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Funny story:  God Weighs Response Options To Hawking Claim Of "Fairy Story"

God Weighs Response Options To Hawking Claim Of "Fairy Story"

HEAVEN (Friggemall Wire Services) - God, seated in a great golden throne towering high above the realm of Heaven, said he was still giving thought to how to respond to famed British scientist Stephen Hawking's claim that Heaven is "a fairy story."...
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Funny story:  Soda Line Ruptures; Coca-Cola To Attempt Unprecedented Capping Fix

Soda Line Ruptures; Coca-Cola To Attempt Unprecedented Capping Fix

INDIANAPOLIS, IN (Friggemall Wire Services) - Coca-Cola has announced plans to cap a ruptured line in an unprecedented attempt to stop the flow of soda that threatens a near northside restaurant. The Chuck E. Cheese was thrown into chaos last Frid...
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Funny story:  Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

Hidden Health Care Bill Amendment Legalizes Marijuana

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Stoners across the country are holding mass celebrations after word spread that a tiny amendment tucked into the massive Health Care Reform bill legalized marijuana in the United States. "I'm so stoke...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus Asks U.S. Congress for $400 Billion

Santa Claus Asks U.S. Congress for $400 Billion

NORTH POLE (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Santa Claus, the iconic deliverer of toys who is much loved by children all over the world, has petitioned the United States Congress for $400 billion. Claus, age undetermined, cites increased costs of mate...
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Funny story:  Republican Voters Denounce 'Black Friday' After Obama Win

Republican Voters Denounce 'Black Friday' After Obama Win

WASHINGTON, D.C. (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Thousands of the nation's Republican voters have announced that they will not support "Black Friday" in a bold show of partisan consumerism following Barack Obama's landslide victory over John McCain.
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Funny story:  Despite Exit Polls, Barr Predicts Upset Over Obama, McCain

Despite Exit Polls, Barr Predicts Upset Over Obama, McCain

O'FALLON, MI (Friggemall Wire Services) -- Libertarian Presidential candidate Bob Barr still believes he has a shot at becoming our nation's next leader when the polls close later today. Despite exit polls not looking good for Barr, he believes th...
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Funny story:  Poll:  McCain heavily favored by elderly men wearing shorts with dark socks

Poll: McCain heavily favored by elderly men wearing shorts with dark socks

NEW YORK, NY (Friggemall Wire Services) -- The latest poll shows Republican Presidential nominee John McCain with a huge lead over Democratic rival Barack Obama in the octogenarian males wearing shorts with tall, dark-colored socks demographic. "M...
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Funny story:  McCain suspends campaign for nap, bingo

McCain suspends campaign for nap, bingo

LOMBARD, IL (Friggemall Wire Services) - Republican presidential candidate John McCain surprised his staff and supporters by announcing this morning that he is temporarily suspending his campaign for three days, effectively immediately. "There wil...
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