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Funny story:  Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

Cantankerous Collaborator Steven Colbert To Take Over Lame Liberal Lefty Letterman's Show

The ultimate traitor, Steven Colbert, has sold his soul and gone over to the dark side of the Force. In signing a deal with CBS, probably with a pinprick and a signature in blood, he has given up his proud conservative legacy for filthy lucre.
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Funny story:  Putin Invades Coney Island To Help Russians Living There

Putin Invades Coney Island To Help Russians Living There

Russian President Vladimir Putin has sent Russian troops into Coney Island, a part of Brighton Beach New York, that has a large immigrant Russian population. Swarming ashore from submarines that covertly approached the beach they quickly took over al...
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Funny story:  Putin Sets World Record For Quickest Change Of Face In Political History

Putin Sets World Record For Quickest Change Of Face In Political History

Vladimir (the Vampire ) Putin, still glowing from the success of the Winter Olympic Games in Sochi, Russia, has suddenly had to show his darker side of the Force by invading and taking over the Crimea, a vital peninsula of his supposed ally Ukraine.
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Funny story:  U.S. Military, Creator Of The Internet, Seizes It Back.

U.S. Military, Creator Of The Internet, Seizes It Back.

The U.S. Military, the true originator of the Internet, has had enough of the big game of shenanigans that it has become and is taking it back. "It was never meant to be the big circus that it is now." stated General I. Standtall speaking on behal...
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Funny story:  Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fool's Gold Trophies

Olympics Save Money By Giving Out Fool's Gold Trophies

In an attempt to curtail expenses the Olympic Committee has taken the measure of exchanging 1st place gold trophies with ones made out of fool's gold, the famous mineral often mistaken for gold by enterprising miners. These pseudo statues will be giv...
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Funny story:  FOX Television Found To Be Riddled With Subversives

FOX Television Found To Be Riddled With Subversives

The conservative news agency FOX News has been found to be riddled with subversives, anarchic souls whose unwholesome lifestyles do not conform to FOX's strict right leaning policies. Even more surprising, some of these cancerous maladies that weaken...
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Funny story:  Obama In Duel With The NRA  And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Obama In Duel With The NRA And LaPierre - Obama Loses!

Many believed it would be a dramatic and historic meeting between President Obama and NRA leader Wayne LaPierre when they met at a press conference in New York this afternoon. After a long standing feud (minus guns but about guns) between the two for...
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Funny story:  Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

Taliban Successfully Destroys Afghan Society- Reverts To Cannibalism

The Taliban has successfully destroyed every business and killed every non-conforming citizen and foreigner in Afghanistan. Left without an effective economy and without anyone who understands any technology beyond that of making heroin the entire la...
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Funny story:  CEO Of Polluting West Virginia Plant Gets To Find Out First Hand If Water Is Dangerous To Drink

CEO Of Polluting West Virginia Plant Gets To Find Out First Hand If Water Is Dangerous To Drink

Freedom Industries Explores Its Freedom To Pollute The Waterways Of West Virginia Freedom Industries, the more-important-than-humans industry conveniently located next to the major river supplying water to nine counties of a rural portion of West...
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Funny story:  Psychologists Worried About Growth Of 'Post Black Friday Buying Syndrome'- In Other Words- Christmas Shopping Madness!

Psychologists Worried About Growth Of 'Post Black Friday Buying Syndrome'- In Other Words- Christmas Shopping Madness!

Mental authorities are warning of the expansion of a relatively new psychic dysfunction they have named PBFBS- Post Black Friday Buying Syndrome. It is the description given when the shopping instinct that many have developed in many countries contin...
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Funny story:  Astronauts Bitch About Having To Work On Christmas Eve.

Astronauts Bitch About Having To Work On Christmas Eve.

Astronauts having to install a coolant pump outside NASA's International Space Station on Christmas Eve had a few choice words about their employers. "I thought once you had a government job you never had to work on holidays again. Bull%&$#!!!...
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Funny story:  Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil Companies Have Skewered Idea Of The Spirit Of Christmas

Oil companies, some of the wealthiest entities on earth, have somehow a skewered idea of what Christmas is supposed to be about. This is due to their RAISING the price of gasoline for the holiday week instead of in the spirit of Christmas lowering i...
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Funny story:  Theory That Our Universe Is Just A Hologram Really Messes With Peoples Heads

Theory That Our Universe Is Just A Hologram Really Messes With Peoples Heads

An article in the Huffington Post (Science section, Dec. 12) titled 'Is The Universe A Hologram? Physicists Say It's Possible' is causing queasiness amongst many in the world, especially those in a perpetual state of pot induced highness. Our intrepi...
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Funny story:  Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution

Humor Sites Rush to Hire North Korean Who Wrote Text Over Jong Un's Uncle's Execution

Humor sites are viciously striving to beat all the other spoof news websites who are fighting tooth and nail to hire the writer who wrote the fiery rhetoric slamming North Korea's President's Jong Un's uncle on national news. The former second in lea...
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Funny story:  Santa Moving Operations To South Pole Due To Warming Arctic Ocean

Santa Moving Operations To South Pole Due To Warming Arctic Ocean

Old Nick has been having a hard time of it. His North Pole sweat shops, ...er..., workshops have been becoming wet-shops due to the the melting of the sea ice of the arctic. "It has just become impossible! I have been bitching to the industrial na...
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Funny story:  Yuppies Petition Biologists To Declare Themselves A Separate Species.

Yuppies Petition Biologists To Declare Themselves A Separate Species.

Yuppies, those demi-gods who live amongst us mere mortals do have a hard go of it. They, by their very existence, are refined creatures so much better than you or I who are mere mortals suckling the earth for survival. Now, tired of being consider...
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Funny story:  Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.

Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten In Back Alley. Police Clueless.

The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power and influence in the last decade, is now virtually homeless and forgotten as it has been minimized by the more commercial, and there...
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Funny story:  "I See Dead People!" Causes Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

"I See Dead People!" Causes Wayne LaPierre To Build His Own Winchester House.

Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly burdened by the fear of having helped to suppress laws that would have controlled the guns that have been ravaging American society. Knowing that he was instrumental in...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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