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Funny story: Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Trump reveals "Affluenza boy" is his love (sperm) child!

Donald Trump revealed at his press conference this morning that he is the father of Ethan Couch, the so called Affluenza Boy. "Yes," stated the Donald, "he is my son and in fact, one of hundreds! As you know," he paused, "the apple does not fa...
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Funny story: Man tells Dr. Phil he loves his laxative, admits affair with a suppository!

Man tells Dr. Phil he loves his laxative, admits affair with a suppository!

It was a shocking episode on Dr. Phil's television program this morning as a middle aged man from North Carolina admitted to loving his laxative. Although one prominent TV commercial asks, "Are you in love with your laxative" most viewers think it is...
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Funny story: Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

Trump: "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!"

The crowd cheered last night at the Raleigh Convention Center when Donald Trump strode on stage with his arms held high and shouted, "No more Muslims, no more Spics, no more Jews with their dirty tricks!" The crowd went wild cheering and clapping.
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Funny story: Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

Congressional committee accuses Hillary Clinton of having phone sex with terroist!

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a US House committee is accusing Hillary of having phone sex with a terrorist prior to Libya raid! "I DID NOT have phone sex with that terrorist," said Hillary Clinton this morning at a GOP Cong...
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Funny story: Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

Trump: "I was an asshole before being an asshole was cool!"

The Raleigh Convention Center was packed to capacity with a boisterous and jubilant crowd this morning when Donald Trump walked on to the stage with his Trump baseball cap on backwara. A local country western singer had just finished the hit song fr...
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Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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Funny story: Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones

Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses of people with last name of Smith or Jones

The United States Congress passed legislation this morning dictating the parameters of what refugees will be allowed in the country. "Of course, there will be exceptions," stated Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of Representatives. " After all, we ar...
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Funny story: Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

Obama dispatches gaseous hero dog to defeat ISIS

The White House announced this morning that President Barack Obama has dispatched Moose, the gaseous hero dog to ISIS strongholds in Syria. "It is time," Obama said in a prepared statement, "to once again use the ultimate weapon. It is not a decisio...
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Funny story: Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!

Smart Phone eats woman's ear, attaches to head!

Anna Mae McCorkle, a prominent citizen off Louisburg, NC was rushed to the hospital this morning after collapsing at the local Walmart. The Franklin Times is reporting that she was taken to Wake Med in Raleigh as all of the doctors in Louisburg have...
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Funny story: GOP cancels debates! Schedules nationally televised Circle Jerk on Fox News!

GOP cancels debates! Schedules nationally televised Circle Jerk on Fox News!

"Shocked but not surprised," stated a well known political analyst when a spokesman for the Republican Party announced the cancellation of future debates and substituted a nationally televised Circle Jerk to be shown on Fox News. A Fox News spokesma...
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Funny story: God's message to world disclosed 11/1/15!: "I'm outa here! Sayonora assholes!"

God's message to world disclosed 11/1/15!: "I'm outa here! Sayonora assholes!"

The message first appeared on social media states the New York Times this morning. It spread around the world in a matter of hours according to the report. It was addressed to the entire world, supposedly from God himself and spoke to people of all...
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Funny story: NC State Fair: Deep fried dog turds dipped in choclate & wrapped in bacon!

NC State Fair: Deep fried dog turds dipped in choclate & wrapped in bacon!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting today that the biggest attraction on the Food Court on opening day of the fair was: Deep fried dog turds dipped in chocolate and wrapped in bacon! The line stretched around the block as attendees waited to...
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Funny story: Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

Police officer sues Starbucks for million dollars. Gained 300 pounds on free doughnuts!

The Raleigh News & Observer is reporting this morning that a Raleigh police officer is suing Starbucks for one million dollars. His lawsuit states that he gained over three hundred pounds in three years from free donuts he had been given at the...
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Funny story: Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic study:72% of men who hate Hillary Clinton diagnosed with PE (Pussy Envy)

Mayo Clinic revealed a new study this morning which found that 72% of the men who claimed to literally hate Hillary Clinton were afflicted with PE (pussy envy). Dr. T. J. McCorkle, spokesman for the clinic, stated that the syndrome was similar to...
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Funny story: North Carolina, first state to approve hunting dems with dogs!

North Carolina, first state to approve hunting dems with dogs!

It was an almost carnival atmosphere this morning at the State House in Raleigh, North Carolina.Journalists from all over the world attended a press conference held by the House of Representatives to announce the passage of legislation approving the...
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Funny story: GOP congress cedes US back to UK!

GOP congress cedes US back to UK!

"Shocked but not surprised," stated a front page editorial this morning in the New York Times when it disclosed the proposed legislation in the new GOP dominated United States Congress. "The legislation cancels 238 years of freedom for the citize...
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Funny story: Political ads send thousands to rehab in North Carolina!

Political ads send thousands to rehab in North Carolina!

The Raleigh News and Observer is reporting today that thousands of people in the state have entered rehabs due to stress associated with the unending 24/7 political ads, mostly for the US Senate race between Democrat Senator Kay Hagan and conservativ...
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Funny story: iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

iPads implanted in human fetus, starts texting at 5 months!

In a press release today, the Cleveland Clinic in conjunction with several other teaching hospitals around the country announced that they had successfully implanted I-Pads in human fetus! "What is amazing," said Dr. T. J. McCorkle of The Clevela...
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The Donald Touts His Military Creds

His Trumpiness bellows he's "militaristic!" 'Course he is -- he colors his hair with Agent Orange.
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