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Funny story:  Britain not in recession, and never has been

Britain not in recession, and never has been

George Osborne, the Human Resources manager put in charge of the economy of the UK, has admitted that due to a slight technical error (Osborne: "In the previous administration, mention that!") made by the previous administration, austerity measures w...
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Funny story:  Heartbleed Issue affects the Spoof

Heartbleed Issue affects the Spoof

The Heartbleed Security Issue has been identified as a problem on the popular spoof news website, The Spoof. The issue with the Heatbleed Security Issue is that the encryption used to protect passwords across two thirds of the world's password pro...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News: Ventnor to be the new home of Plastic Surgery

Isle of Wight News: Ventnor to be the new home of Plastic Surgery

Ventnor, the island's southern most city, is set to become the new hotbed of plastic surgery in the UK, supplanting Harley Street as the top destination. "We can expect a a sudden influx of celebrities coming for their face jobs and wrinkle reduct...
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Funny story:  New traffic laws to be brought in

New traffic laws to be brought in

With accident rates on British roads at an all time low, it has been necessary to bring in new traffic laws in order to provide the existing force with crimes to arrest people for. "We had a bit of a brainstorm," said traffic officer, Nick Themall...
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Funny story:  People have a favourite number

People have a favourite number

With most of the important subjects having been covered a PhD student in Manchester has researched the inclination of people to have a favourite number, and see it wherever they go. "My doctorate is in people's predilection for seeing their favour...
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Funny story:  The Voice controversy over unseen footage

The Voice controversy over unseen footage

There has been outrage over the revelation that the BBC has not broadcast a section of the Voice because the judges didn't turn around, and the BBC knew that this would cause outrage. "We admit it," said show producer, Sam Pling, "we can't broadca...
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Funny story:  Facebook to change the default profile picture

Facebook to change the default profile picture

Following on from Facebook allowing users of the popular social networking site to indicate a gender other than the rigidly binary Male and Female, the default profile picture will now be changed. "Not all our users want to put a profile picture,"...
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Funny story:  Audi release a new car for the Somerset Levels

Audi release a new car for the Somerset Levels

Audi's latest model for the home counties and South of England is bound to make something of a splash when it hits the shores next November. "This car is something to behold," said Jeremy Clarkson in a pompous voice. "It is seriously cool," sai...
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Funny story:  Facebook allows gender change

Facebook allows gender change

In the face of requests from trans pressure groups, Facebook has finally relented and allowed people to change their gender after they've signed up for an account. "It's taken them ten years," said trans campaigner, Sam Thyme. "Now people can go t...
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Funny story:  Pope resigns as God is disproved

Pope resigns as God is disproved

"It's the end of the Catholic church," the current Pope has admitted, after a water tight logic disproved the existence of a Christian God. After recent trials saw several priests convicted of child abuse, one lawyer summed up at the end with a ph...
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Funny story:  Waterways Agency hunt for missing canals

Waterways Agency hunt for missing canals

With the recent devastating flooding across the south of England, the Waterways Agency have requested help from the government to locate hundreds of miles of missing canals. "We thought we knew where they were," said Walter Way, head of Canal main...
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Funny story:  Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

Transgender rapist 'Faked' being transgender to get in a women's prison

In every Daily Mail reader's wet dream, Justine Hardwood was recently found to have 'faked' being transgender in order to be sent to Styal women's prison. In a bizarre twist, she has asked to be moved to a male prison, but denied the request. "A...
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Funny story:  Daily Mail reader has heart attack arguing on a forum

Daily Mail reader has heart attack arguing on a forum

Daily Mail reader, Carl White, had a heart attack last night while arguing his position on a forum when he came up against people with facts. "Normally," said wife of fifteen years, Brenda White, "our Carl would stick to the comments section on th...
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Funny story:  Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

Copenhagen Zoo to start selling Bush Tucker in its restaurant

After the uproar at Copenhagen Zoo when the zoo owners took an inbred giraffe, killed it and then fed it to the lions, management of the zoo have unveiled new plans for future animals that are surplus to requirements. "We don't see what the proble...
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Funny story:  Counterfeit containers flooding the country

Counterfeit containers flooding the country

Port authorities at Dover and Southampton have been put on high alert when it was discovered that counterfeit containers have been flooding the country for years. "We noticed it a couple of weeks ago," said customs officer, Ian Land. "There was Ma...
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Funny story:  Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...
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Funny story:  Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

Gay Marriage bill caused British floods

David Silvester, became the second UKIP councillor to be suspended after saying something daft when he announced to the world that David Cameron's Gay Marriage Bill angered God so much that he flooded the south of England. In a rare interview, God...
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Funny story:  People were less festive this year

People were less festive this year

As Twelfth Night approaches, less people are taking down exterior lights and Christmas decorations than for any year previously, since the invention of exterior lights and Christmas decorations. "My neighbour always had a magnificent display," sai...
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Will print only 20 but we will send our creditors and pay off national debt. And so I get no argument, I put Ronald Reagan's picture on it.

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