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Funny story:  Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...
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Funny story:  Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...
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Funny story:  Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

Baseball Players Accused and Some admitted of Steroid Use In Hall of Fame?

A report coming out tomorrow morning is that the Baseball Hall of Fame will offer a separate deal for some players accused of steroid use or other things at their facilities. We would offer players like Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds, etc who may not...
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Funny story:  New Ky-Jelly II Will Also Cause Firmness

New Ky-Jelly II Will Also Cause Firmness

The parent company of Ky-Jelly has told reporters Saturday that they have a new product they call Ky-Jelly II that will not only be slicker but also help provide firmness. "We're not saying that it will replace the pills but it could in some peopl...
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Funny story:  Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

Silicon Valley Ready to Replace Soldiers, Police With Robots

It may be hard to argue with someone giving you a ticket for speeding or DUI or talking on a cellphone while driving when you are arguing with a machine. That's what may be what happens in the near future as Silicon Valley has already built protot...
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Funny story:  Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

Ship Nearly Capsizes while passing Nudist Colony!

The Tophat Circus Cruise Company has announced that although it was a close call, one of it's ships almost capsized. Luckily no one was hurt because at least 17 male passengers hurled themselves overboard. It seems the ship was a little too close...
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Funny story:  UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

UFO Sightings Up, Fat People Disappearing.

Professor Montgomery of a Think Tank located in West Virginia rural area say that they have become alarmed at the both the sightings of UFOs in the sky and a growing list of missing fat people. "We now believe that the connection is that whoever i...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Paul McCartney Admits John Wrote Most of Their Songs

Famous Beatle Paul McCartney says it's a relief to get it off his shoulders but that he has admitted that Lennon-McCartney on the records were mostly Lennon and a lot less McCartney. Paul spoke with just a few writers, one from the Rolling Stone w...
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Funny story:  Well-Developed Local Man Loses Disqualified in Three Legged Sack Race

Well-Developed Local Man Loses Disqualified in Three Legged Sack Race

Buster Hardin of New Madrid Tennessee has been disqualified in a local County Fair Three-Legged Sack Race after he runs it by himself. "That's not fair. You call this a County Fair and this is not fair because I won. The rules don't say nothing ab...
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Funny story:  Local Man Finds Spiritual Enlightenment in His Pants

Local Man Finds Spiritual Enlightenment in His Pants

Brenden Hossenhoffer of Wedgewood City in Ohio thinks that he has been brought down to the bottom so that he could experience true enlightenment just as those before him. I've studied the great ones like Gandhi and Thoreau and Thomas Merton trying...
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Funny story:  Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

Three Dead From Super-Erections By Spider Bites

It seems that about a dozen men of all ages has been reading about the Brazian Wandering Spider which has powerful venom and one bite can cause the death of a grown adult but not likely. However it can kill children, pets and make others pretty sick.
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Funny story:  French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

French Lab Loses Deadly Virus!

The lab in Texas that lost vials of virus last year now have company. A French lab has lost more than 3,000 vials containing fragments of the deadly SARS virus, which killed nearly a thousand people ten years ago in a worldwide epidemic. The Pa...
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Funny story:  Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian Has A Case of the Ass!

Kim Kardashian says she has a case of the ass about ever flying anywhere again! "I get singled out every time I take a flight anywhere so I am staying on the ground with cars and buses and trains." Ms. Kardashian stated that every time an airpl...
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Funny story:  Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

Local Man Finishes College at 42-Years-Old

I'm certainly dad left it in his will that my college would be paid for along with an allowance so that I could concentrate of my getting better grades. Then my mother passed away and left me the house and car. So, for the last twenty plus year...
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Funny story:  Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Husband Like A Wild Animal in Bed!

Esther Montgomery Mellencamp says that her husband, Homer Cougar Mellencamp is a wild animal in bed at night. She told The Georgia Dudley Tribune, a small newspaper in a small town, that she didn't mind telling this to us by phone as all their nei...
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Funny story:  Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Local Worker Fired Over Half-Ass Work at Garbage Collection (Politics?)

Billy Raymond of Studs, Georgia has been fired by the state government because he was reported as only doing his job in a half-ass way. Raymond was the second worker fired this week after Chester Moleturd became victim number one earlier. "Wa...
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Funny story:  Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

Vaseline Still Better Than Ky-Jelly!

A company representative for a Research Firm that needed some door to door work got a volunteer who told them that he needed some exercise anyway and so he volunteered. After three doors being shut in his face, a lady in her late 20s came to the d...
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Funny story:  Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Snowden: U.S. Already Has Robot Soldiers

Edward Snowden, the revealer of secrets, has told the press that the United States already has robot soldiers and since he's been gone, they could number in the hundreds or thousands. "I don't think they want anyone to know how far advanced these...
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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