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Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

Funny story: Untimely Air India Strike May Prevent Evacuation of Bored Indians After WillKat Royal Wedding

The Air India strike has irritated a lot of passengers this year and surprised many more. Most importantly, it's put India's national carrier on pause during what might be an hour of need. Air India did earn itself some good publicity during the evac...

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On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

Funny story: On Eve of Kate Middleton's Wedding to Prince William: Most Brits Admit They Still Wank off To Henry Tudor

In a quick survey of British citizenry 65% admitted that they still fantasize about Henry Tudor while masturbating. Kate Middleton came in a distant second at 12% followed by the late George III, also known as "Mad" King George. The survey reporte...

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14-year Old Boy Goes on Masturbation Strike

Funny story: 14-year Old Boy Goes on Masturbation Strike

A 14-year old boy sick and tired of tax evasion from Bollywood starlets, America's reluctance to adopt the metric-system, and Indonesia's crackdown on porn has decided to go on a masturbation strike. Vikram N Malhotra Jr. has vowed to stop playing wi...

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Egyptian Tour Brochure To Now Read 6Days/7Nights And One Riot

Funny story: Egyptian Tour Brochure To Now Read 6Days/7Nights And One Riot

Since Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak bizarrely decided that the protesters in Cairo hated everyone in the government except him, things have gone south. "In fact, Hosni Mubarak's ability to draw innately incorrect inferences is incredible. The peop...

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US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan

Funny story: US Ambassador to India Denies Hating US Ambassador to Pakistan

In a bizarre twist to the decades-long Indo-Pak diplomatic debacle, Former Bank official AVX Shenoy(myself) has exposed a rift between the US representative to India and and the US representative to Pakistan. Tim Roemer and Cameron Munter have report...

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Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif raided for disproportionate assets: IT sleuths recover $1million and 18 autographs

Funny story: Priyanka Chopra and Katrina Kaif raided for disproportionate assets: IT sleuths recover $1million and 18 autographs

The massive spike in attendance in the IT-department seems to have finally been explained. Income Tax sleuths allegedly uncovered 6 crores and 18 autographs at Chopra's house. "The tax department of late has become quite efficient. And I got my...

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Indian Government Officers Mark Assassination of Diligent Officer Sonawane by Not Working

Funny story: Indian Government Officers Mark Assassination of Diligent Officer Sonawane by Not Working

Instead of filing their forms in triplicate in double-quick time and speeding up pending cases against criminals, decade-long requests from honest citizens, and such like, the Maharashtra Gazetted Officers Federation has called for its members to "sh...

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Bangalore Bandh Jan 22, 2011: A Spot of Violence to Truly Appreciate Peace Rest of the Year

Funny story: Bangalore Bandh Jan 22, 2011: A Spot of Violence to Truly Appreciate Peace Rest of the Year

A small band of the minority community (Thugs) have indeed caused some trouble in this laid-back city surrounded on three sides by reality and on the fourth by Mysore. Parts of KR Puram and Yeshwanthpur were shut down by roving cells of 3 men. But in...

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Lure of Missile Defence Contract Prompts Starbucks To Remove "Coffee" From Logo

Funny story: Lure of Missile Defence Contract Prompts Starbucks To Remove "Coffee" From Logo

Starbucks, the world's largest coffee maker has dropped its name and the word "coffee" from its ubiquitous cups. This seemingly suicidal move is allegedly only one in a long line of moves that are being made to enable the coffee maker to "move up the...

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Suicide Helpline for US Unemployed Outsourced to India

Funny story: Suicide Helpline for US Unemployed Outsourced to India

Claims that a charity's suicide helpline has been outsourced to a call centre in India have been strongly denied. Several formerly suicidal people in the US have now moved from depression to seething anger as the voice that they reached out to in...

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Nobel Prize In Economics To Go To The One American Who Didn't Spend More Than What He Had

Funny story: Nobel Prize In Economics To Go To The One American Who Didn't Spend More Than What He Had

The Nobel Committee has awarded this year's Nobel Prize to P.E. Educator Michael "Coach" Mowry. "Mike Mowry has for years saved his hard earned money. Mowry has not racked up back-breaking debt to buy crap no one needs, that makes him a unique figure...

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Delhi Commonwealth Games Almost Ready- India Rolls Out Yellow Carpet

The Prince of Wales finally arrived at Delhi to co-inaugurate the Commonwealth Games in Delhi. The games venues and the athlete's village were deemed ready. The Indian delegation proudly rolled out a yellow carpet, as the dying process to make the c...

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Ayodhya Verdict Appeal: 1/3 of Land Should Go to a TV Channel

Funny story: Ayodhya Verdict Appeal: 1/3 of Land Should Go to a TV Channel

"For a second when I saw that the court had decided that the Ayodhya disputed site was going to be split into 1/3 I was sure that the last part would go to a TV channel," said one staunch supporter of TV News Channels. News channels of India have...

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James Cameron to Re-re-release Avatar in 1 Dimension

Funny story: James Cameron to Re-re-release Avatar in 1 Dimension

Unfazed by a lukewarmy response to the re-release of his $2billion 3-D block-buster: Cameron. Highly placed Hollywood sources are reporting that the director James Cameron is about release the same movie for a third time in theatres. But this time...

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US Children Concerned Parents Becoming More Money Minded

Funny story: US Children Concerned Parents Becoming More Money Minded

A new alarming trend shows that parents in America, far from inculcating good moral values in their God-fearing children have actually started to become more materialistic. The kids seem to be worried. "They always have money on their mind and the...

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Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Funny story: Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Saffron Terror has been doing the rounds in the Indian news, especially after a "democratic" mob tore up a few plants at TV channel in the Indian Capital. The channel allegedly said things the innocent mob didn't like. What will it take for these guy...

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Mel Gibson Tries to become Jewish Black Woman

Funny story: Mel Gibson Tries to become Jewish Black Woman

Mel Gibson has reportedly been calling the late Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons to quote-unquote "reverse the process". Post the airing of Gibson's latest rant on the Ryan Seacrest bimbo megaphone channel, Gibson's left with few options. Gone are...

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Electric Car Owners Given Police Protection During High Oil Price Protests

Funny story: Electric Car Owners Given Police Protection During High Oil Price Protests

The general strike or bandh called by various Indian opposition parties against the rise in the price of oil, were mostly peaceful in the metros of Bangalore, Mumbai and Delhi despite apprehensions that there would be violence against minorities.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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