Police were called after CNN's "The Ugliest Political Team on Television" went out on a Halloween "Trick or Treat" romp which went spectacularly wrong.
The team, led by The Littlest Hobo, Wolfie Blitzen, comprised "Candy" Crowley, Jeann "The" Moo...
CNN is in disarray after it was discovered that Wolfie Blitzen is not a hologram.
On US election night CNN used absurd gimmickry to attempt to breathe life into their pathetic "The Situation Room". At the end of the night they attempted to switch...
In a shocking story which is sure to delight Democrats everywhere, we can exclusively reveal that Republican Vice Presidential running mate Sarah Palin has had a long standing relationship with a radical pastor.
The pastor, an Inuit Holy Man with...
TV viewers around the world were in shock today following last night's final televised US Presidential debate. Anchorman and presenter of CNN's The Situation Room, Wolfie "Donner Und" Blitzen, unwittingly presented his profile to camera, thereby reve...
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