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Perez Hilton Photographs Helen Mirren's Muff, Goes Blind

Funny story: Perez Hilton Photographs Helen Mirren's Muff, Goes Blind

Riding the fickle wave of notoriety after photographing Miley Cyrus' unlady-like exit from a car last week, famous fop Perez Hilton suffered a serious professional set-back after he was stricken blind by Helen Mirren's Medusa-like muff. According to...

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Venus Williams Makes a Woman of Caster Semenya

Funny story: Venus Williams Makes a Woman of Caster Semenya

In a surprise development, tennis star Venus Williams announced her engagement to embattled South African runner Caster Semenya. Caster, who has endured numerous questions about her gender, eagerly showed off the 5 carat engagement ring at a press co...

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Hillary Clinton Outburst Not Silent, But Deadly

Funny story: Hillary Clinton Outburst Not Silent, But Deadly

Hillary Clinton cleared the room after ripping off a chord on the butt tuba during a question and answer session in the Congo. The toxic release apparently occurred after a Congolese student was misinterpreted as asking what her husband, Bill, though...

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Britney Spears' Vagina Opens in London

Funny story: Britney Spears' Vagina Opens in London

The Britney Spears' circus pulled into London today and the freaks piled out of the clown car like investors escaping General Motors. The anxious crowd waited patiently for Spears to exit and were not disappointed as she finally climbed out crotch fi...

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Lil' Kims' Big-Uns Dazzle "Dancing With The Stars" Judges

Funny story: Lil' Kims' Big-Uns Dazzle "Dancing With The Stars" Judges

Lil' Kim let it all hang out during this week's dance competition, much to the delight of Dancing with the Stars Judge Bruno "Stiffy" Tonioli. But, unlike Janet Jackson's oozing nightmare at the Superbowl, Lil' Kim insisted it wasn't a "wardrobe mal...

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Blog Buzz: Sarah Silverman Dumps Kimmel for Abe Lincoln?

Funny story: Blog Buzz: Sarah Silverman Dumps Kimmel for Abe Lincoln?

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel have broken up again, flaming the unrealistic sexual fantasies of adolescent boys coast to coast. However, rumors of sexual incompatibility are leading many to speculate what could possibly make Sarah Silverman blush...

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Whoopi Goldberg 'Shoots' Ann Coulter in the Face on "The View"

Funny story: Whoopi Goldberg 'Shoots' Ann Coulter in the Face on "The View"

Ann Coulter was the sultry centerpiece of hot girl-on-girl action on The View, unabashedly revealing her ass to millions (OK, maybe only thousands) of hard-core fans tuning in to watch Whoopi give the skinny little twinkie a long overdue spanking.

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Amy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Loses Beehive, Braids Her Crotch

Amy Winehouse has been photographed without her characteristic beehive, rendering the blues skank virtually indistinguishable from run-of-the-mill skanks in the area. Waiting to be reunited with her husband, who was released from jail last week,...

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William Shatner Admits "Man-Crush" on George Takei

Funny story: William Shatner Admits "Man-Crush" on George Takei

After months of trading insults with George Takei over a perceived wedding snub, William Shatner has invited Takei to be on his new show, "Shatner's Raw Nerve". However, it is apparently not to keep the feud going, but to admit Shatner's long-standi...

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Janet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured

Funny story: Janet Jackson's Ass Explodes; Scores Injured

After weeks of cancelled shows, Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu tour has been closed indefinitely by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, pending an investigation into an accident that occurred Wednesday. Authorities in Dallas report t...

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Referendum To Ban And Remove Trump

Gosh, since Ireland was successful with their referendum to remove the ban on abortion, can the U.S. have a referendum to ban and remove Trump?
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