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Funny story: Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

Leprechauns Sue Notre Dame Over Offensive Mascot

The organization, Leprechauns United to Conquer Knuckleheaded Yokels which is, also, known as LUCKY has declared war on the University of Notre Dame over its use of a mascot. LUCKY has threatened the University in many ways ranging from law suits to...
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Funny story: New Vacuum Cleaner Doubles as a Watch Dog

New Vacuum Cleaner Doubles as a Watch Dog

The Silicon Valley tech company of Lonco has just produced its latest product called Dogvac which is set to be released into the market on August 12 of this year. Dogvac is by far Lonco's most ingenious invention ever as it combines the high powered...
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Funny story: Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Orioles First Baseman Chris Davis Breaks Toe While Kicking Bat Between Pitches

Baltimore Orioles resplendent slugger Chris Davis had a common habit of nonchalantly dropping the bat head downwards and kicking it softly on the toes of his feet between pitches during an at bat. Unfortunately on Friday night during a game against...
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Funny story: Kid Makes Nuclear Bomb Out of Vegetable Soup

Kid Makes Nuclear Bomb Out of Vegetable Soup

Sterling, Virginia boy, Hank Incendiary, has managed to cultivate the latent radiation in vegetable soup and use it to assemble a nuclear bomb. Using a homemade radiation absorption brush built from pieces of Lego, Hank managed to accumulate 20 lbs...
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Funny story: Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Blue Jays Hire Zamboni Driver To Be Part Of Grounds Crew

Ornery Toronto Blue Jays manager John Gibbons has always tried to stay ahead of the baseball curve by seeking out machinations to give him an advantage over his opponents. Today the manager announced the team has hired a Zamboni driver to work on th...
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Funny story: Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee Closer Andrew Miller Complains The Crowd Is Too Loud

Yankee pitcher Andrew Miller has complained repeatedly about the crowd noise during his home closing performances. The crowd, Andrew opined is just "way too loud". The gangly, sinewy south paw who's been consistently at the top of the league when...
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Funny story: Clothes Bureau Messes with Neat Freak

Clothes Bureau Messes with Neat Freak

Neat freak Sandy McOrderly's clothes dresser had it with Sandy's consummate tidiness. Sandy's penchant for keeping all his clothes smartly tucked away in the various dresser drawers. His underwear perfectly folded in the top drawer. His socks tigh...
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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Hillary Clinton Names her Server as her Running Mate

Following Donald Trump's lead in absurd running mate announcements, Hillary Clinton has followed suit by appointing her own oft maligned server to be her 2016 Presidential running mate. Her server immediately responded it would accept the invitation...
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Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...
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Funny story: Man Forced to Pay Gambling Debt he owes from Parallel Universe

Man Forced to Pay Gambling Debt he owes from Parallel Universe

Clearwater, Florida guy, Sammy Dweeberson, spent a pretty uneventful life, up until now. His daily routine consisted of a shower and a nose shave, a breakfast of asparagus cookies, work at a candle manufacturing factory, a stop at a Popeye's on the...
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Funny story: New York Man Inducted Into the Alien Abduction Hall of Fame

New York Man Inducted Into the Alien Abduction Hall of Fame

Wayward New York guy, Donald Meanderson, was just inducted into the Alien Abduction Hall of Fame on the planet Zwinkie Meanderson, who is about as predictable as a football bouncing on the grid iron, gained his induction by predictively showing up...
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Funny story: Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man

Cellphone Ads Totally Confuse Rockville Man

Rockville Maryland coleopterist, Elroy Cricket, decided it was time to get a new iphone and in his endeavor he would let the world know exactly which iPhone network was the best. Unfortunately, Elroy didn't watch too much TV, until now, so he neve...
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Funny story: Ghost Flashes Woman at Piccadilly Circus Tube Stop

Ghost Flashes Woman at Piccadilly Circus Tube Stop

Rascally apparition, Seymour Puffinbottom, was reported to have exposed himself to a Mrs. Gawking O'Reilly at Exit number 4 of the Piccadilly Circus tube station. Dressed in only a raincoat, Mr. Puffinbottom met Mrs. O'Reilly at the top of the exit...
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Funny story: Man on death bed wins lottery and promptly Gets Hit by Meteorite

Man on death bed wins lottery and promptly Gets Hit by Meteorite

For 59 years and 121 days Lamar Astroloam spent every single day of his adult life playing the lottery. For 59 years and 121 days Lamar got nixed. So desperate to win the lottery, during his tenure on earth, Lamar had sacrificed two iphones and a l...
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Funny story: Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege

Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege

Itinerate white guy, Joey Meanderson, was innocently walking down K Street in Washington DC, eating a strip of chicken jerky when he happened upon a group of people heading into a micro aggression conference. Not paying any attention to where he was...
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Funny story: Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

Rare Fuzzy Muzzy Baseball Card Found in Old Unused Crapper

A Dubuque, Iowa woman, named Chiseled Cream, came across a rare 1910 baseball card of Fuzzy Muzzy, who pitched for the St. Louis Louies. She found the card in an old unused toilet while cleaning out the basement in her 200 year old home. "Fuzzy M...
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Funny story: Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Baltimore Orioles Sign Big Foot to a 7 year 140 Million Dollar Contract

Desperate to find a starting pitcher who can get batters out, or even, "take them out", the Baltimore Orioles announced the signing of American icon, Big Foot, to a 7 year 140 million dollar contract. The imposing broad shouldered Big Foot, who st...
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Funny story: Hindenburg Zeppelin Disaster Finally Solved

Hindenburg Zeppelin Disaster Finally Solved

In 1776 Marie Curie invented radiation. In 10,254.543 BC, Grog invented the bonfire and shortly afterwards, the Bar-B-Que. In 1935 Moe slapped fellow Stooge, Curly, repeatedly until he came up with a vision which would eventually lead to the creati...
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Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
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