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5 out of 7 women use supermarket own brand toilet paper

Funny story: 5 out of 7 women use supermarket own brand toilet paper

A new study has found that, far from the luxury lifestyle women puport to have, the ladies of today are more than happy to clear away their business with own-brand low-grade toilet roll. Out of all women asked in the survey 3 were happy to tell u...

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Apple bring 3D into the real world

Funny story: Apple bring 3D into the real world

The world of 3D is branching out from movies and television into our everyday lives. Apple have just released the i-Glass - a pair of regular looking spectacles, which allow the wearer to experience real life in 3 dimensions. Users will now feel...

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Gordon Brown sacks himself in protest against himself

Funny story: Gordon Brown sacks himself in protest against himself

Gordon Brown sacked himself from his post as Prime Minister of Great Britain today in a showing of solidarity with Labour party rebels who argue that he should resign. Brown wholeheartedly supported calls for himself to be let go as Labour party...

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No news is good news - False, claim BBC

Funny story: No news is good news - False, claim BBC

3 days ago all major television networks in the UK trialled a removal of all news based programmes from the television schedules in response to over-zealous viewers such as someone from Norfolk who claimed that no news is, in fact, good news. In...

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Boundary-Pushing New Research: Males must legally walk 7 roads before becoming a man

Funny story: Boundary-Pushing New Research: Males must legally walk 7 roads before becoming a man

New research from the Department of answering hypothetical song lyrics today has found that in order to be considered an adult males must walk down 7 13.6km tarmac roads no wider than 160ft and no shorter than 3ft between the hours of 8am and 3pm wit...

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Compulsory a-sexual drug to be introduced for mothers-to-be

Funny story: Compulsory a-sexual drug to be introduced for mothers-to-be

A new drug has been developed by GayEric Inc. which transforms the gender of a foetus from male or female to a-sexual, essentially causing the baby to be born sexless. From 2009 all mothers-to-be will be legally required to take the drug, known a...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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