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Funny story: Trump suspends campaign amid rumors of mysterious Freeka virus!

Trump suspends campaign amid rumors of mysterious Freeka virus!

The wire services broke the news this past hour that Donald Trump has suspended his campaign for President! An inside source has informed the New York Times that the offices are closed and that Trump and the entire staff have checked into a little kn...
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Funny story: Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

Startling revelation in study of pot smoking by elderly!

In a Mayo Clinic study of one hundred elderly pot smokers there was one revelation that surprised and stunned the small staff that conducted the study. The participants in the study were all volunteers, some of whom regularly smoked and a few who jo...
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Funny story: Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melania Trump: "Four score and seven years ago..."

Melanie Trump took the podium amid cheers Monday night and gave this impassioned speech to honor her husband. The crowd roared its approval! Four score and seven years ago Donald's father brought forth Donald and told the world, "I have brought m...
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Funny story: Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

Little Turd who wouldn't flush to be honored at GOP convention!

The New York Times revealed this morning that leaked memos from the GOP indicate that the Little Turd who wouldn't flush will be honored by Donald Trump at the upcoming GOP convention. GOP (Grand old Poop) to dedicate last evening at convention t...
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Funny story: North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!

North Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!

It was a quiet and somber group of journalists his morning at the Governor's mansion in Raleigh, North Car4olina. They were informed in advance regarding the details of the event. Gov. Pat McCrory: "It is with pleasure that I am here to inform y...
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Funny story: Gov. Pat McCrory, NC: "We don't want them homos and queers here, or them transponders or cross puzzlers!"

Gov. Pat McCrory, NC: "We don't want them homos and queers here, or them transponders or cross puzzlers!"

Governor Pat McCrory held a news conference in Raleigh this morning to explain his support of the House bill eliminating protection for LBGT residents of his state. "We don't want them homos and queers here in our great state," said McCrory. We don'...
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Funny story: Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!

Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!

The Donald Trump campaign confirmed in a written statement this morning that the Orange Shirt Trump Troopers have been organized in all of the fifty states. According to the statement, plans are also in the works to open private prisons in most state...
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Funny story: Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

The press corps following Donald Trump was shocked this morning as Trump left his hotel in Fayetteville, North Carolina. He was accompanied by a group of twelve men wearing orange shirts with black arm bands that read TRUMP TROOPERS! A small bolt...
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Funny story: Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

At a rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina yesterday presidential candidate Donald Trump said to a enthusiastic crowd, "You better believe it, white size matters! Just ask Micro Marco!" The crowd roared its approval. "You know they say, it's not t...
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Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...
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Funny story: Gaseous hero dog to give Keynote address at GOP convention!

Gaseous hero dog to give Keynote address at GOP convention!

Reince Priebus, Chairman of the Republican National Committee strode to the podium at the GOP headquarters this morning. He was unsmiling and seemed to be in a hurry. He wasted no time and spoke abruptly: "I am announcing here today that the committe...
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Funny story: Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Donald Trump revealed at his press conference this morning that he is the father of Ethan Couch, the so called Affluenza Boy. "Yes," stated the Donald, "he is my son and in fact, one of hundreds! As you know," he paused, "the apple does not fa...
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Funny story: Man tells Dr. Phil he loves his laxative, admits affair with a suppository!

Man tells Dr. Phil he loves his laxative, admits affair with a suppository!

It was a shocking episode on Dr. Phil's television program this morning as a middle aged man from North Carolina admitted to loving his laxative. Although one prominent TV commercial asks, "Are you in love with your laxative" most viewers think it is...
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Funny story: Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.
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Funny story: Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...
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Funny story: Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

The Raleigh Convention Center was packed to capacity with a boisterous and jubilant crowd this morning when Donald Trump walked on to the stage with his Trump baseball cap on backwara. A local country western singer had just finished the hit song fr...
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Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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Funny story: Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones

Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones

The United States Congress passed legislation this morning dictating the parameters of what refugees will be allowed in the country. "Of course, there will be exceptions," stated Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives. " After all, we ar...
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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