Whitehall - After initially denying the rumors that the Prime Minister had been attending the Eliza Doolittle School of Charm it has come to light that the PM has been regularly attending an individual class at the institution with the charms school'...
Metropolitan Line London- During the 17:45 Baker Street to Harrow on the Hill journey today, the passengers on the second to last carriage were treated to an intensly interesting conversation between an unamed and somewhat plain (but trying really ha...
NASA - An Astronaut lost her bag during a space walk today as she attempted to effect repairs to a joint on the international space station. Astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper was attempting to loosen a stiff joint when a grease gun exploded caus...
MANCHESTER- Prime Minister Gordon Brown has met with Jabba the Hutt in Manchester today to discuss the worldwide financial crisis.
Mr. Hutt, a known philanthropist and shrewd investor, has displayed in interest in helping the world economies with...
Whitehall 13 Nov 2008 Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced today at Whitehall the introduction of "Stealth Tax Cuts".
During the brief press conference he explained that he would be introducing a series of these "Stealth Tax Cuts" to mollify the...
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