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Funny story: Moon to host 2026 World Cup

Moon to host 2026 World Cup

The Moon has been selected to host the 2026 World Cup it was announced today. FIFA are keen to bring the World Cup to places that are undeveloped in economic and football terms and the Moon's bid fulfilled both those criteria. The lack of stad...
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Funny story: Entire cast of I'm a Celebrity quit show

Entire cast of I'm a Celebrity quit show

All the celebrities from the ITV show I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here have quit. After being transported to the other side of the planet and deposited into a tropical rain forest the celebrities complained about conditions. "We didn't expect i...
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Funny story: England announce friendly with Tristan da Cunha

England announce friendly with Tristan da Cunha

The FA have announced an away friendly international with Tristan da Cunha next year. As part of their World Cup preparations England will need preparations for the real tests when they face the likes of Andorra. Despite only having a populatio...
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Funny story: 1966 World Cup awarded to Argentina

1966 World Cup awarded to Argentina

In the light of recent revelations by Argentina boss Diego Maradonna the 1966 World Cup has been awarded to Argentina as all the other teams were disqualified. The shocking revelation that England tried to claim a goal when the ball hadn't crosse...
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Funny story: Carlsberg to sue Humanists

Carlsberg to sue Humanists

Carlsberg the Danish brewers of continental beer in Northampton have decided to sue the British Humanist Association for using the word 'probably' in their advertising. The British Humanists Association have embarked on an advertising campaign to...
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Funny story: Police seek thousands of bogus callers

Police seek thousands of bogus callers

There were many reports this evening of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces at locations across the UK. Police Officer Hal O'Ween said "I think these reports are very unlikely. There are very strict laws in this country about minor...
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Funny story: It's a Premier League Sheik Up!

It's a Premier League Sheik Up!

The billionaire owners of Man City have decided to augment their investment by also buying Barclays the sponsors of the Premier League. Sheikh ManYou Watchout said the multi-billion buyout of City and Barclays would greatly enhance their portfolio...
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Funny story: Queen in shock resignation

Queen in shock resignation

The Queen has handed in her resignation as the fall-out from the Ross-Brand affair continues to escalate. In a statement Her Majesty said 'One has not been amused by the recent broadcasting of the BBC. As I am the one who is responsible for formi...
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Funny story: Cricketer faces $20m lawsuit

Cricketer faces $20m lawsuit

England cricketer Butt Erfingers is facing a loss of earnings lawsuit from his team mates after he spilled a catch which cost the team 20 million dollars in earnings. The last ball of the match dollied up to him from the Unaffordable Allstars XI No...
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Funny story: Evidence of pre-historic credit crunch uncovered

Evidence of pre-historic credit crunch uncovered

A important discovery was made today in an ancient cave relating to a financial meltdown in pre-historic times. From pre-historic drawings of carvings on the cave wall experts have deciphered evidence of the financial markets in turmoil even in th...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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