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BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

Funny story: BBC Presenter from 60s and 70s Smeared

A presenter from the BBC during the 60s and 70s has been smeared by the press for being the only one who didn't inappropriately touch people up during the time. Wally Hampstead worked at the BBC, on radio, and television - as well as with children -...

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Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Funny story: Amount of Autism Link Stories Linked to Autism

Since the MMR scandal, the UK press have been trying to make up for their immense misreporting cockup not by making bold retractions and apologies, but by seeking further evidence for autism being definitely caused by some ludicrous, single hidden da...

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David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

Funny story: David Cameron Calls for Tougher Sentences for Smaller Crimes

David Cameron spoke out this week in favour of tougher sentences for smaller crimes, in light of criticism on the handling of looters caught up in riots in the UK. In an exclusive interview, Cameron was quoted as saying "Well, it is about time th...

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Gordon Brown has Tears in his Retina

Funny story: Gordon Brown has Tears in his Retina

Hang-dog expressioned, unelected supreme leader (read dictator) of Great Britain, Gordon Brown has been diagnosed has having tears in his retinas. A bit rich given that most of the nation has had tears in its eyes since the start of his reign of mise...

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Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

Funny story: Respectable, well to do family man dies suddenly

A happy go lucky, respectable, and young man with a family has been murdered on the streets of the UK by a vicious gang of youths. This sort of event is occurring on an alarmingly more regular basis, and results in heartache amongst communities of...

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Everyone seeks Tevez Compensation

Funny story: Everyone seeks Tevez Compensation

It seems that the recent saga over CarlosTevezGate looks set to continue as the government considers putting in a claim for the entire populace. It seems that since Sheffield United decided to ignore the fact that they were shite and blame an exce...

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Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

Funny story: Innocent Video Game In Violent Attack Horror

An innocent, defenseless video game has been viciously attacked by a gang of hideous and angry, albeit well dressed and sophisticated, middle class hate-mongering mothers in Slough, UK. The game, an incident free frolic through a platform world o...

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Unemployment at an all time high

Funny story: Unemployment at an all time high

Levels of unemployment in the UK have reached a record eleven year high. Coincidentally most of those still visiting their dole office from that period have experienced a similar eleven year high. It should come as no surprise to an average UK wo...

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Bang! and the dirt is gone, along with the infidels!

Funny story: Bang! and the dirt is gone, along with the infidels!

An anonymous source, who cannot be named, has revealed to our anonymous contact, who cannot be named, at the Daily Fascist, that good ol' Bazza Scott, the loud, obnoxious spokesperson for potentially environment damaging cleaning agent 'Cilla Bang' i...

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Baddy or Goody

Funny story: Baddy or Goody

A recent survey has revealed that 85% of the general public have no sympathy whatsoever for Jade Goody in her harrowing cancer battle. One man, 44, from Lincs. said "Better people have fought cancer and died from it. I wouldn't be surprised if th...

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Barack to Black

Funny story: Barack to Black

Millions of voters in the US are outraged that their new president, Barrack Obama, is actually a little bit ethnic, a poll has revealed. Mr. Obama, who won the exclusive accolade of being first African-American president was, apparently wrongly v...

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