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Funny story: Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.

Google Becomes Main Source Of Knowledge In Universe; God Steps Down.

Accumulating a huge mass of knowledge in its 17 years of existence, the Internet giant Google has officially made itself the greatest source of knowledge in the entire universe, surpassing even that of Douglas Adam's giant planet computer in Hitchhik...
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Funny story: Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out into...
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Funny story: Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize That He Created Income Tax

Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President...
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Funny story: Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

Satirical Website Fakes Charlie Hebdo-Style Attack To Cash In On Expanded Readership.

"Absolutely despicable!" stated loyal satire fan Jason Nimknuts when he found out about it. "I knew they could be low, but I would never have imagined them stooping to this! Dumb bastards!" After seeing the famed French satire magazine Charlie He...
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Funny story: Satirist In Deep Doo-Doo Over Disney Star Wars Movie Hacking

Satirist In Deep Doo-Doo Over Disney Star Wars Movie Hacking

Many top news satirists have suddenly found themselves in over their heads in a lawsuit filed by the behemoth Disney Corporation. It seems that many satirists, including yours truly, last month published an article exposing the top secret plot outli...
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Funny story: Americas Response To Kim Jong Un- "Thank You For Saving Us From Watching Yet Another Stupid Stoner Movie."

Americas Response To Kim Jong Un- "Thank You For Saving Us From Watching Yet Another Stupid Stoner Movie."

Americans were especially thankful to North Korea and Kim Jong Un this Holiday season for saving them from watching yet another stupid pot-head movie. "It saved me ten bucks in ticket prices and another eight in popcorn and soda." stated John Gawk...
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Funny story: Sony Counter Hacks North Korea- Successfully Shuts Down All 23 Computers There

Sony Counter Hacks North Korea- Successfully Shuts Down All 23 Computers There

On December 21st the entire Internet in North Korea was shut down by a major cyber attack. (Note- a major cyber attack in the Communist state would be the equivalent of accidentally pulling out your plug on an old Commodore computer in any other coun...
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Funny story: North Korea Now Bankrupt From The Costs Of Hacking Sony Pictures

North Korea Now Bankrupt From The Costs Of Hacking Sony Pictures

North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures. The intrusion into the depths of Sony's Corporation was ignited by their new film 'The Interview' which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission o...
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Funny story: Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Certain 'Forces' Send In THE CHENEY To Take Care Of Lame Duck Government.

Eager to take over the U.S. government as swiftly as possible after winning major seats in the Senate and Legislature, 'certain forces' within our system have called on a specialist to rid the organization of its 'lame duck' elements. Operating in se...
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Funny story: Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!

Black Friday - The Evil American Plot To Destroy Britain Is A Success!

Friday, November 28th 2014 will reign as a black day in British history, black not only for the dark deeds done on that day but also for the foul American import that caused them - BLACK FRIDAY! Long accustomed to importing all new things American...
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Funny story: First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

First Photos Of New Star Trek Series And Its Stars!

A leak in the security of the new Star Trek series has provided a peek at the highly anticipated show. As you can see the players will be wearing an all new design of Star Fleet uniforms (writer's note- to see this image you will have to Google 'P...
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Funny story: Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

Rich And Poor State What They Have To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving - Mostly the Rich

"I am thankful that I have a job even though I have to work today 'cause my boss told me too." said Chad Shafted in a slight break between customers at 11 at night at the Des Plaines Walmart in Illinois. "I am thankful even though I am not being paid...
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Funny story: Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

Republicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.

The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...
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Funny story: SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

SCANDAL!- Many Republicans Found To Be Hooked On Koch!

A shocking report has reached news desks throughout the country that many Republicans, especially those in great positions of responsibility, are hooked on Koch. Koch, which first made it appearance in the 40's, has become more virulent in recent...
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Funny story: Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

Recount On Already Controversial Presidential Election Because Of Illegal Zombie Votes.

A recount has been demanded on the already scandalous Bush/Gore 2000 Presidential election by Democrats because it has been discovered that illegal zombies have been allowed to vote. Apparently in their over-exuberance to get people out to vote Re...
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Funny story: Drug Cartels Trick Of Sending Young Kids Across U.S. Border Successfully Fools Guards

Drug Cartels Trick Of Sending Young Kids Across U.S. Border Successfully Fools Guards

Suspicions have arisen lately that the recent spate of Latin children coming across the southern U.S. border were no spontaneous occurrence. Darker implications have revealed themselves. "The operation was a total success!" states Juan Cokefetcher...
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Funny story: Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Watch Out America! GOP Has Perfected Bush/Cheney Clone To Take Over 2016 Election

Republican geneticists have succeeded in their long term project to clone George W. Bush and Dick Cheney into a composite entity to enter into the 2016 Presidential elections. This modern Frankenstein, born in a petrie dish and reared in secret, has...
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Funny story: New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

New Fad - Young People Get iPhones Installed In Their Head Replacing Brains

In the latest cool trend to hit the streets masses of young people are getting their I-phones installed in their heads where their brains used to be. The popularity and 24 hour a day usage of Apples extremely popular gadget has brought about this new...
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Kelly Carlin Revises George Carlin's List of Words You Can't Say on TV

George Carlin's only daughter, Kelly Carlin, has updated her father's famous list of the "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television".
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