Flare are back - Due to t'solar flare today t'Northern Leets are visible as far South as Royston.
T'Northern leets are due to t'emissions of photons in the t'Earth's upper atmosphere, above 80 km (50 miles), from t'ionized nitrogen atoms regaining...
Manchester Utd manager Sir Alec Ferguson was fuming today when he found out that the transfer fee paid for Christiano Ronaldo was not 80milion pounds as originally thought but was actually 80million pesetas.
Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite.
The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought sever...
Astonishing news today revealed that the shoes thrown at President Bush were thought to be the long lost 'weapons of mass destruction'.
A spokesman for the CIA said, 'It clearly said NUKE,or something very similar, on the side of the shoes and thi...
Following his controversial sending off in the Manchester derby, Ronaldo spoke out for the first time today, 'I thought I heard my mum shout for me to come in for my tea, and as it was my ball, I was taking it home'.
Ferguson defended his player,...
In a predictably one-sided game today, underdogs Leeds United were beaten by the once great Histon.
Histon's win was put down to the state of the pitch (wet) and the appalling weather which the Leeds players had never experienced in the balmier cl...
Following today's shock defeat by Bolton, Roy Keane has walked out.
After leaving the ground he sped home and emerged with his dogs, telling reporters that he was walking out, as the dogs had been inside all day and needed to go for a 'Ronaldo'.
After the worst spell in Arsenals history, Arsene Wenger has finally called it a day.
In a statement today Wenger said, 'The last 23hrs and 59 minutes have been very difficult - in fact I'll call it a day - the last day has been very difficult.
John Seargeant has left the BBC show 'Strictly Cum Dancing' despite being the 'people's champion' and kept in the show by the votes of the proletariat.
Following a visit from the Mitchell brothers, who pointed out to John the di...
Delap-idated Arsenal take on Villa this Saturday with new hope following last week's defeat by Stoke City.
Up the Arsenal
Still smarting from the shock defeat Arsend Wenger commented today, 'Although I didn't see the two goals that Stoke did sc...
Bear Facts Controversy surrounds the BBC again following the annual 'Children in Need Appeal'.
For many years the BBC have used 'Pudsey Bear' a partially sighted children's toy as the 'face' of the appeal. However under an agreement that dates bac...
Didier Drogba was charged today by the police with criminal damage following the partial demolition of Stamford Bridge, when the Chelsea striker threw his wallet into the stand causing £1m worth of damage.
The act of throwing the wallet caused Dro...
Swedish scientists working on the LHC (Large Hardon Collider) in Geneva believe that they have today discovered the 'big one' thought to be one of the key components of blue matter.
The existence of the Biggs Hoson has long since bee...
The large hadron collider was restarted today in a bold attempt to find the missing chocolate particle predicted by scientists since the famous J.S.Fry experiments of the last century.
Research then suggested that along with the 5 chocons (despera...
The FA confirmed today that Hull City's win at Old Trafford will stand despite protests from Sir Alec Ferguson.
Although many tigers fans left the ground thinking that their team had lost 4-3 it later transpired that Man Ure had breached a centuri...
White Man's Wheels - Following Lewis Hamilton's World Championship today Ferrari have launched a protest.
A Ferrari spokesman said 'Our drivers have had to tool around in a car driven by old white Pete Stringfellow lookalikes'
Although Massa wa...
A new storm today surrounded disgraced comedian Rustle Bland as his girlfriend alleged that he ate her pet 'Minky'.
In an interview today it was revealed that after a binge drinking session, a row ensued which ended with Bland eating her beaver.
Despite another lucky win today, relegation fears continue to haunt Premier League newcomers Hull City.
Doubts continue to dog the Northern club as they stand precariously at the top of the league.
One premier league manager, Oneday (Yule) Ramus...
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