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BP: Fishies and Birdies Can Live in Oil Just as Well as Water

The BP oil corporation announced today that according to their scientists, engineers, and researchers - who apparently are smoking whatever their erstwhile "fearless" leader Hayward was imbibing - that fishies and birdies, and, indeed, all of God's c...

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George W. Bush Bankrupts His Home in Dallas

Reports are cascading in today, via the newswires, that George W. Bush has reputedly continued unabated in his perpetual free fall upward. A multitude of news outlets have apparently reported that Bush's wife Laura, told a local news publication,...

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Ideologues on the Supreme Court Rollback Democracy

Today in a stunning 5-4 decision, the forces of truth, justice, democracy, and the American way were rolled back by Tony "The Fixer" Scalia, Clarence Thomas, Samuel "Unitary Executive" Alito, Anthony Kennedy and Chief 'Justice' John Roberts. They...

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Palin Supporters Hold Event: Marching Into a Concrete Wall

Today a number of self-styled Palinistas (steadfast, unthinking, unfeeling, unwavering partisans for the 'pride' of Wasilla), marched into a brick wall to prove their affinity and affection for their mentally Lilliputian leader. The Palinistas hosted...

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Arlen Specter Announces His Defection From the Human Race

Today Senator Arlen Specter formerly of the great state of Pennsylvania, Earth, the United States, announced his permanent removal from the ranks of global citizens, homo sapiens, and residents of the red-blooded patriotic U.S. of A. Senator Lindsey...

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Congressional Leaders, Sell Out the American Public

Leaders on Capitol Hill today were selling out the American people. They were offering a cool $700 billion dollars, to their contributors and cronies from New York's financial center. Nancy Pelosi, at a press conference of House and Senate leader...

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Democrats Caved In on Everything They've Ever Believed In

In breaking news today, House Democrats caved in on everything they've ever believed in. House majority leader Steny Hoyer was quoted as saying, "It's important to cave in on everything we believe in firmly, and resolutely so as to move the count...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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