New documents found in a Mount Vernon chest prove that George Washington sucked dick. The letters were found in a chest that was tucked away in the attic of George and Martha's Mt. Vernon mansion.
Most of the 180 letters were written to John Cre...
In a move to keep Middle Eastern terrorists out of the United States, the Congress approved a bill to make the consumption of hummus illegal in the United States and its territories.
"If we don't have what they like to eat, they will not come here...
This morning in the White House kitchen, while having breakfast with his wife Barbara, President Bush declared war on Thailand saying that, "A curse on Tiger Woods is a curse on America, therefore we must act first before this curse becomes weapons o...
In a startling turn of events, 7-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong has not only come out of retirement but has been signed by the New England Patriots to play quarterback in place of the injured Tom Brady.
"I was watching the game at home...
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