Barak Obama and Gordon Brown, today in a joint statement announced that petrol prices were set to rise again due to those pesky suicide bombers.
Blaming those flammable bomber characters around the world for a hugely volatile petroleum market. At...
Unsurprising results of a thorough nottoosure investigation have now proven that Barak Obabma is in Fact Osama Bin Laden.
Ace reporter Peter Pisshead produced today TOP SECRET documents from the Pub. Proving the two had never been seen at the sam...
In shock revelations, the BBC revealed that James McGeorge residing in North Wales is in fact GOD, the messiah, the father, son and holy ghost, Buddha, Allah, Osiris, Thor, Neptune aka Poseidon, to name but a few, has been offered the us presidency b...
Everton football club in an official club statement read by chairman Bill Kenwright today announced that they have been sold to space hopper inventor Cat Deelybopper.
Chairman Kenwright announced in a very camp fashion, "after myself and David Moy...
The Church of England scientific home investigations team can reveal gays are made of cheese.
S.H.I.T. Has spent over 300 years investigating homosexuality and invested over 600 sugar lumps of God's money to prove that homosexuals are made of ch...
Clara Meadmore the "105 year old virgin" has been exposed as Eva Braun, the former lover of all round Nazi fruit loop Adolf Hitler.
In an exclusive we can reveal today that Meadmore who has actually resided in the UK since late 1945 after the stag...
Barack Obama, is actually a white man in disguise the BBC special investigations team has revealed.
Special investigative radio five reporter Donald McIntyke has revealed that this will be the whammy that wins the presidency for the democratic pa...
MSP's called today for the return of the rotten mouldy corpse of Mary Queen of Scots executed on the orders of caring cousin Lizzie in 1587.
The Scottish money grabbing drunkard MPs, including Composer James MacMillan and Lib Dem MSP Hugh O'Donnel...
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