Partly to give him something to do and partly to keep him out of trouble, losing votes for President's re-election campaign in the South, former President Jimmy Carter of Plains, Georgia has been named 'Director of US Homeland Carpentry!'
"I promi...
Forget the 13 and 14-pounders, this lady should be awarded a medal of some kind as she gave birth to (according to scales and witnesses) a sixteen pound baby boy.
Through an interpreter the lady, Chaska Lemila, told a reporter from Reuters News th...
A small town (Population 1200) in Arkansas, which doesn't want to reveal it's name or location, has been forced to go nude for the past two weeks, reports a passer-through.
"It's really pitiful to see them try to go about their normal business unc...
A new rumor out of Washington was immediately denied by the Pentagon today, a little too immediate some are saying.
According to different versions of the story it seems like someone had a great idea on how to bring the world together and stop man...
President Obama finally came out and told the truth about ending oil lines from Canada, preventing drilling for more oil in the Gulf of Mexico and every other place that he can.
"Above all, I'm an environmentalist", he told reporters today. "Look...
Mitt Romney went out of his way to show his audience yesterday that he was no Obama.
"I'm no Barack Obama!", yelled Romney above the crowd roar! "I promise: No more stinking beer conferences! We need sober leaders, not people sitting around the Ro...
In Cheyenne, Wyoming today there is much celebration among the Northern Arapaho Indians and former Vice President Dick Cheney who is from the same area and was once a Wyoming Representative in the US House of Representatives.
The US Fish & Wil...
According to her agent, Lady Gaga is taking a comparative vow of silence for the next year to refresh herself and see what she wants to do for the next few years.
"I guess you noticed that she didn't say anything outrageous during her latest inter...
After telling the press that she was having to fire Rosie O'Donnell and cancel her show, a saddened, tearful Oprah left her press conference and went into her office.
Where she apparently did a fancy dance for a good ten minutes, according to a pe...
While abusing women in public, the CIA has gotten information that the Iranian government has an army of 10,000 women ninja warriors.
Why this isn't getting out to the Western powers I don't know, because it's right there in print in the 'Strange...
The Bonobo "Whoopee" Apes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo are becoming extinct even though they have sex every few minutes, even while they're eating.
"It is an amazing fact", stated Penelope Swinger of one Bonobo Sanctuary in the central...
The famous Bend & Jerry's nationwide ice cream empire are adding a few new flavors in celebration of new legal marriages in their home state of Vermont.
"We think that this is the right move towards civil rights for everyone", stated Bend. "So...
The editor of the Oregonian Organ's Editorial Pages for many years has died of cardiac arrest following having sex with a young lady he has apparently been helping through college for some time now.
The young lady told police officers that Dwight...
The bulletin that came through just a few minutes ago has set the whole world on edge. Well, maybe not the WHOLE world. It's A Wild World, so you can expect the unexpected.
Apparently a Navy SEAL who was a backup for the team that supposedly kille...
Vice President Joe Biden has spent the past three months making trips from Washington to various areas of the United States/Mexican border and has announced today that drug traffic coming in from Mexico is down by ten percent over the past three year...
Talk about a confession, actress Gillian Anderson told reporters yesterday that she "Swings Four-Ways" sexually.
How's that again?
Her bisexuality comes out in the latest issue of "Out" magazine where Ms. Anderson that she had had lesbian affai...
A small town in Texas', whose Little League summer baseball season was about to be closed but was saved a few weeks ago by contributions from near-by strip club, Alice Aglow!, has changed it's mind.
Now the parents have decided to let the season g...
A funny thing happened on the way to Miami. Peyton Manning, released by the Indianapolis Colts, didn't show up.
Manning was supposed to be in Miami early this week but has yet to show and is in Nashville, Tennessee.
So what's up? Has Manning pl...