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U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

Funny story: U.N. To Build Small Orbiting Planet

At first it was considered a wild rumor only. "We can't even get along here on the earth, how will we get together on one we build?" However, some of the things we are receiving from Edward Snowden shows that, for our own good, several major natio...

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Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

Funny story: Wealthy Chinese Multi Billionaire Hires Houston to Build Safety Space Station

A spokesman for an unnamed multi-billionaire from Tawain has apparently agreed to pay specialists in Houston Space Center to build him and his family a safe, well-furnished self-supporting space station. "My boss has been watching our government g...

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Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

Funny story: Local Man Killed By Farts At Dog Races

A local man from Orlando, Florida has cashed in his chips, hit the big one. He was Harry Poltus but most people just called him Doug. No one knows why. Doug had been betting on the dog races all his life and had developed a system where he would w...

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Justin Bieber: Looks to Me Like Everyone's Pregnant

Funny story: Justin Bieber: Looks to Me Like Everyone's Pregnant

Justin Bieber had some friend over and we him paid well to take a mike recorder with him because we knew the Bieber was up to no good. "The grown-ups would all come over and they'd talk and drink and I got sent to bed but I always sneaked back. Us...

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Area Man Proves Mother-In-Law Wrong, Even After She's Dead!

Funny story: Area Man Proves Mother-In-Law Wrong, Even After She's Dead!

Sandy McIntosh says that if his old Mother-In-Law had held on for a few more years, I would have made her eat her words. Instead, the old Bat had to go and die on us at the nursing home where I had them exercising her everyday, even after hours after...

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MTV Denies They Placed Janet/Michael Jackson Duet On Air

Funny story: MTV Denies They Placed Janet/Michael Jackson Duet On Air

The screen went silent , then suddenly there was Janet and Michael Jackson doing Janet's hit, "What Have You Done For Me Lately?" All over American people in their teens to their thirties began calling the network and each other. "What was that al...

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Mary Jane Cosmetics Donates Pink Cadillac to Pygmies in Ituri Forest

Funny story: Mary Jane Cosmetics Donates Pink Cadillac to Pygmies in Ituri Forest

A spokeswoman for the Mary Jane Cosmetics Company who have listed their write-off donations for tax purposes has sent a brand new Pink Cadillac to the "Little People" who make it all possible. "I bet these little guys eyes will lit up like little...

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Enemy #1 is Cow Flatulence, Not al-Qaeda

Funny story: Enemy #1 is Cow Flatulence, Not al-Qaeda

Al Gore and Michael Moore are planning to do a new movie and launch a major effort to stop so much cow flatulence from getting into the atmosphere. The going is slow right at present because of it being so hard to video a cow farting at just the r...

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Man Given 1,000 Years to Live by Leprechaun, Man Bored to Death

"I'd kill myself if it would work but I've tried it 12 times and it didn't work...and I'm only 501!" Russell Breckinridge says that in the early 1500s he accidentally fell off a cliff and right into the liar of a Leprechaun. He gave me three wi...

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Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

Funny story: Mummy DNA Shows 3500 Years Old But Not Completely Human

A very confused group of experts have been onto this for a month and still have no solution. "We have an Egyptian mummy, we think, brought here as usual to test the DNA so it could be dated and so we did", stated a DNA Expert in Tucson, Arizona. "...

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Hollywood Announces Hiring Ban!

Funny story: Hollywood Announces Hiring Ban!

Hollywood Mayor announced today that Hollywood movie makers and all those who work for them have job security but that they are hired up for the next five years. "The good news is that the stars we have and the production staffers, writers are ple...

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Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Funny story: Yoko: Glad Sir Paul Admitted John Wrote Lyrics

Yoko Ono's reaction to Paul McCartney's admission that John wrote most of the lyrics to the Lennon-McCartney will be good for Paul. She reportedly stated that John had asked her not to say a word about it but she feels free to talk now. She sai...

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Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Funny story: Governments, Scientists Quick To Deny Nessie Appearance

Right after the release of the "Loch Ness" photos from a satellite the "Authorities" were quick to jump in with their own explanations and showed photographs that show that the creature or whatever in the water was a 1. faked photograph. When tha...

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America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

Funny story: America's Secret Kamikaze Fighters if Nuclear Weapons Launched

In an exclusive report by a former volunteer who has left because his age was past the limit has told a few people about a secret military group in the United States arsenal that none of us had heard before. Remember the Japanese Kamikaze fighters...

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S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

Funny story: S.F. Man & Dog Earn Earthquake Money On Street, But Fear PETA!

A San Francisco man and his dog do a pretty good business on the streets of San Francisco, one step ahead of PETA. The man won't give his name as he may have to check out fast but he claims that the first few times he and Arnold who was also on th...

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Super El Nino On The Way

The world got a taste of this back in the late 1990s but this time it could be a lot worse with a severe drought in some areas and flooding in others. Add this to the worldwide sudden increase of earthquakes and it could take people's minds off el...

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Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

Funny story: Scientists: Don't Believe Loch Ness Monster on Satellite Pic

A new and very convincing photo from Apple Satellite of the Loch Ness Monster is drawing a lot of support around the world except from scientists who poo-poo the report. "They can poo-poo all over themselves if they like but people are not going t...

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Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Funny story: Van Gogh On Viagra? Secret Ingredient Passed Around.

Artist Vincent Van Gogh is well known post-impressionist whose works bring millions of dollars in any auction. But why did he change his paintings later in his life? "He went from bright Sunflowers to Blue self-portraits", stated one art critic. H...

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