In a remarkable combination of digital technology and the mating ritual, i.e. dating, engineers at Sniffme Corp have introduced scent transmissions to matching you with the "love of your life", or not. Combining digital technology, the ability to ana...
Holborn England, In a coincidental juxtaposition, that even Charles Dickens could appreciate, a written manuscript, by him, dropped from a hidden drawer in his old desk, just in time for Christmas.
Not only is it an unpublished, unknown novel writ...
North Pole: In what North Pole police are saying is a massive child porn and pedophilia bust, Santa Claus, aka Christopher Kringle, of North Pole has been arrested.
"Currently this case is under investigation and the collection of evidence is cont...
Beijing, China: In what appears to be a leap in quantum physics and nanotechnology the Chinese government has "nanoized" an entire province to fit inside a thimble. CIA and National Security officials are with holding comment of the geo political imp...
In a fascinating, multi-million dollar government grant study, scientists discovered children's thumbs have grown inversely proportional to the evolutionary curve.
Apparently, some accelerating factor is extending and most times exceeding the length...
Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...
Francesca Delaney, an Iowa woman who has had more than her share of fame recently, has now claimed her boyfriend, Zeb Johanson, has solved the world energy crisis. Apparently Mr. Johanson captures his self produced methane, (i.e. farts) and pumps it...
Washington D.C Kwanzaa will be celebrated in the new 'multi-colored' house next year.
In keeping with his theme throughout his campaign, that 'change is coming', President -elect Barack Obama announced change yesterday. Kwanzaa will be celebrated in...
Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America.
The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW,
spread the boney thighs and stuf...
Boston, Ma: MIT microbiologist and dna genealogist, Professor Gene Spleen has apparently found, what he referred to as, 'the stupid gene'.
Professor Spleen's research indicates every human's basic 'stupidness' can be traced back to a single domin...
Kalu, Hawaii That's the answer, in a consensus directive from all three major automakers and the union that represents the workers for them. After a week long series of meetings from the golf courses, to the luaus, to the late night hidden Hawaiian...
London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue.
Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true.
Winslet appeared on this m...
North Pole- Claus Corporation, aka Santa Claus LTD, has drastically reduced it's workforce right during the prime producing season. The bar rooms and taverns here are loaded with elves and reindeer as the region is reeling with the recent announceme...
In a sign of the times the US Government help office has extended it's hours just in time for the holiday season. "With every corporation, from bankers to auto makers, banging at our doors for financial relief, we just had to do something," said Edna...
Kalu, Hawaii The big three auto makers, GM, Chrysler, Ford and The United Auto Workers, (UAW), are fiddling in their collective lavishness while workers for the three and members of UAW are in dire straits.
All three automakers lined up with 'me t...
Chinese made adult toys are being recalled en mass. All adult toys, from dildos to ben wa balls, to artificial masturbatory aides with 'real feel' orifices and projectiles have been recalled by Whang Bhang Inc. the biggest Chinese exporter of these i...
In a sweeping phenomena, reported here first, black is the 'new black'.
From booked tanning salons, skyrocketing subscriptions to Ebony and Jet media publications to 'booty enhancing shapewear'. Here to for strictly black products like Afro-sheen...
Having reached the pinnacle of power in all venues of mankind, from the entertainment world, to sports, music and arts, all manner of cultural influence, and now President of United States, whites ask blacks, "Are ya happy now?"
White Joe Six-pack...