The heavens and the earth were thrown into ungodly turmoil yesterday as Jesus H. Christ, son of the Jewish oil magnate God, said that He was ‘bigger than the Beatles'.
The world was literally sitting on the edge of its seat yesterday as American government officials announced at the Pentagon that they had pinpointed the exact location of the world's most notorious terrorist, Osama bin-Laden.
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