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Funny story:  New Study Determines Whiskey 'Delicious'

New Study Determines Whiskey 'Delicious'

Lynchburg, TN - A study, funded in part by Jack Daniel's has determined that, as has long been suspected, whiskey is in fact 'delicious'. The study consisted of blindfolded subjects taste-testing whiskey versus urine, bleach, and other household clea...
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Funny story:  New Weight Loss Method Discovered by Scientists

New Weight Loss Method Discovered by Scientists

Addis Ababa, ETHIOPIA - Scientists working in this impoverished African nation claim to have discovered the secret to long-term sustained weight loss, summarized by researcher Pete Morgan as follows: "QUIT EATING SO DAMN MUCH!" Morgan went on t...
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Funny story:  Zombies Campaign for Right to Vote

Zombies Campaign for Right to Vote

Monroeville, PA - A group calling itself 'Deadizens of America' has been campaigning vigorously for the right to vote. The group, led by Morgana Entwhistle, has been protesting in front of the Monroeville Mall holding signs and placards for over...
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Funny story:  Wine Flu Infects Millions of Drunks

Wine Flu Infects Millions of Drunks

Sacramento, CA - Hospitals and toilets everywhere are seeing a sharp influx of patients presenting with Wine flu-like symptoms, including dark red vomit, bedspins, and complaints about 'eating some bad chicken'. Wine flu has been known to science...
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Funny story:  Fishmongers Mourn Downfall of Newspapers

Fishmongers Mourn Downfall of Newspapers

Schuster, MT - Fishmongers from New Hampshire to Florida are mourning the deaths of newspapers across the country. As the price of an ever-decreasing supply of newspapers goes up, fishwrap has gotten harder and harder to come by for fishermen. "I...
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Funny story:  Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Cooties Causes Cancer in Laboratory Rats

Rockefeller, NY - Scientists studying the effects of cooties in laboratory animals have found a strong correllation between infected animals and the development of cancer, particularly cancer of the genitals. Says Bell Green, one of the researcher...
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Funny story:  Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness

Link Between UFO Abductees and Mental Illness

Stuttgart, CA - Researchers have drawn a link between UFO abductees and mental illness. Utilizing MUFON reports from as far back as 1985, researchers have found a 100 percent correlation between abductees and 'being complete nutjobs'. "Those resea...
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Funny story:  Local Bar Full of Assholes

Local Bar Full of Assholes

D'Starkville, IN - My sources have learned of a local bar which, astoundingly, manages to be completely full of assholes on any given night. The bar in question, Cobb's Drinkhole, contains every variety of asshole, from the Big Dumb Asshole, all the...
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Funny story:  Economists Predict Big Pay Increases for Economists

Economists Predict Big Pay Increases for Economists

New York City, NY - A group of economists at the New York Institute of Economics published a report forecasting a large increase in the salaries and rates paid to economists. Samuel Himes, one of the economists involved in preparing the report, said:...
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Funny story:  Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Hubble Captures Image of Cosmic Boobs

Houston, TX - NASA scientists using the Hubble Telescope to probe the outer reaches of space have snapped an image bearing a strong resemblance to a pair of well-endowed female breasts. Says scientist Marcus Ribbs, "It just goes to show that the...
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Funny story:  Visitor from Future Kills Local Man, Arrested

Visitor from Future Kills Local Man, Arrested

D'Starkville, IN - Cops arrested Rezn0r 13-Z B1ggs today for the murder of local man Ed Hodges. B1ggs reportedly hails from the year 2434 and travelled back to the present in an attempt to prevent the future birth of Hodges' great-great-great-great-g...
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Funny story:  Automakers Continue to Produce Ugly Cars

Automakers Continue to Produce Ugly Cars

Detroit, MI - Despite nearly a decade of sagging auto sales and an overwhelming backlash from consumers, nearly every major automaker has continued to produce progressively uglier cars. It's a trend that started decades ago with Fieros and El Caminos...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Refuses to Just Go Away

Sarah Palin Refuses to Just Go Away

Moosecock, AK - Despite losing the presidential election, resigning as governor of Alaska, and being roundly criticized for her cheerfully ignorant demeanor, Sarah Palin refuses to do the one thing everybody wants her to do: just GO AWAY. When ask...
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Funny story:  Wham! Video Game to be Released Next Month

Wham! Video Game to be Released Next Month

Atlanta, GA - While the Beatles version of Rock Band had limited appeal, one company hopes to capture the attention (and dollars) of the masses with the latest entry in the genre, Wham!: Rock Legend. While critics have always respected the band's...
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Funny story:  Menthol Cigarette Exclusion Seen as Racist

Menthol Cigarette Exclusion Seen as Racist

Washington, DC - With recent tobacco legislation banning the sale of flavored cigarettes and labels advertising cigarettes as 'light,' many are asking why menthol cigarettes were excluded from these new restrictions. Leading a protest outside the Was...
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Funny story:  Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...
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Funny story:  Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Google to Celebrate Boob Day with New Logo

Mountain View, CA - The internet search behemoth Google, well-known for altering their logo to commemorate such events as Thomas Edison's birthday and the 20th anniversary of Zero Wing, has secretly commissioned graphic designers to alter their logo...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Can't Wait for New Season of 'House'

Spoof Writer Can't Wait for New Season of 'House'

Pittsburgh, PA - Spoof writer Jordan Baugher simply cannot wait for the new season of House to start on September 21st on Fox, Monday at 8/7 central. "He just does the zaniest shit. He can't save a patient without almost killing him four times.
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