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John Leslie accused of rap - by Kanye West

Funny story: John Leslie accused of rap - by Kanye West

Professional disgraced 'bad boy' John Leslie who serves as a warning to all young cassanovas - 'what you do at twenty catches up with you at forty' has been accused of rap by motor mouth rapper Kanye West. Leslie 51 and now seedy looking (as the...

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'Very Famous Scottish Celebrity Therapist' revealed by Jordan!

Funny story: 'Very Famous Scottish Celebrity Therapist' revealed by Jordan!

The Loch Ness Monster former star of the eighties poorly animated children's programme "Nessie" has been inundated with hate mail, journalists and general blather. After the entire UK speculate who attacked Britains Sweetheart Jordan Katona Goody Loh...

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Susan Boyle refuses to sleep with Russell Brand- not 'desperate' she says!

Funny story: Susan Boyle refuses to sleep with Russell Brand- not 'desperate' she says!

Sultry Scottish singer has declined an invitation to sleep with filthy man-slut Russell Brand. Susan whose videos are youtube hits, has no inclination to sleep with Brand, whom some say has the morals and looks of a bonobo monkey. The Celtic Pr...

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Kirstie Alley Fat Yet Again - From Eye-Candy to John Candy in two years!

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Fat Yet Again - From Eye-Candy to John Candy in two years!

The lovely Kirstie Alley has piled on the pounds and kilos and had to be crane lifted into the studio to chat to her pal Oprah. Ms Alley warned Oprah about the sins of over-eating. Which is a bit like Oliver Reed warning Richard Burton and George Bes...

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Sion Simon MP blames Susan Boyle and TheSpoof.com for downfall!

Funny story: Sion Simon MP blames Susan Boyle and TheSpoof.com for downfall!

Sion Simon, MP and 'all round' pot to toss in, has claimed he was cajoled by imaginary writer Monkey Woods, to say unfunny and daft things about Caledonian Cutie Dame Susan Boyle. The Spoof-writer of notable but not great talent, implied Susie may...

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Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed

Funny story: Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed

Producers at BGT are shamed-faced today, as tin-eared deranged, viewers of the programme have identified Susan Boyle as the voice behind the must have product of the eighties-'Bodyfurm Ladies thing-a-me-bobs.' The advert was a breakthrough; as be...

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'Mocking' - Michael Barrymore looked up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995

Funny story: 'Mocking' - Michael Barrymore looked up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995

Mad-cap comedian, Michael Barrymore (who is more mad than cap) has been 'outed' as peeking up Susan Boyle's skirt in 1995. During the filming of "My Kind of People", Susan Boyle who was thirty-five at the time sang "I don't know how to love him,"...

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Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Funny story: Frank Lampard's - James O'Brien admits to talking through arse at LBC

Sloppy DJ James O'Brien who boasts there are no scripts, no rules, no running orders, no research and no point to his show -admitted to sometimes pointing his arse at the microphone and letting it have a free run of the programme. Shock-Jock-Pile-...

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Susan Boyle's 'New Brown-Hair Look' is a disaster!

Funny story: Susan Boyle's 'New Brown-Hair Look' is a disaster!

Susan Boyle has changed her hair colour and has astonishly managed to look worse than before. People will be reaching for the optrex and holy water, when the new locks are revealed to the public. Susan Boyle, has sported the grey unkempt locks for...

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Phil Spector's hair turns state evidence and is given community service

Funny story: Phil Spector's hair turns state evidence and is given community service

Impresario and pop music lunatic Phil Spector, 180 was taken aback in court as he watched his former hair turn states evidence in his recent trial for murder. The blonde bob which started life on the head of celebrity crackpot and husky voiced old...

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Russell Brand Judges And Wins Stinking Vagina Competition

Funny story: Russell Brand Judges And Wins Stinking Vagina Competition

The lovely looking and scented, Mr Brand has amazed the world by being a judge on the world's most offensive vagina and walking off with the title himself. Mr Brand who has slept with over 5000 women (all conscious) and 200 vacuum cleaners of var...

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Spoof Writer Blames Miley Cyrus For Billy's 'Achy Breaky Heart'!

Funny story: Spoof Writer Blames Miley Cyrus For Billy's 'Achy Breaky Heart'!

A spoof writer, who did not know who Miley Cyrus was, until four weeks ago. Has decided to take the popster to court, for being the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus. The spoof writer, who should be nameless to protect the guilty ranted "I was totally u...

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The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

Funny story: The Fonz To Star In St James' Primary School's Christmas Panto!

In recent years a glut of Australian soap stars have been drafted in to the UK, to appear in UK pantomime. Henry Winkler, who used to be the Fonz and very cool, is now joining fellow U.S stars in this bawdy, British tradition. Starsky and Huggy B...

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Britain's Got Talent, However Connie Talbot Possibly Hasn't Say Child-Stars!

Funny story: Britain's Got Talent, However Connie Talbot Possibly Hasn't Say Child-Stars!

Little, cute, angelic, ingenue Connie Talbot, has captured the nation's heart and eardrums, BUT she really isn't that great a singer, say other childhood stars. In a unprovoked tirade. Charlotte Church and Steeple, who once had the voice of an ang...

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Anne Robinson And Judge Judy Are The Newest Members Of The PussyCat Dolls!

Funny story: Anne Robinson And Judge Judy Are The Newest Members Of The PussyCat Dolls!

The manager of the pop tarts Pussycat Dolls, has kicked out two members of the loveable hooker group and has replaced them with celebrity hard women; Anne Robinson and Judge Judy Sheindlin. The manager defending his decision said " The Pussycat D...

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Jonathan Ross's Unpaid Wages Used Wisely For £45,00 BBC Party !

Funny story: Jonathan Ross's Unpaid Wages Used Wisely For £45,00 BBC Party !

The down-to-earth bosses at the Beeb, have wisely spent the money, they probably saved on paying Jonathan Woss's salary for a week. By throwing a luxury party costing £45,000. Hooray! Many of the public can be happy in the knowledge, that their l...

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We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

Funny story: We'll Sell You Food, Get You Fat In December - In January Buy Our Exercise DVDs!

Consumer watchdogs, Waste-of-timecom , have slammed female celebrities that make a living from, fattening up the guillible in December and then make another living from slimming down the same group of people in January. Catherine Martinique said...

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Widow Twanky Re-Marries The Newly Rich, Guy Ritchie Shocker!

Funny story: Widow Twanky Re-Marries The Newly Rich, Guy Ritchie Shocker!

Pantomime Favourite Widow Twanky has remarried Guy Ritchie. Mr Madonna's money, fell in love with Aladdin's mother, when attending a recent pantomime in Plymouth. An onlooker Greg Lake, who was there to see Father Christmas said " I was having a g...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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