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Funny story: Santa Claus To Retire Dec. 24

Santa Claus To Retire Dec. 24

For nearly 800 years, Christopher Rudolph Kringle, better known as Santa Claus, has been traveling across the globe every Christmas Eve, giving presents to all the good children and raping all the bad ones. But this year, he's retiring. For the fi...
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Funny story: Mumbai Terrorist Plotter: "We Just Wanted A Hamburger!"

Mumbai Terrorist Plotter: "We Just Wanted A Hamburger!"

INDIA - After a 3-day standoff with a tactical terrorist group that left hundreds dead, Military officials discovered a man hiding in the basement of the Taj Mahal Hotel. Abnach Dulaur-Huladen was hiding in a boiler room of the massive structuce when...
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Funny story: Black Friday Changed To African-American Friday

Black Friday Changed To African-American Friday

Washington, D.C. - For decades the day after Thanksgiving has been the single busiest shopping day in the United States. Stores offer huge discounts on the "hottest items" and lines begin forming before the turkey gets carved. For decades this day ha...
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Funny story: "Doc" Loses House, Claims Will Go Back In Time!

"Doc" Loses House, Claims Will Go Back In Time!

LOS ANGELES - Christopher Lloyd, the actor best known for his role as Doc Brown in the "Back to the Future" trilogy, was one of many who were left homeless last week after fire tore through an upscale L.A. neighborhood. Lloyd's $11 million mansio...
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Funny story: Human Evolution Process In Reverse, Says Top Scientists

Human Evolution Process In Reverse, Says Top Scientists

GENEVA - A group of top world scientists known as "The BrainFrame" have been working together in Geneva for the past seven months on what's been called the greatest experiment on human brains ever. The study involved mapping and decoding human br...
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Funny story: Researcher: Lincoln Was A Homo

Researcher: Lincoln Was A Homo

An archeological and historical artifact researcher at University of Texas in Dallas has discovered some crucial evidence pertaining to the 10-year-old question: Was Abraham Lincoln a homosexual? Dr. Jamen D. Annis discovered several photographs d...
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Funny story: Congress Passes $870 Billion Bailout Plan For Exxon-Mobile, Others

Congress Passes $870 Billion Bailout Plan For Exxon-Mobile, Others

WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush announced during a press conference this morning that Congress has approved a $870 billion bailout plan for major oil companies. Over the past six weeks, the cost of oil has plummeted to nearly a third of its record hi...
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Funny story: Cruise buys rights to Scientology, tells L. Ron "Hit The Road!"

Cruise buys rights to Scientology, tells L. Ron "Hit The Road!"

Los Angeles, CA - Academy-award winning actor and renowned Scientologist, Tom Cruise, announced through his publicist that he has officially purchased the publishing rights to the L. Ron Hubbard series of fantasy novels, which are the basis of the re...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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