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Smell me? New Dating Line?

Funny story: Smell me? New Dating Line?

In a remarkable combination of digital technology and the mating ritual, i.e. dating, engineers at Sniffme Corp have introduced scent transmissions to matching you with the "love of your life", or not. Combining digital technology, the ability to ana...

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Just the Dickens

Funny story: Just the Dickens

Holborn England, In a coincidental juxtaposition, that even Charles Dickens could appreciate, a written manuscript, by him, dropped from a hidden drawer in his old desk, just in time for Christmas. Not only is it an unpublished, unknown novel writ...

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North Pole Pedophile Ring Broken

Funny story: North Pole Pedophile Ring Broken

North Pole: In what North Pole police are saying is a massive child porn and pedophilia bust, Santa Claus, aka Christopher Kringle, of North Pole has been arrested. "Currently this case is under investigation and the collection of evidence is cont...

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China Shrinks Population

Funny story: China Shrinks Population

Beijing, China: In what appears to be a leap in quantum physics and nanotechnology the Chinese government has "nanoized" an entire province to fit inside a thimble. CIA and National Security officials are with holding comment of the geo political imp...

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Alarming Thumb Growth Study

Funny story: Alarming Thumb Growth Study

In a fascinating, multi-million dollar government grant study, scientists discovered children's thumbs have grown inversely proportional to the evolutionary curve. Apparently, some accelerating factor is extending and most times exceeding the length...

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Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Funny story: Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...

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Iowa Woman claims Boyfriend solved Worlds Energy Crisis from his farts

Funny story: Iowa Woman claims Boyfriend solved Worlds Energy Crisis from his farts

Francesca Delaney, an Iowa woman who has had more than her share of fame recently, has now claimed her boyfriend, Zeb Johanson, has solved the world energy crisis. Apparently Mr. Johanson captures his self produced methane, (i.e. farts) and pumps it...

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Obama says Kwanzaa in "Multicolor House'

Funny story: Obama says Kwanzaa in "Multicolor House'

Washington D.C Kwanzaa will be celebrated in the new 'multi-colored' house next year. In keeping with his theme throughout his campaign, that 'change is coming', President -elect Barack Obama announced change yesterday. Kwanzaa will be celebrated in...

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Big Three Stuff America's Bird

Funny story: Big Three Stuff America's Bird

Washington,DC The big three automakers along with the union representing the workers of them, have successfully stuffed America. The gaping financial carcass of America lay spread while Ford, Chrysler, GM and UAW, spread the boney thighs and stuf...

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Stupidity Gene Found

Funny story: Stupidity Gene Found

Boston, Ma: MIT microbiologist and dna genealogist, Professor Gene Spleen has apparently found, what he referred to as, 'the stupid gene'. Professor Spleen's research indicates every human's basic 'stupidness' can be traced back to a single domin...

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Big 3, UAW say "Buy a Sh*tbox support America" - FREE Antenna Flag with Purchase

Funny story: Big 3, UAW say "Buy a Sh*tbox support America" - FREE Antenna Flag with Purchase

Kalu, Hawaii That's the answer, in a consensus directive from all three major automakers and the union that represents the workers for them. After a week long series of meetings from the golf courses, to the luaus, to the late night hidden Hawaiian...

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Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

Funny story: Winslet Upset at Airbrushed Bush

London - Kate Winslet, an adamant PETA proponent, is livid at Vanity Fair magazine after her coverphoto shoot, seen in this month's issue. Apparently the airbrush allegations that the magazine is defending are true. Winslet appeared on this m...

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Big North Pole Layoff

Funny story: Big North Pole Layoff

North Pole- Claus Corporation, aka Santa Claus LTD, has drastically reduced it's workforce right during the prime producing season. The bar rooms and taverns here are loaded with elves and reindeer as the region is reeling with the recent announceme...

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Government Help Office to Extend Holiday Hours

Funny story: Government Help Office to Extend Holiday Hours

In a sign of the times the US Government help office has extended it's hours just in time for the holiday season. "With every corporation, from bankers to auto makers, banging at our doors for financial relief, we just had to do something," said Edna...

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Big Three and UAW fiddling while Detroit Burns

Funny story: Big Three and UAW fiddling while Detroit Burns

Kalu, Hawaii The big three auto makers, GM, Chrysler, Ford and The United Auto Workers, (UAW), are fiddling in their collective lavishness while workers for the three and members of UAW are in dire straits. All three automakers lined up with 'me t...

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Chinese Recall Adult Toys

Funny story: Chinese Recall Adult Toys

Chinese made adult toys are being recalled en mass. All adult toys, from dildos to ben wa balls, to artificial masturbatory aides with 'real feel' orifices and projectiles have been recalled by Whang Bhang Inc. the biggest Chinese exporter of these i...

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Black the NEW Black

Funny story: Black the NEW Black

In a sweeping phenomena, reported here first, black is the 'new black'. From booked tanning salons, skyrocketing subscriptions to Ebony and Jet media publications to 'booty enhancing shapewear'. Here to for strictly black products like Afro-sheen...

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Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Funny story: Whites ask: Are ya happy NOW?

Having reached the pinnacle of power in all venues of mankind, from the entertainment world, to sports, music and arts, all manner of cultural influence, and now President of United States, whites ask blacks, "Are ya happy now?" White Joe Six-pack...

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Breaking news…

The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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