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Funny story:  BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

A presenter from the BBC during the 60s and 70s has been smeared by the press for being the only one who didn't inappropriately touch people up during the time. Wally Hampstead worked at the BBC, on radio, and television - as well as with children -...
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Funny story:  Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da...
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Funny story:  David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown has Tears in his Retina

Gordon Brown has Tears in his Retina

Hang-dog expressioned, unelected supreme leader (read dictator) of Great Britain, Gordon Brown has been diagnosed has having tears in his retinas. A bit rich given that most of the nation has had tears in its eyes since the start of his reign of mise...
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Funny story:  Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

A happy go lucky, respectable, and young man with a family has been murdered on the streets of the UK by a vicious gang of youths. This sort of event is occurring on an alarmingly more regular basis, and results in heartache amongst communities of...
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Funny story:  Everyone seeks Tevez Compensation

Everyone seeks Tevez Compensation

It seems that the recent saga over CarlosTevezGate looks set to continue as the government considers putting in a claim for the entire populace. It seems that since Sheffield United decided to ignore the fact that they were shite and blame an exce...
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Funny story:  Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

An innocent, defenseless video game has been viciously attacked by a gang of hideous and angry, albeit well dressed and sophisticated, middle class hate-mongering mothers in Slough, UK. The game, an incident free frolic through a platform world o...
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Funny story:  Unemployment at an all time high

Unemployment at an all time high

Levels of unemployment in the UK have reached a record eleven year high. Coincidentally most of those still visiting their dole office from that period have experienced a similar eleven year high. It should come as no surprise to an average UK wo...
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Funny story:  Bang! and the dirt is gone, along with the infidels!

Bang! and the dirt is gone, along with the infidels!

An anonymous source, who cannot be named, has revealed to our anonymous contact, who cannot be named, at the Daily Fascist, that good ol' Bazza Scott, the loud, obnoxious spokesperson for potentially environment damaging cleaning agent 'Cilla Bang' i...
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Funny story:  Baddy or Goody

Baddy or Goody

A recent survey has revealed that 85% of the general public have no sympathy whatsoever for Jade Goody in her harrowing cancer battle. One man, 44, from Lincs. said "Better people have fought cancer and died from it. I wouldn't be surprised if th...
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Funny story:  Barack to Black

Barack to Black

Millions of voters in the US are outraged that their new president, Barrack Obama, is actually a little bit ethnic, a poll has revealed. Mr. Obama, who won the exclusive accolade of being first African-American president was, apparently wrongly v...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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