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Funny story:  A look at Wendy's Hooters

A look at Wendy's Hooters

Bob Evans was recently found comatose, soaked in Mountain Dew caused by the Sierra Mist, slipping In-N-Out of consciousness and his skin a Mellow Yellow. Dr Pepper was called in and has suggested an occasional Squirt of Krispie Kreme for the associa...
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Funny story:  Clinton Advises Official Language Change

Clinton Advises Official Language Change

Secretary of State nominee Hillary Rodham Clinton is said to be advocating a change from English, as the first language, to Jive. She announced: "You know this will save all sorts of money when we no longer have to send out, you know, unemploymen...
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Funny story:  Obama calls for International Space Station Overhaul

Obama calls for International Space Station Overhaul

President Elect Barack Obama called today for a complete overhaul of the International Space Station. The 6'1 tall pres said: "Uh, when I found out there is no, uh, basketball court, not even a practice hoop, uh, on that sucker I was like, uh, wha...
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Funny story:  New Tack In War On Terror

New Tack In War On Terror

A classified report leaked from the Pentagon reveals a new level of desperation in dealing with hundreds of thousands of angry young Muslim men with no outlet for their pent up frustration but worldwide indiscriminate killing and maiming. Four S...
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Funny story:  Breakthrough in organ re-growth technology creates new demand

Breakthrough in organ re-growth technology creates new demand

With the news that a new windpipe has been purpose grown for a Spanish patient hospitals and clinics have been flooded with requests for help. Unsurprisingly many applications are for new "organs" for under endowed English Hoodies. "These nasty...
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Funny story:  TV Pitchman silenced

TV Pitchman silenced

Extremely annoying TV Pitchman Billy Mays was caught up in a prank last night. Two area boys, 16-year-old Terry Little and his friend Jason Large, 28 jumped the loud-mouthed adman as he left the St. Petersburg, Florida, headquarters of the Home Shop...
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Funny story:  UK Police waiting to take sides

UK Police waiting to take sides

In what has been described as a "bold move" the Chief of the Metropolitan Police has called all his men off the streets and back to their stations until further notice. Sir Ian Blair explained, "My men, policing practices and policies are complet...
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Funny story:  We're "fucked" explains leading economist

We're "fucked" explains leading economist

Leon Barkowski with the Rand Institute said in an unprecedented display of candor on Meet the Press Sunday: "We have reached an unmatched level of incompetence at all levels of government and the financial institutions. I mean you only have to ta...
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Funny story:  Company that makes oversized scissors for ceremonial ribbon cuttings bracing for downturn

Company that makes oversized scissors for ceremonial ribbon cuttings bracing for downturn

Cutting Edge Ceremonial Ribbon Separators are bracing themselves for the worst this week, fearing severe impact from the economic downturn. CEO Ralph Snips explains; "As the failing economy continues to threaten new bridge, public works, malls and...
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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

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