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Okay, who wants to burn down the Palace?

Funny story: Okay, who wants to burn down the Palace?

London, England. In news slowly ripping, burning and tearing, may be even breaking, Lib-Dems supporters have urged their parliamentarian representatives to introduce a Bill to legalise wilful destruction of prominent public buildings. These "neo-anar...

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Ex French President on hard times

Funny story: Ex French President on hard times

Nantes, France. Former French President, Nicholas Sarkozy, has suffered some setbacks since he lost the Presidential election two years ago. Friends of the ex leader say that he has been forced to sell his chateau in the south of France and also reli...

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Obama's secret trip

Funny story: Obama's secret trip

Washington DC, Monday. The President, Barack Obama, has apparently overcome the National Guard ringed around his residence and made a secret rendezvous with his fiance, Cher. It is believed that a Guardsman was paid off in order to allow Obama's hast...

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Obama to marry Cher

Funny story: Obama to marry Cher

Washington DC, Saturday. In a surprise late night televised presidential speech, US President Barack Obama has announced his engagement to well known pop icon Cher and effectively ended his marriage to Michelle Obama, even though they're still marrie...

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"Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

Funny story: "Where are my pickles?" demand evil cult.

Brussells, Belgium. Members of a twelfth century religious sect, known as The Eternity Cult, have written a 19 page letter to the Belgian Prime Minister indicating that life on earth will end in approximately 142 days unless world leaders impress on...

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John Kerry explains

London, England. On a flying visit to to the "Old Dart", US Secretary of State John Kerry has been commenting on the Syrian crisis and the expectation that America will strike at Syrian targets to bring the civil war to a close. One journalist ask...

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Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

Funny story: Somali Pirates Snatch Royal Baby

London, England. In disturbing news just emerging (ney, even breaking), Somali pirates have broken into St Mary's Hospital in Paddington and have kidnapped the newly born Prince of Cambridge after a short joust with hospital staff. It is believed...

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The Magnificent High Flying Rudd

Funny story: The Magnificent High Flying Rudd

Canberra, Australia. Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has revealed he once tried to become a circus acrobat in his late teens however was rejected by numerous circuses because he performed too many flip flops and was advised at least once he should become a...

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Gamekeepers get tigrish

Funny story: Gamekeepers get tigrish

London, United Kingdom. In news rapidly evolving over eons, the gamekeepers of Her Majesty's parks and reserves have voted to go on strike for 48 hours effective midnight Thursday to agitate for a 2% increase in pay which would bring them in line wit...

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Gillard declares martial law

Funny story: Gillard declares martial law

Brisbane, Australia. In news breaking, tearing and generally wreaking havoc, Australian Prime Minister Julia (the perfumed shark) Gillard has declared martial law on the whole nation, following a near fatal decapitation of the PM by a deliberately th...

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Mystery solved by anonymous person

Funny story: Mystery solved by anonymous person

London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...

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Latest Boston Bombing News

Funny story: Latest Boston Bombing News

Washington DC, USA. In a tense press conference today, FBI officers revealed that the alleged terrorist being held in a public hospital is no longer a person of interest in the bombing incident during the Boston Marathon. Due to a misidentification b...

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Oliver Cromwell's head discovered

Funny story: Oliver Cromwell's head discovered

London, England. In news slowly but surely emerging over time, Professor Derek Spindlywood, of the science faculty of Dagenham University, has discovered the last resting place of Oliver Cromwell's head. The only republican leader of Britain, Cromwel...

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O'Donnell in charm offensive on North Korea

Funny story: O'Donnell in charm offensive on North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea. In news slowly emerging (some might say breaking)here, a drastic mediator has ben recruited to talk peace with the sabre rattling dictator Kim Jong Un. The former TV presenter and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell, has agreed to fly...

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Man divorces parrot after relationship breakdown

Funny story: Man divorces parrot after relationship breakdown

Liverpool, UK. In astonishing news just beginning to break (we think),a middle aged gentleman has been granted a divorce from his seven year old parrot;yes, a parrot. The unprecedented event occurred only a few hours ago and more details are emerging...

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Horse meat strikes a big target

Funny story: Horse meat strikes a big target

London, England. Her Majesty The Queen has been admitted to hospital after eating dodgy meatballs that were later verified as being made from horse meat. Doctors claimed that Her Maj microwaved the suspect foods before consumption and ate them with a...

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Who stole Blackpool tower?

Funny story: Who stole Blackpool tower?

Liverpool, UK. In emerging news here, authorities have awoken this foggy morning to discover that the famous Blackpool Tower, designed in the form of Paris' Eiffel Tower, has been stolen and cannot be located. Police are amazed that such a massive...

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Churchill spotted in Fort William high street

London, England. Former wartime Prime Minister, Sir Winston Churchill, has been spotted in a souvenir shop in Fort William, northern Scotland. The sighting is a big surprise as Churchill presumably died nearly fifty years ago in his late nineties.

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