now Los Angeles's 'Village Idiot'!

It's Official: Kanye West is Now Los Angeles's 'Village Idiot'!

Los Angeles, CA: It's offical. After much deliberation by the citizens of LA and call-in votes from all over America, the dubious title of 'Village Idiot' has been bestowed upon rapper Kanye West after his latest tantrum on last Sunday's Video Musi...
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Funny story: New Restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Panda' Opens Amidst PETA Protests!

New Restaurant, 'Kentucky Fried Panda' Opens Amidst PETA Protests!

Sacramento, CA- The controversial new fast food eatery, Kentucky Fried Panda, had it's Grand Opening this afternoon despite PETA and other environmental groups protests. Although this new fast food restaurant looks like any other of its kind, it'...
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Funny story: The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

The National Basketball Association Sues the Creator of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Chili Verde, New Mexico: The National Basketball Association (NBA) is filing a lawsuit against 'writer' Jalepenoman. Jalepenoman is the creator and marketing mastermind behind the new fictitious holiday, National Breast Appreciation Day. The acron...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon Gives 2-for1 Breast Implants in Honor of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon Gives 2-for1 Breast Implants in Honor of National Breast Apprecation Day!

Top Secret Mattel Headquarters: It was announced earlier today that Michael Jackson's former plastic surgeon will be running a 'Buy One, Get One Free' breast enhancement special in honor of the very first Natonal Breast Appreciation Day. Dr. Steve...
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Funny story: Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Madame Bitters and Chamone Catfight at Spoof Picnic!

Tallahassee, FL-- Writers for the UK based website, theSpoof.com got more than they bargained for at this year's Spoof picnic when a catfight broke out between two female Spoofers. The brawling babes, Madame Bitters, age 27 and Chamone, age 19, ar...
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Funny story: Vince, the 'Sham-WOW' Guy Should Have Died Instead of Billy Mays(!)

Vince, the 'Sham-WOW' Guy Should Have Died Instead of Billy Mays(!)

The public has spoken: Vince, the much despised 'Sham-WOW' guy should be six feet under instead of Billy Mays. Mays, the enthusiastic spokesman for miracle cleaning products was best known for his LOUD late-night TV commercials and his full, magni...
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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Just Wants a Nap

Hugh Hefner Just Wants a Nap

Belair, CA-- Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy magazine and the Playboy lifestyle says he's "exausted," and that he "needs to take a nap." Hefner, who is 84 years young, is a pop culture icon, a dirty old man and a hero to men and boys of all ag...
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Funny story: Bea Arthur to be the New Voice of God!

Bea Arthur to be the New Voice of God!

Bea Arthur, the tall, somewhat masculine actress best known for her roles on Maude and Golden Girls died today at the age of 86. However, the deceased actress is still getting work. Rumor has it that Bea has a new gig as The Voice of God. Arthu...
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Funny story: Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives

Men with Big Penises Live Longer, Happier, More Satisfying and Productive Lives

Duke University, NC- After decades of research by sociologists, psychologists, statististions, anthropologists and astrologers it has been determined, without any doubt, that men with large penises live longer, happier, more satisfying and productive...
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Funny story: New Book, "Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus" is a Best-Seller

New Book, "Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus" is a Best-Seller

Possum Creek, AL- The publishing world and authors of self-help books alike have been turned on their respective ears by the new number one best-selling non-fiction book in the nation, Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus. The unlik...
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Funny story: George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

George W. Bush Signs Bill that Cecedes Texas from the Rest of the US

Austin, TX- It's official: George W. Bush has pulled another fast one, this time on the people of Texas. With only a few days left in second term as Commander in Chief, President Bush wanted to be aboslutely certain that his administration will go...
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Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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