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PM Blames Petrol Prices on Suicide Bombers

Funny story: PM Blames Petrol Prices on Suicide Bombers

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown, today in a joint statement announced that petrol prices were set to rise again due to those pesky suicide bombers. Blaming those flammable bomber characters around the world for a hugely volatile petroleum market. At...

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Barak Obama is Osama Bin Laden

Funny story: Barak Obama is Osama Bin Laden

Unsurprising results of a thorough nottoosure investigation have now proven that Barak Obabma is in Fact Osama Bin Laden. Ace reporter Peter Pisshead produced today TOP SECRET documents from the Pub. Proving the two had never been seen at the sam...

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Barrak Obama hands presidency to James McGeorge!

Funny story: Barrak Obama hands presidency to James McGeorge!

In shock revelations, the BBC revealed that James McGeorge residing in North Wales is in fact GOD, the messiah, the father, son and holy ghost, Buddha, Allah, Osiris, Thor, Neptune aka Poseidon, to name but a few, has been offered the us presidency b...

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Everton Bought By Space hopper Inventor

Funny story: Everton Bought By Space hopper Inventor

Everton football club in an official club statement read by chairman Bill Kenwright today announced that they have been sold to space hopper inventor Cat Deelybopper. Chairman Kenwright announced in a very camp fashion, "after myself and David Moy...

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Homosexuals are made of Cheese CoE Shocker

Funny story: Homosexuals are made of Cheese CoE Shocker

The Church of England scientific home investigations team can reveal gays are made of cheese. S.H.I.T. Has spent over 300 years investigating homosexuality and invested over 600 sugar lumps of God's money to prove that homosexuals are made of ch...

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105 Year Old Nazi "Virgin" Was Hitlers Lover

Funny story: 105 Year Old Nazi "Virgin" Was Hitlers Lover

Clara Meadmore the "105 year old virgin" has been exposed as Eva Braun, the former lover of all round Nazi fruit loop Adolf Hitler. In an exclusive we can reveal today that Meadmore who has actually resided in the UK since late 1945 after the stag...

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Obama White Man

Funny story: Obama White Man

Barack Obama, is actually a white man in disguise the BBC special investigations team has revealed. Special investigative radio five reporter Donald McIntyke has revealed that this will be the whammy that wins the presidency for the democratic pa...

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Queen Elizabeths Drunk Cousin in Shock Eviction

Funny story: Queen Elizabeths Drunk Cousin in Shock Eviction

MSP's called today for the return of the rotten mouldy corpse of Mary Queen of Scots executed on the orders of caring cousin Lizzie in 1587. The Scottish money grabbing drunkard MPs, including Composer James MacMillan and Lib Dem MSP Hugh O'Donnel...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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