Spokesmen throughout the UK have voted to go on strike indefinitely until their demands for more recognition are met.
It's thought that the action was brought about when a spokesman for Prestatyn County Council was mistaken for a bystander in a re...
Brussels based bureaucrats have launched an astonishing attack on Mars...but don't worry we are not heading into interplanetary warfare...yet.
The Mars in question is Scotland's favourite, chocolate-based, fried food - The Mars Bar.
Euro-crats...
A contract to "Nobble" cheeky chappy, chat show host, Jonathan Ross, didn't quite go to plan last Friday night as millions of viewers watched zany comedian Ross Noble attack the bemused presenter during his weekly show.
The contract is believed to...
The mystery surrounding the Vitruvian Man, the iconic drawing by Leonardo DaVinci, which has baffled scientists and historians for centuries, has finally been solved.
In a latest ground breaking study, Dr Benchpress, from the Institute of Ground B...
Creationists were up in arms yesterday as Nobel Prize winner, Al Gore, declared that the debate on evolution was finally over.
A spokesman for the Climate Change Crusader, Mr Gore said, "All the top scientists in the world have now agreed that ev...
Following the devastating news that David Beckham has been ruled out of a possible 4th world cup appearance there appears to be yet another set back to England's world cup bid.
Colin Short, part time spoof writer, has also ruled himself out of thi...
Scientists are refusing to comment following the publication of a letter in the prestigious newspaper, The Prestatyn Herald, which claims that Daleks are already infiltrating planet Earth.
These astounding revelations have been put forward by loc...
Paraplegic actor, Sam Worthington, has miraculously regained the use of his legs following a visit to a specialist acupuncture clinic in Prestatyn, North Wales.
The star, who features in the multi-award winning film, Avatar (where he is typecast a...
The body of Buddy Holly, the fifties rock'n'roller who was thought to have died in a plane crash in 1959, may have been found stashed in a fridge in Graceland, the home of the late Elvis Presley.
The grisly discovery was uncovered by a visitor to...
Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...
Confirmation that former world heavyweight champion, and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson is to stage a sensational fight comeback has been aired on live TV this morning.
In an interview with Harry Carpenter Jnr, of SkySpots, he said, "People who thin...
In a madcap bid to save the planet (and shorten the dole queue) Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, has backed an audacious plan to ban all motorised vehicles from UK City Centres.
The plan, developed by the IPCC, is to make use of the thousands of rick...
Latest research from the University of Camberwick has shown that people over the age of 85 are more likely to start a serious world war than people half their age.
In a paper published in "Which War" Magazine, top scientists claim that out of 5000...
Veteran Headline Writer, Herbert "Guinea Pig" Puddles, is at the centre of yet another controversy following reports that he broke into the restaurant of top TV Chef, Hugh Burnley Whippingstool, and ate one of his pet guinea pigs.
The grizzly scen...
Vigil Shortbread, the ninety five year old man known throughout the world as "Silent Vigil" has finally ended the longest silent protest in history. Mr Shortbread hit the headlines back in 1915 when, aged only five, he vowed never to speak again unle...
TV Chef, Heaton Bloomingspall OBE, has sensationally claimed that he has the answer to combat childhood obesity.
Speaking from the en-suite laboratory situated in his luxurious marshmallow penthouse in Bolton (yes, it really is in Bolton) he said,...
Former neighbours of the one-time German dictator, Adolph Hitler, have told of their experience living next door to the young Nazi.
In an interview with "Nuts and Looneys" magazine, Mrs Von Winklehorn said of him, "We knew him as 'little Hitler' b...
Police have named the thirteenth victim of "Judge Dead" as Dr Urnst Scourplug, the mad cap inventor of sliced bread. He died peacefully at his home whilst being hacked to death in a blood-lust attack by a mad axe-wielding killer. The killer, The Righ...