In an "Ask what you can do for your country" speech last night, President Bush laid out the details of what he believes to be the answer to the crisis in Iraq. The plan to stem the growing instability in the region and install democracy is based upon...
TittyCorp, a manufacturer of silicon and the now outlawed organic breast implants, has been ordered to recall their latest organic based breast implants, called Tiggerbitties™, when it was learned that the implants began to grow after being imp...
The world was shocked when Johnny Depp took the Screen Actors Guild award of Best Actor for his role of Captain Jack Sparrow in the film Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl. The world was awed when Charlize Theron took the Screen Actor...
President Bush was dealt another deadly blow (pun intended) to his re-election bid last night. Ironically the damaging disclosure took place during a live broadcast of Fox Television's "The Simple Life 4" - Paris Hilton's latest hit reality show.
Laurie Metcalf of Roseanne fame is now the Chief media consultant for MetLife, the company that produces the Peanuts cartoon line. Ms. Metcalf has revealed that the Peanuts gang will altering the depth of issues that the Peanuts Gang deals with on th...
Billy Ray Cyrus, spokesperson from the McCain Palin camp have informed the public that Republicans filed writ for postponement of election proceedings due to heavy rain and storms ravaging east and west coast communities as well as northern and south...
Nasa's latest news release "NASA probe impeded as giant UFO mothership guards access to Mars opals cave" has been uncovered to be yet another conspiracy coverup of what is really happening in Milky Way galatic-space.
According to my own anonamous...
Looking to hopefully break the Superman jinx, Keanu Reeves has accepted the title role of Superman in a new film expected to be released in June 2005. "Keanu is the perfect actor for the role. His work in The Matrix was second to none and he will be...
Scientists at the Mulberry Institute of Practical Sciences believe they have uncovered a new and even more destructive contributer to the world global warming crisis. According to their findings the surge of dead and missing children across the World...
An unnamed source revealed today that an unnamed man was arrested at an undisclosed location for an unnamed crime.
An eyewitness, who wished to remain anonymous, stated, "It was awful, there were police everywhere with guns drawn and they were ye...
In his quest to become recognized as a "serious" actor, Adam Sandler, famous for his comedy on Saturday Night Live and movies such as Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer, has been cast in a role that will put his talents to the test.
X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millennium and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolition Derby."
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