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'New species' of ancient human found

Funny story: 'New species' of ancient human found

A new species of ancient human has been unearthed in the Afar region of Ethiopia, scientists report. Researchers discovered jaw bones and teeth, which date to between 3.3m and 3.5m years old.The teeth showed signs of violent clenching and grinding...

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Pistorius 'assesment' deception'

Funny story: Pistorius 'assesment' deception'

Doubts have been raised that the given reason the Oscar Pistorius trial was adjourned for at least four weeks to allow Pistorius to be assessed for mental illness is in fact the truth. An investigative Reporter from Pretoria, has revealed this wa...

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Ed Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"

Funny story: Ed Miliband: "I will ban heterosexual sex"

Labour leader Ed Miliband has pledged to ban heterosexual sex if he wins the next general Election. "Heterosexual sex," claims Miliband, "is responsible for the population explosion and the resultant consequences are mass unemployment, famine and...

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Hillary Clinton hospitalised

Funny story: Hillary Clinton hospitalised

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was hospitalized Sunday after doctors discovered her hairstyle, for some time a cause for concern, had become even worse, her spokesman said. She is expected to remain at New York Presbyterian Hospital for the n...

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Death Tragedy of Obesity Prevention Patient

Funny story: Death Tragedy of Obesity Prevention Patient

An innovative research program into treatment of Morbid Obesity was dealt a major blow yesterday by the death of the patient involved in the highly contentious experimental treatment. The Deceased, who was severely obese due to a diet extremely hi...

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2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

Funny story: 2012 Olympic mascot unveiled - It's a one eyed trouser snake.

The official 2012 Olympic mascot was unveiled today and its a one eyed trouser snake. Officials explained their choice: " The one eyed trouser snake is a fantastic concept. It's fun, it's tactile, it can be enjoyed by people of all ages, genders,...

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Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10

Funny story: Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10

Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found hiding in a cupboard near the Cabinet Office at No.10 Downing Street. The discovery was made by cleaning staff shortly after Prime Minister Cameron's historic first Cabinet Meeting of the Liberal-Tory...

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Lock in at No.10?

Funny story: Lock in at No.10?

Mystery surrounds Gordon Brown's early trip to B & Q this morning. Mr Brown left before 8am. returning with hammer, nails and a bundle of planks. Observers say that for the next hour banging and swearing was heard from inside the premises and...

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Gordon Brown "I'm not going."

Funny story: Gordon Brown "I'm not going."

Gordon Brown today announced "I am the Prime Minister and I am not going to leave just because a load of bigots are allowed to put a cross on a piece of paper. We are introducing with immediate effect a new electoral system based on "intellectual rig...

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Gordon Brown - "My immigration fears"

Funny story: Gordon Brown - "My immigration fears"

The Prime Minister today expressed his concern regarding levels of immigration from the sub continent as a result of the Icelandic volcano eruption crisis. It is reported that up to 100,000 immigrants a day are unable to land in this country durin...

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Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Funny story: Gordon Brown to breast feed son during TV debates

Labour party spin doctors have announced what might prove to be a highly controversial tactic in an attempt to show Gordon Brown in a family friendly light and which will, they hope, counteract the widely held perception he is an ill-mannered grumpy...

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"I'm not infallible" says Pope

Funny story: "I'm not infallible" says Pope

When questioned regarding claims he allowed the cover-up of sexual abuse of children by clergymen in the United States and Europe when he was Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger and in addition his subsequent failure to take punitive action against abusive pri...

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Brown's concern over 'Fudge Packers'

Funny story: Brown's concern over 'Fudge Packers'

Gordon Brown today entered the row regarding the proposed closure of the Cadbury chocolate factory at Keynsham following the recent takeover by Kraft Foods Company. The Prime Minister expressed his fears for the future of the workforce and declared h...

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Gordon Brown "Football isn't what it used to be"

Gordon Brown, the Force's sweetheart, risked his popular standing yesterday by declaring that : " Football isn't what it used to be in the 70's and early 80's." " I used to love" he explained " to stand in the terraces watching the players in t...

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Gordon Brown "OK I admit it, Alistair and I are in love."

Funny story: Gordon Brown "OK I admit it, Alistair and I are in love."

The Prime Minister today admitted that he and Alistair (his darling) Darling had fallen deeply in love. Mr Brown revealed "On Wednesday morning I was spitting blood.I called the Chancellor into my office to give him the biggest bollocking of his l...

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Gordon Brown "I am no bully"

Funny story: Gordon Brown "I am no bully"

Reports this weekend that Gordon Brown "bullied" members of staff, used violent and offensive language and operated a regime of terror, were strongly denied by No. 10 and Ministers today. When Reporters put allegations to Mr Brown regarding his di...

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Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Funny story: Cameron destroyed by Brown at PMQs...Again!

Once again a superlative display at Prime Minister's Questions by the ever popular Mr Brown has delighted Labour MPs and left David Cameron and the Conservative Party on the back foot looking dazed and foolish. For his first question Cameron lamel...

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Gordon Brown voted 'Most Popular Man in the World'

Funny story: Gordon Brown voted 'Most Popular Man in the World'

In a poll released today it was revealed Mr Brown was voted 'The Most Popular Man in the World' with 100% of those taking part voting for Mr Brown. The poll organised by Alastair Campbell asked 500 Deaf, Dumb and Blind people:- 'Do you th...

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