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House Republicans offer collective support for Freedom From Wages Act

Tuesday, June 18, 2013 - House Republicans today announced their intention to fully support the Freedom From Wages Act. "This is a very important piece of legislation," said House Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va), "and one that will finally free...

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Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006

Funny story: Katherine Harris declared Best Female Parody of 2006

Rep. Katherine Harris who recently declared she would spend all her liquid assets to secure a seat in the U.S. Senate, was today declared Best Female Parody of 2006 by the Parody Writers Association of America (PWAA).

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NRA Members to get Special Hunting License

Funny story: NRA Members to get Special Hunting License

WASHINGTON, NRA Headquarters - In an effort to secure the United States from further terrorist activity and keep the nation safe from terrorism, President George W. Bush today announced a plan in conjunction with the Office of H...

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Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

Funny story: Plastic surgeon claims responsibility for Ashlee Simpson lip sync disaster

NEW YORK - Dr. Jonelson Smith, the famed British plastic surgeon who performed rhinoplasty and eye enlargement on Ashlee Simpson, revealed today that while Ashlee Simpson was under the knife, he accidentally removed her talent.

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WalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores

Funny story: WalMart branches into real estate with apartment, office complexes atop super stores

ROGERS, AR - The WalMart Corporation today announced they are beginning construction on exclusive apartments, condominiums and offices to be located atop their popular super stores.

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God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

Funny story: God proclaims George Bush "Jesus Christ Almighty"

In a bold political move, the president formerly known as George W. Bush today announced that he had legally changed his name to Jesus Christ Almighty.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie expecting quintuplets? Truth exposed!

Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie expecting quintuplets? Truth exposed!

HOLLYWOOD - Angelina Jolie was overheard yesterday confiding to a close friend during lunch that she and Brad Pitt were expecting five children in November 2005 and, as the Tinseltown grapevine wound the news to the top, all of Hollywood strug...

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George W. Bush presents Religious McCarthyism Award to Senator Bill Frist

Funny story: George W. Bush presents Religious McCarthyism Award to Senator Bill Frist

WASHINGTON - Having created and signed into law last April the McCarthy Patriot Act, President George W. Bush has finally named his first recipient for the R...

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Fear Factor for Seniors receives mixed viewer interest

Funny story: Fear Factor for Seniors receives mixed viewer interest

HOLLYWOOD - Senior Fear Factor debuted this week to a captive aging audience and featured six spunky seniors vying for the coveted grand prize: Free Medicare benefits and lifetime accommodations at La Fonda del Muerta, the premiere seni...

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Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

Funny story: Papal Conclave elects new Pope, debuts Papal Paypal initiative

VATICAN CITY, ROME - As the highly anticipated white smoke emerged today from the Sistine Chapel stovepipe chimney announcing the election of the new Pope, a collective cheer was heard from Catholics around the world.

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Sam Walton rises from grave to testify in Wal-Mart class action suit

Funny story: Sam Walton rises from grave to testify in Wal-Mart class action suit

BENTONVILLE, AR - Sam Walton was seen rising from his grave early yesterday wearing only a scowl, and he told a surprised cemetery worker that he was hopping mad at the mess his children have made of the company he worked so hard to build.

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Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

Funny story: Actor Jeffrey Jones to testify on behalf of Michael Jackson

CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...

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Michael Jackson broke, fix nowhere in sight

Funny story: Michael Jackson broke, fix nowhere in sight

HOLLYWOOD - Former superstar and alleged child molester Michael Jackson was rushed to the emergency room again with what doctors ultimately diagnosed as flu-like symptoms. He was immediately admitted to the hospital for observation and treatm...

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Disney signs Cannes winner Michael Moore to direct ABC Celebrity Wife Swap

Funny story: Disney signs Cannes winner Michael Moore to direct ABC Celebrity Wife Swap

ORLANDO - Disney Studios, producer of the upcoming ABC reality show, Wife Swap, is currently in production with another program that could well capture a lion's share of Neilson ratings: Celebrity Wife Swap.

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Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture

Funny story: Google stock splits with announcement of broadcast venture

Mountain View, CA - Google, the Internet's premier search engine, today announced plans to enter the broadcast market with the Google Broadcasting Company (GBC), and investors were delighted to witness an immediate stock split following news o...

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Dolly scientist gets license to clone Parton, American Idol rushes to host results

Funny story: Dolly scientist gets license to clone Parton, American Idol rushes to host results

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND - Iam Wilmut, the man responsible for the successful cloning of Dolly the sheep announced he has secured the rights to clone human embryos of country music legend, Dolly Parton.

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Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

Funny story: Woman offers first-born child for Gmail account

TENNESSEE - Nashville resident Vida Mae Bakerstrue posted yesterday on GmailSwap.com that she would trade her first-born child for a Gmail invitation.

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President Bush announces major decrease in Social Security benefits for future retirees

Funny story: President Bush announces major decrease in Social Security benefits for future retirees

WASHINGTON - During his State of the Union address, President Bush today detailed his radical plan for the revamping of the Social Security system.

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Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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