Unconfirmed Sources report that the world supply of black pixels is running out. The shortage is believed to be caused in part by the overuse of exclamation points (!) in online humor web sites and blogs. Experts from around the globe are gathering i...
Unconfirmed Sources report that Microsoft has finally released the latest version of Bugs, its popular system administrator employment package. The new version of Bugs has been delayed for several months, but is said to the state of the art in bug si...
Unconfirmed sources reports Bush administration ghostwriter is sorry for lying to the American people. The former novelist, now former CIA analyst, admits...
Unconfirmed Sources report that Sheriff Ben Quigly has lifted marshall law and things are returning to normal in the small town of Big Rapids Michigan in the USA. Details of the chaotic events are just now beginning to emerge and the disturbance seem...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the new 'Adopt an Army' program has landed a major sponsor. Target, owner of hundreds of retail stores will be the core sponsor of the program. Troops seem to love the program that helps them connect with famil...
Unconfirmed Sources report that Euro 2004 organizers have failed soccer fans world wide. In the lead up to the tournament officials apparently forget to tell both Greece and Portugal that they couldn't win. UEFA CEO Lars-Christer Olsson is under...
Unconfirmed Sources report Republicans across the nation love Michael Moore's satirical treatment of the Bush administration. Republicans are flocking to theaters to see the new comedy Fahrenheit 9/11 and are telling their friends about it. Exit...
Unconfirmed Sources indicate that the FEC ruling that ads for Fahrenheit 9-11 are political ads has catapulted Michael Moore into the presidential election. A national snap poll of likely voters has all three candidates tied at 33% with 1% undecided.
Unconfirmed sources report newly discovered information proves Osama Bin-Ladin is a card carrying member of Green Peace and that Green Peace is actually a radical off shoot of the world wide terrorist network Al Qaeda. Today at the United Nations th...
Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration is ready to sell off the FEC to Diebold, maker of touch screen voting machines. Diebold will pay an undisclosed amount for the government commission and assume all of its functions and responsibiliti...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the US postal system has been plunged into chaos. Too many streets and towns newly renamed after Ronald Reagan are to blame. Postal employees just don't know where to send the mail!...
Unconfirmed Sources report shocking revelations found in Bush campaign documents. The documents show a complete change in the Bush election strategy. To win the next election they plan to 'get more votes than the other guy!'...
Unconfirmed Sources report Playboy will soon start a new magazine directed at arab men. " Ji-Hotties" will hit the Arab street in just a few days. Our sources indicate the White House pressured the publisher to start the venture to help &qu...
Unconfirmed Sources report that the Supreme Court has already ruled that George W. Bush is actually the King of America. The secret ruling, expected to be released soon, is on a case brought by The White House. Plans for the coronation of King George...
Unconfirmed sources report Mr Bush's political strategy for re-election involves getting a crossover Democrat to vote for him in 2004. To achieve this goal the administration has compiled a short list of crossover voters to target.
Unconfirmed Sources report that the 4th Seal of Hell has been broken. The failure of the 4th Seal, the Pale Horse, coincided with the legalization of Gay Marriage in Massachusetts. Religious leaders from around the globe have gathered at the Seal Mon...
Unconfirmed Sources reports interest in Iraqi war tourism caught US Military by surprise. Interest in the country heated up as soon as the fighting began and the civilian leadership of the US Military just hadn't planned for it. Vacationers to th...
Unconfirmed Sources report that The United Parcel Service has launched a pre-emptive strike on rival shipping firm Federal Express. UPS Forces launched dozens of coordinated attacks on FedEx processing depots across the nation. During the attacks UPS...