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Funny story: SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

SMASH theory of physics fixes the Standard Model

Assachewsets Institute of Technocracy - Professor Hecktor Nogginbanger of AIT today announced a theory of everything that resolves all the unexplained problems in the Standard Model of physics. The new theory, some just call it fact, is called SMASH...
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Funny story: Trump to moon the Moon

Trump to moon the Moon

Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...
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Funny story: The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...
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Funny story: The Blacklist Spoiler

The Blacklist Spoiler

Hollywood CA - Wednesday - This reporter has an an exclusive scoop on The Blacklist Episode 13. Isabella Stone Season 4 - Feb 9, 2017. The F.B.I. CLOWNS try to find a sophisticated criminal who has been targeting Red's businesses, because in the l...
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Funny story: Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...
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Funny story: ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

ISIS complains their Toyota airbags are being set off wrongly

Arabia - Hillary Clinton announced today that ISIS wants their money back for all the brown Toyota pickups they bought. Purchased with funds provided ISIL by Obama and funneled through the Clinton foundation money laundering scam, the trucks came wi...
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Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...
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Funny story: Nearly 70 Democratic lawmakers now skipping to Trump's inauguration

Nearly 70 Democratic lawmakers now skipping to Trump's inauguration

An ebullient gaggle of Democratic Congress critters will skip to President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration today to demonstrate their joy in what they describe as his heartening and unifying tweets. When asked why they were not taking the bus, b...
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Funny story: Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Steve Harvey calls Obama mediocre negro for living with a transvestite

Hollywood, CA - On Monday's Family Feud show, when the question "what would you say to a man who lives with a transvestite?" came up, Steve Harvey went ballistic when none of the contestants could come up with any responses; all they did was blush an...
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Funny story: Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Trump to defecate on Koran during inauguration ceremony

Trump Tower - Our source Roger Rock, long time advisor to Trump, revealed today to reporters as he came out of the elevator at Trump Towers, that he failed to moderate Trumps Moslem policies. In fact he revealed the first act of the new POTUS will b...
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Funny story: Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump Tower - Alex Jones, spokesman for the PEOTUS, Trump, revealed today that Trump changed his mind about wanting a Churchhill bust in his office. The BBC was stunned. They responded with attacks on Trump and a Churchill marathon. The Queen had...
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Funny story: Megyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her

Megyn Kelly rejected by TheSpoof.com after NBC fires her

Allentown, PA - Sources from TheSpoof.com, including Skoober, report that Megyn Kelly continues to nose-dive. After flailing at FOX, tanking the ratings for NBC during her brief internship there, she was recently rejected by this august journal as w...
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Funny story: Google announces the householder-less house

Google announces the householder-less house

Chandler, Arizona - Inkopay Ommiecay, spokesman for Google, announced today that Google has invented the householder-less house. Related story Google gives driverless cars the green light for business, but are we really ready for AI piloted veh...
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Funny story: San Francisco to tackle the poop crunch with high-tech public potties

San Francisco to tackle the poop crunch with high-tech public potties

San Francisco City Hall - San Francisco Mayor Turdwin Spree announced to a small assemblage of reporters this afternoon that the sound of crunching poop underfoot on the sidewalks of the city are soon to be a thing of the past. As he was speaki...
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Funny story: Trump shocked to learn he will become world's top drug lord at inauguration

Trump shocked to learn he will become world's top drug lord at inauguration

Sources close to Trump report he was shocked to learn at a CIA breifing that the world's biggest industry is crack and meth, and it's run by the POTUS. Trump called his advisors together who advised him he needed to not be a dope and get up to s...
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Funny story: Obama declares war on pizza and vodka over 2016 election

Obama declares war on pizza and vodka over 2016 election

Sovereign District of Colunbia - Obama shocked the world today when he blamed pizza and vodka for losing the election for the invalid Hicklary Clinton. He flamed that the sordid pizza emails were leaked by vodka sodden Russians. He immediately...
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Funny story: Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump names Sanders Secretary of Education

Trump Tower, New York - Our reporter stationed outside the elevator at Trump Tower noticed a strange event Sunday night at around dinner-time. A bag of KFC was brought to the elevator lobby where the Secret Service inspected the chicken, fries and b...
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Funny story: Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

Electors elect George Soros President, Henry Kissinger Vice President

USA - Exit polls conducted by MSNBC Monday determined that Trump will not become President after all. Ms. Aroma Pour, veteran reporter with MSNBC, interviewed a Mr. Trey Tour, one of the exiting Electors. According to Tour, the CIA visited the E...
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Trump Babbles Coherently Nobody Understands

In a complete reversal of normal babble, Trump babbled so coherently his handlers passed out leaving him alone in a meeting room with a wet bar. HUGE, SAD. 2 hours later he was a babbling idiot again.
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