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Now You Can Kill Your TV With 'TV Killing Machine'

Funny story: Now You Can Kill Your TV With 'TV Killing Machine'

Newly-launched company 'The TV Killing Machine" promises to liberate you from energy-sucking television shows and eliminate TV stars, over-dramatic anchors of news channels and hyper-enthusiastic contestants of reality shows from your daily life.

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Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

Funny story: Usain Bolt resigns from post of role model

Usain Bolt, the Jamaican sprinter who has captured the imagination of not only Jamaicans, but sport-lovers all over the world, today resigned from the position of role model citing unwillingness to accept the burden of rolemodelship. At a press co...

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Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

Funny story: Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

After winning Nobel Peace Prize, US President Barack Obama has collected another shining medal to his award collection. He was awarded the Ig Nobel prize in chemistry for inventing 'Placebo Piss', a new type of piss that flows not from the urinary tr...

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Pharma Cartel May Soon Unleash Donkey Flu & Bullshit Flu Virus

Funny story: Pharma Cartel May Soon Unleash Donkey Flu & Bullshit Flu Virus

If you think that you have had enough of swine flu madness and that after frequent promising-moon-but-leaving-you-with-a-worthless-mound (i.e. foretelling millions of deaths but supplying only few hundred corpses) bouts of worldwide pandemics, the w...

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NASA's crazy conspiracy theory finds few takers

Funny story: NASA's crazy conspiracy theory finds few takers

Conspiracy theories couldn't get any more bizarre. NASA, the world's foremost space agency, which was till now a subject of many a crazy conspiracy theories regarding the authenticity of its Apollo 11 landing on moon, has now a spun out a loony consp...

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Iraq's oil liberated, withdraws from Iraq along with U.S. troops

Funny story: Iraq's oil liberated, withdraws from Iraq along with U.S. troops

Iraq celebrated the withdrawal of its 300 billion barrels of oil reserves along with American troops from its cities with parades, fireworks and a national holiday on Tuesday as the prime puppet of Iraq Nuri Maliki trumpeted the sovereignty of its va...

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From The Archives: Village loafer wastes life hitting spherical objects into dug holes

Funny story: From The Archives: Village loafer wastes life hitting spherical objects into dug holes

Eleusis, Sparta (Greece) 30 June 1037 AD: Eleusis, a sleepy village on the outskirts of the city state of Sparta is getting geared up for its annual fair. Buzzing with excitement, the villagers of Eleusis are busy making preparations for the big even...

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World plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis

Funny story: World plunges into 'Illegal Downloading' crisis

20 October 2009, WASHINGTON D.C. - After the subprime mortgage crisis following the bursting of the housing bubble, credit crunch and the consequent banking crisis which has resulted in economic slowdown all over the world, a fresh crisis has hit the...

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Swine Health Organization declares human terror pandemic alert

Funny story: Swine Health Organization declares human terror pandemic alert

Swine Health Organization of World (SHOW) has raised the human terror alert level to 10 from the normal level 9, following rumors that millions of extra pigs may be culled by humans, in addition to over 35 lakh pigs that are slaughtered daily in slau...

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Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Funny story: Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Some female somewhere in the vast world, moderately good looking, winner of "I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-someplace-this-year" contesting in yet another 'I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-some-bigger-place-t...

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Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Funny story: Freida Pinto's belly button in the list of world's most beautiful belly buttons

Slumdog Millionaire actress Freida Pinto's belly button is now being feted for having one of the world's most beautiful belly buttons by Vanity Fair magazine which is conducting a new poll to find world's most beautiful belly buttons. The magazine...

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Scientists find secret of perfect penalty save to counter perfect penalty kick

Funny story: Scientists find secret of perfect penalty save to counter perfect penalty kick

A few days after scientists discovered the perfect formula for a penalty kick, another group of scientists have claimed they have discovered the perfect formula to save the perfectly kicked penalty kick. Last week researchers said that by analyzin...

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Taliban's Search for "Good Americans"

Funny story: Taliban's Search for "Good Americans"

Afghanistan expert, Samina Ahmed, South Asia Project Director of Crisis Group has lamented the simplistic classification of Taliban by Washington as "Good Taliban" and "Bad Taliban" "Stupid Americans need to go beyond their Hollywood-inspired ster...

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Osama Plans to Take Over the World: Study Report

Funny story: Osama Plans to Take Over the World: Study Report

World's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden has plans to conquer and take over the whole world by using nuclear weapons to blackmail the world into handing him the reigns of the entire globe, according to western experts who studied extensively th...

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Recession Hits Domesticated Animals, Wild Animals Wonder What's the Fuss About

Funny story: Recession Hits Domesticated Animals, Wild Animals Wonder What's the Fuss About

Last Thursday, Caesar, a 6-year old black purebred Labrador retriever waited for someone to adopt him after being abandoned by the family where he was employed as household pet for last two years. After failing to be find a new owner who would take h...

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Michael Phelps apologizes for having harmless fun

Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps admitted to "regrettable behavior" and apologized for it after a picture surfaced in a British tabloid allegedly showing him smoking marijuana at a party. The News of the World published a photo this weekend...

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English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

Funny story: English cricket team beats hot curry, chicken tikka...

The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time in its cricketing history, they managed to beat t...

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Bush finally finds WMD in Iraq

Funny story: Bush finally finds WMD in Iraq

US president George W Bush who waged a largely unsuccessful war on Iraq finally found the weapons of mass destruction he was looking for ever since US led troops landed up at Baghdad in search of the elusive weapons. "The weapons were size 10 and...

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