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Funny story: North Carolina, first state to approve hunting dems with dogs!

North Carolina, first state to approve hunting dems with dogs!

It was an almost carnival atmosphere this morning at the State House in Raleigh, North Carolina.Journalists from all over the world attended a press conference held by the House of Representatives to announce the passage of legislation approving the...
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Funny story: GOP congress cedes US back to UK!

GOP congress cedes US back to UK!

"Shocked but not surprised," stated a front page editorial this morning in the New York Times when it disclosed the proposed legislation in the new GOP dominated United States Congress. "The legislation cancels 238 years of freedom for the citize...
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Funny story: Political ads send thousands to rehab in North Carolina!

Political ads send thousands to rehab in North Carolina!

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that thousands of people in the state have entered rehabs due to stress associated with the unending 24/7 political ads, mostly for the US Senate race between Democrat Senator Kay Hagan and conservativ...
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Funny story: iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

In a press release today, the Cleveland Clinic in conjunction with several other teaching hospitals around the country announced that they had successfully implanted I-Pads in human fetus! "What is amazing," said Dr. T. J. McCorkle of The Clevela...
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Funny story: NC group sues state to carry weapons to State Fair!

NC group sues state to carry weapons to State Fair!

BYGO (Blow Your Guts Out), a second amendment rights group in North Carolina has sued the state for the right to carry weapons to this years state fair. "Aint no way we goin to the state fair iffin we can't carry our weapons," stated the Rev. T. J.
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Funny story: Renowned spoof writer claims "fart" now exceeds "booger" as leading headline grabber!

Renowned spoof writer claims "fart" now exceeds "booger" as leading headline grabber!

The Reverend T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC issued a statement this morning stating that after extensive research over a period of twenty years the word "fart" in a spoof headline has exceeded the word "booger"as the leading headline grabber in spoof...
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Funny story: GOP: "Obama is skating on thin ISSIS!"

GOP: "Obama is skating on thin ISSIS!"

An angry President Barack Obama strode to the podium in the Rose Garden this morning and immediately lashed out at the GOP. "This latest attack by the Republicans in Congress has finally gone beyond the pail. ISSIS is not thin by any means and the...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic accused of using fudged data in fart survey!

Mayo Clinic accused of using fudged data in fart survey!

A press conference was held this morning in Rochester, Minnesota by a large group of the participants in the recent Mayo Clinic survey: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts). The group is contending that the survey was not only flawed by the...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!

Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!

In an early morning press conference today in Rochester, Minnesota, the Mayo Clinic announced the results of its study of LYOF. The study titled: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts) and sub-titled: Mankinds infatuation wirh flatulatio...
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Funny story: Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...
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Funny story: Walmart purchases Mt. Rushmore, transitions to world's largest Pez dispenser!

Walmart purchases Mt. Rushmore, transitions to world's largest Pez dispenser!

A news conference was held this morning at the Mount Rudhmore National Monument in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Accompanied by two hundred paid "volunteers," bussed in from Chicago, a spokesman for Walmart announced that the site had been purch...
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Funny story: Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms! Threatens Putin with---Fart & Awe!

Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms! Threatens Putin with---Fart & Awe!

President Barack Obama announced this morning that he had nationalized the North Carolina Fart Farms, an alternate energy resource founded this past year by the Reverend T. J. McCorkle. "It is an ill wind that blows no good," stated Rev. McCorkle upo...
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Funny story: Walmart sues NC pastor for defamation of character!

Walmart sues NC pastor for defamation of character!

In a morning news conference held on the tarmac of the Raleigh/Durham regional airport, a spokesman for the Walmart corporation announced that the corporate giant was suing a little known NC pastor for defamation of character. The news conference...
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Funny story: World crisis! Putin to Obama: "My Wee Wee is bigger than your Wee Wee!"

World crisis! Putin to Obama: "My Wee Wee is bigger than your Wee Wee!"

As the world shuttered at the prospect of World War 3 this morning, word of a private conversation between Russian leader Putin and President Obama was leaked by inside sources at the White House. The source, who requested anonymity, stated: "I sup...
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Funny story: Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...
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Funny story: Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Local media described it as "a press conference like no other in recent history," as the Foot Fetish dating web site was announced this morning in Raleigh, North Carolina. Before the festivities began, the new musical group, Toe Jam, sang their new s...
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Funny story: Francois Hollonde declares: "Let her eat cake!" Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

Francois Hollonde declares: "Let her eat cake!" Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

New pictures published in the Paris newspaprers this morning show a bloodied and bent Francois Hollande crawling out of a window at the Presidential mansion in Paris. He is seen holding a motorcycle helmet over his genitals and and staggering to a wa...
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Funny story: Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

In a dramatic press conference held this morning at the corporate headquarters of Walmart, Inc. in Bentonville, Arkansas, a spokesman for the corporation announced the acquisition of the North Pole and the transfer of all of its operations to Benton...
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Santa's Grotto now to include Customer Returns Line

Unwanted Presents can now be returned over a Lapland phone - line. Elves won't man phones as headsets incompatible with Ears.
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