Sepp Bloater announced yesterday that a variation to the controversial 'offside' rule is to be introduced with a view of making more accurate decisions.
Bloater said,'Due to the significant rise in the number of black centre forwards we feel the r...
John John and his husband Fred Furnish revealed today they are expecting their first child.
John, who had a hair transplant in the 70's, told journalists he was forced to undergo a semen transplant enthusiastically donated by his close friend Gra...
Recently deceased Bert Matthews was today found by MI5 with his penis firmly stuck into a turkey. He told secret agents he was saving the world from a festive epidemic of colossal proportions. One of the creatures had passed on an incurable disease t...
Today Paralympics chiefs have admitted that the Tibeten freestyle wheelchair swimming event turned into a disaster ending in the death of all seven disabled athletes.
Unfortunately, due to no-one being able to hear the starter gun underwater, the...
During the recent Paul McCratney concert in the battle zone of Israel a disturbed Beatles fan cut off one of her legs in an attempt to appeal to her hero during the Frog Chorus. Amongst dancing from the 50,000 crowd, Michelle MyBell was forced to pog...
World War Obsessives George Hedge and his aide Tony Blurt confirmed this morning that Africa was indeed the terrorist threat they have been waiting for all along. Misguided attempts at destroying Osama Been Hiding and the rest of the Arab World were...
The Premiership was rocked today by another takeover. At a press conference early this afternoon a representative from Newchester Athletic confirmed that the club had been taken over by a new owner from another galaxy.
Graham Sprout told reporters...
Pornstar Bongo John was today revealed as having a scrotum filled with toothpaste. In a reproductive film history, titles such as 'She left with a smile on her face' and 'A filling at the Dentist' had always made his fellow male stars suspicious.
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