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Funny story: Trump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!

Trump appoints: Priebus to White House, Satan to RNC chairman, Pat Robertson to Vatican!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that President-elect  Donald Trump has tweeted out more of his appointments. Once again, the news took the media by surprise. "Not surprising really" stated an editorial in The New York Times, "Not Ambas...
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Funny story: President-elect Trump thanks Putin, gives him  Alaska & Hawaii, throws in Chris Christie!

President-elect Trump thanks Putin, gives him  Alaska & Hawaii, throws in Chris Christie!

President-elect Donald Trump announced today that in appreciation of Vladimir Putin's help in his election that he will, after his inauguration, give Russia the states of Alaska and Hawaii. "I am throwing in Christie," said Trump, "for shits and gigg...
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Funny story: North Carolina bans use of walking canes in public, designated "phallic symbols."

North Carolina bans use of walking canes in public, designated "phallic symbols."

The North Carolina legislature passed House bill #3 yesterday banning use of walking canes in public! As thousands of senior citizens complained of being instantly house bound,the Governor issued a statement supporting the legislation. It reads in pa...
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Funny story: Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

Senior sexual assault: "She hung the Handicap Parking placard around my neck and sat on my face!"

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that an elderly man in a small town near Raleigh claims he was sexually assaulted while sleeping in a parked car in a shopping center. According to the report the elderly man was sleeping in the pas...
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Funny story: Donald Trump diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease, suspends campaign!

Donald Trump diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease, suspends campaign!

A spokesman for the Trump campaign took the podium at a press conference this morning to announce that Candidate Trump had been diagnosed with Foot in Mouth disease and would suspend his campaign for at least two weeks. The announcement did not...
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Funny story: "This is God and I approve this message!"

"This is God and I approve this message!"

Television screens, computers and hand held devices of all kinds went suddenly blank for an instant last night. Then.....a bright light shone on all the devices and a strong, but friendly voice filled the screens. Texting fingers posed in mid air, re...
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Funny story: Trump suspends campaign amid rumors of mysterious Freeka virus!

Trump suspends campaign amid rumors of mysterious Freeka virus!

The wire services broke the news this past hour that Donald Trump has suspended his campaign for President! An inside source has informed the New York Times that the offices are closed and that Trump and the entire staff have checked into a little kn...
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Funny story: Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...
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Funny story: Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melanie Trump took the podium amid cheers Monday night and gave this impassioned speech to honor her husband. The crowd roared its approval! Four score and seven years ago Donald's father brought forth Donald and told the world, "I have brought m...
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Funny story: Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...
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Funny story: North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!

North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!

It was a quiet and somber group of journalists his morning at the Governor's mansion in Raleigh, North Car4olina. They were informed in advance regarding the details of the event. Gov. Pat McCrory: "It is with pleasure that I am here to inform y...
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Funny story: Gov. Pat McCrory, NC: "We don't want them homos and queers here, or them transponders or cross puzzlers!"

Gov. Pat McCrory, NC: "We don't want them homos and queers here, or them transponders or cross puzzlers!"

Governor Pat McCrory held a news conference in Raleigh this morning to explain his support of the House bill eliminating protection for LBGT residents of his state. "We don't want them homos and queers here in our great state," said McCrory. We don'...
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Funny story: Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!

Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!

The Donald Trump campaign confirmed in a written statement this morning that the Orange Shirt Trump Troopers have been organized in all of the fifty states. According to the statement, plans are also in the works to open private prisons in most state...
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Funny story: Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

The press corps following Donald Trump was shocked this morning as Trump left his hotel in Fayetteville, North Carolina. He was accompanied by a group of twelve men wearing orange shirts with black arm bands that read TRUMP TROOPERS! A small bolt...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

At a rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina yesterday presidential candidate Donald Trump said to a enthusiastic crowd, "You better believe it, white size matters! Just ask Micro Marco!" The crowd roared its approval. "You know they say, it's not t...
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Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...
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Funny story: Gaseous hero dog to give Keynote address at GOP convention!

Gaseous hero dog to give Keynote address at GOP convention!

Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee strode to the podium at the GOP headquarters this morning. He was unsmiling and seemed to be in a hurry. He wasted no time and spoke abruptly: "I am announcing here today that the committe...
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Funny story: Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Donald Trump revealed at his press conference this morning that he is the father of Ethan Couch, the so called Affluenza Boy. "Yes," stated the Donald, "he is my son and in fact, one of hundreds! As you know," he paused, "the apple does not fa...
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