Brisbane, Australia. In news breaking, tearing and generally wreaking havoc, Australian Prime Minister Julia (the perfumed shark) Gillard has declared martial law on the whole nation, following a near fatal decapitation of the PM by a deliberately th...
London, England. In the most bizarre and astonishing news to break in history, a self employed sewage disposal worker has solved one of the the universe's most famous mysteries: why the earth rotates on its axis. The individual, who asked to remain n...
Washington DC, USA. In a tense press conference today, FBI officers revealed that the alleged terrorist being held in a public hospital is no longer a person of interest in the bombing incident during the Boston Marathon. Due to a misidentification b...
London, England. In news slowly but surely emerging over time, Professor Derek Spindlywood, of the science faculty of Dagenham University, has discovered the last resting place of Oliver Cromwell's head. The only republican leader of Britain, Cromwel...
Pyongyang, North Korea. In news slowly emerging (some might say breaking)here, a drastic mediator has ben recruited to talk peace with the sabre rattling dictator Kim Jong Un. The former TV presenter and comedienne, Rosie O'Donnell, has agreed to fly...
Liverpool, UK. In astonishing news just beginning to break (we think),a middle aged gentleman has been granted a divorce from his seven year old parrot;yes, a parrot. The unprecedented event occurred only a few hours ago and more details are emerging...
London, England. Her Majesty The Queen has been admitted to hospital after eating dodgy meatballs that were later verified as being made from horse meat. Doctors claimed that Her Maj microwaved the suspect foods before consumption and ate them with a...
Liverpool, UK. In emerging news here, authorities have awoken this foggy morning to discover that the famous Blackpool Tower, designed in the form of Paris' Eiffel Tower, has been stolen and cannot be located.
Police are amazed that such a massive...
London, England. Former wartime Prime Minister, Sir Winston Churchill, has been spotted in a souvenir shop in Fort William, northern Scotland. The sighting is a big surprise as Churchill presumably died nearly fifty years ago in his late nineties.
"Hey Biden, have you seen my new Spoof article? I think it's way cool" said US President Barack Obama to Joe Biden, otherwise known as the Veep, during a recent cabinet meeting. Of course he was talking about the submission he made to The Spoof.com w...
Hollywood, Los Angeles. In slowly emerging but nevertheless breaking news here, former English Test cricketer, John Emburey, has been revealed as the next portrayer of master spy James Bond in the Ian Fleming film adaptations from 2015.
Emburey, w...
Washington DC, USA. The re-election of President Barack Obama has lead to some people buying survival packs and heading for the remote regions of the Rocky Mountains. It is estimated that one in four Americans aged between 28 and 42 years of age, wil...
Washington DC, USA. In emerging news here (if you believe the street urchins), President Barack Obama and challenger, Mit Romney, have agreed to partition the entire continental United States of America into red and blue states. The net effect being...
Paris, France. In emerging, breaking but slightly disjointed news, a Frenchman, Louis De O'dour, has become the first man to navigate the entire household sewer system of every residence in Paris. He completed the journey after four weeks of concentr...
Brussells, Belgium. In disturbingly awful news to hand, a computer geek from Ghent in Belgium has designed an application for use on Iphone (including version 5) that enables the user to terminate Western civilisation as we know it. Ernst Leobeck, ag...
Zurich, Switzerland. In earth shattering news, the Large Hadron Collider, owned and operated by the CERN corporation, has been blamed for, among other things, causing domesticated cats to become prematurely aroused ahead of their usual time of "heat"...
Washington, USA. In breaking news, notorious crime boss Jimmy Hoffa has been found in the ceiling loft of a suburban Cleveland tenement. The formally ever present Teamster's representative has not been seen since 1974 when he mysteriously disappeared...
In seriously shocking news, ex British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has revealed, during an internet chat room conversation, that he entered politics with one intention only: to set up a quasi-fascist state with him as all powerful ruler. He even admi...