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Funny story:  Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!

Mayo Clinic study: The heartbreak of (Loving Your Own Farts (LYOF) receives $50,000,000 federal grant!

In an early morning press conference today in Rochester, Minnesota, the Mayo Clinic announced the results of its study of LYOF. The study titled: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts) and sub-titled: Mankinds infatuation wirh flatulatio...
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Funny story:  Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

Ben & Berry's announces two new flavors: Defecake (Shit Pie) and Boooger Bonanza!

In an early morning press conference today, a spokesman for Ben & Berry's Ice Cream announced two new flavors of ice cream that will be on store shelves this coming month. The two new flavors are Defecake aka: Shit Pie and Booger Bonanza! B...
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Funny story:  Walmart purchases Mt. Rushmore, transitions to world's largest Pez dispenser!

Walmart purchases Mt. Rushmore, transitions to world's largest Pez dispenser!

A news conference was held this morning at the Mount Rudhmore National Monument in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Accompanied by two hundred paid "volunteers," bussed in from Chicago, a spokesman for Walmart announced that the site had been purch...
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Funny story:  Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms!  Threatens Putin with---Fart &  Awe!

Obama nationalizes NC Fart Farms! Threatens Putin with---Fart & Awe!

President Barack Obama announced this morning that he had nationalized the North Carolina Fart Farms, an alternate energy resource founded this past year by the Reverend T. J. McCorkle. "It is an ill wind that blows no good," stated Rev. McCorkle upo...
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Funny story:  Walmart sues NC pastor for defamation of character!

Walmart sues NC pastor for defamation of character!

In a morning news conference held on the tarmac of the Raleigh/Durham regional airport, a spokesman for the Walmart corporation announced that the corporate giant was suing a little known NC pastor for defamation of character. The news conference...
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Funny story:  World crisis!  Putin to Obama:  "My Wee Wee is bigger than your Wee Wee!"

World crisis! Putin to Obama: "My Wee Wee is bigger than your Wee Wee!"

As the world shuttered at the prospect of World War 3 this morning, word of a private conversation between Russian leader Putin and President Obama was leaked by inside sources at the White House. The source, who requested anonymity, stated: "I sup...
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Funny story:  Great WALL-mart of China!  Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

Great WALL-mart of China! Ancient landmark purchased by corporate giant

In a joint press conference held by US corporate giant Walmart and Chinese officials in Beijing this morning, the sale of the Great Wall of China was announced. "The Great Wall will be the single largest retail outlet in the history of mankind,"...
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Funny story:  Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Footfetishdating.web - putting your foot in someone else's mouth

Local media described it as "a press conference like no other in recent history," as the Foot Fetish dating web site was announced this morning in Raleigh, North Carolina. Before the festivities began, the new musical group, Toe Jam, sang their new s...
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Funny story:  Francois Hollonde declares:  "Let her eat cake!"  Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

Francois Hollonde declares: "Let her eat cake!" Valerie Trierweller slams window on his genitals!

New pictures published in the Paris newspaprers this morning show a bloodied and bent Francois Hollande crawling out of a window at the Presidential mansion in Paris. He is seen holding a motorcycle helmet over his genitals and and staggering to a wa...
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Funny story:  Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources  Santa to FedEx!

Walmart acquires North Pole, outsources Santa to FedEx!

In a dramatic press conference held this morning at the corporate headquarters of Walmart, Inc. in Bentonville, Arkansas, a spokesman for the corporation announced the acquisition of the North Pole and the transfer of all of its operations to Benton...
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Funny story:  "I only wanted to pet him George" Zimmerman arrested again!

"I only wanted to pet him George" Zimmerman arrested again!

George Zimmerman was arrested again this week for assault with a deadly weapon and once again vowed his innocence. "All I was doing was standing my ground," stated Zimmerman, "doin nothing except breaking a few tables, practicing my choking and...
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Funny story:  John Boehner arrested for sniffing bicycle seats at LGBT rally in  DC!

John Boehner arrested for sniffing bicycle seats at LGBT rally in DC!

Speaker of the House of Representatives, John Boehner was apprehended this morning after police observed him sniffing bicycle seats at a LGBT rally on the mall in Washington DC. Boehner appeared to be intoxicated when a reporter from the Washingto...
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Funny story:  North Carolina Fart Farms declared, "No fly zone" by major airlines.

North Carolina Fart Farms declared, "No fly zone" by major airlines.

North Carolina fart fams received both ridicule and criticism when first announced by its founder Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC. Now, three major airlines have declared the air space around the facility a "no fly zone." Louisburg is in pa...
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Funny story:  NEW!  CrossDressersDating.web -- where every date's a drag!

NEW! CrossDressersDating.web -- where every date's a drag!

With great fanfare a new dating service was announced this morning At a press conference in the New Orleans French Quarter. Several hundred cross dressers from around the US gathered to celebrate the occasion. "We are here to dance and sing, froli...
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Funny story:  Titanic gala hosted by GOP in nations Capital!

Titanic gala hosted by GOP in nations Capital!

The Republican members of the US House of Representatives and the US Senate hosted a gigantic Titanic party at the Mall and the Capitol Rotunda this morning. Starting at the Mall and the location of the Lincoln Memorial, the statue of Lincoln was rem...
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Funny story:  Ninety GOP Congressmen cut off noses in a mass mutilation celebration!

Ninety GOP Congressmen cut off noses in a mass mutilation celebration!

It was a jubilant crowd yesterday afternoon as ninety GOP congressmen marched and frolicked into a press conference after effectively shutting down the government. They had just returned from Walter Reed Hospital where they had their noses surgically...
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Funny story:  Put Your Tit in the Wringer Caucus formed by GOP Congress

Put Your Tit in the Wringer Caucus formed by GOP Congress

One hundred GOP Congressmen announced the formation of a new caucus late yesterday. At a jubilant and raucous press conference, Eric Cantor proudly affirmed the principles and direction of the new group. "Putting your Tit in the wringer is as America...
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Funny story:  Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Moose, the gaseous hero dog from Louisburg, NC, has been nominated for Mount Rushmore. George Babcock of Lyndonville, Vermont has started the lengthy process to nominate Moose to be placed on Mont Rushmore. Babcock is quoted by the Associated Press a...
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John Walsh's PTSD doctor in plagiarism scandal

Army doctor filed the same medical review hundreds of times for soldiers looking to get tax free disability pay!

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