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Funny story: North Korea Sue Over US TV Show

North Korea Sue Over US TV Show

In a surprise move, North Korean President Kim Jong Un has launched a daring $2 billion lawsuit against programme makers of the hit TV show 'Total Wipeout USA.' North Korean spokesperson Wun Mad-Fool said "North Korean television paid several mill...
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Funny story: North Korean Rocket Failure

North Korean Rocket Failure

A recent attempted satellite launch by North Korea failed when the rocket malfunctioned and crashed into the sea. Korean state television hailed this a mighty success for the imperious new leader Kim Jong-un. Deputy Korean leader Kim Wunmad-guy...
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Funny story: Drought Relief Idea Gets Thumbs Up

Drought Relief Idea Gets Thumbs Up

A UK charity that aids homeless people, have come up with a unique way to help alleviate the low water levels of resevoirs in the south east of England. Charity spokesman Mr I.M. Torkingcrap spokesman said "We were on our usual nightly run offerin...
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Funny story: UK Hose Pipe Ban Alerts Aid Agencies

UK Hose Pipe Ban Alerts Aid Agencies

World aid agency Water Aid have launched an urgent crisis appeal to ease the hosepipe ban currently being enforced in the south east of England. Water rich countries such as Ethiopia and the Sudan are sending people with buckets of water to water...
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Funny story: Easyjet Takeover RAF

Easyjet Takeover RAF

In a bold move by the UK government Easyjet owner Stelios announced today that he would soon be taking control of the RAF. Stelios said 'Cutbacks in UK spending power meant I was able to purchase the RAF at very reasonable price.' Some of the m...
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Funny story: Woman Embroilled in Football Row

Woman Embroilled in Football Row

The football world was thrown into turmoil following 25 year old Sian Massey's appearance on the touchline at the Wolves versus Liverpool game. She was seen running frantically up and down the line waving a yellow and red checked with matching sho...
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Funny story: South Korea Face World Cup Expulsion

South Korea Face World Cup Expulsion

The 2010 World Cup was thrown into chaos last night when it was revealed that South Korea had included two 18 month old boys in their squad. Commentator Pess Flapper said "Suspicions were raised when the squad names were handed in and the players...
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Funny story: Shock Macmillan Revalation

Shock Macmillan Revalation

The Conservative party was thrown into turmoil today when it was revealed that famed former Tory leader Harold Macmillan was the first person to advocate milking the public purse. Parliamentary correspondent Ben Downing-Street revealed that the fa...
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Funny story: New Expenses Row

New Expenses Row

The House of Commons was gripped by a new row today as an MP tried to claim expenses on his repaid expenses. Details are sketchy at present but it seems that the MP in question had used a little used loophole known as miscellaneous expenses. Po...
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Funny story: Jade Goody In Big Brother Comeback

Jade Goody In Big Brother Comeback

It has been revealed that Jade Goody will be making a shocking return to Big Brother despite being dead. Producers of the show said "It's a real coup for us. There has never been a dead person in any of the shows worldwide so we are expecting a ma...
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Funny story: Credit Crunch Hits The Skies

Credit Crunch Hits The Skies

Alastair Darling was left red faced in his estimation of the extent of the credit crunch when it was revealed that the New Moon would now be cancelled for the next three months. "In an attempt to reduce costs we have come to the decision to not ha...
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Funny story: Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Arsenal Ace Given Lucrative Sponsorship Deal

Despite loosing the European Champions League semi final against Manchester United, one Arsenal player has something to smile about. Young defender Keiran Gibbs has been handed a six figure contract to advertise Heelies. The wheeled shoe manufa...
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Funny story: American Twat Made Famous By Home Secretary

American Twat Made Famous By Home Secretary

Famous only in America 'shock jock' Michael Savage received a welcome boost to his ego by home secretary Jacqui Smith. Unheard of in the UK, Michael Savage was due to visit Britain to air his extreme right wing views. An insider said of the shock...
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Funny story: Howard Webb Dropped By Sir Alex

Howard Webb Dropped By Sir Alex

Sir Alex Ferguson admitted today that Howard Webb would be unlikely to take part in another Manchester United game this season. Following his controversial display in United's 5 - 2 home victory over Spurs, Sir Alex felt it was time for Howard Web...
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Funny story: 1,000,000th Repossesed Homeowner Identified

1,000,000th Repossesed Homeowner Identified

The credit crunch showed no signs of abating when the millionth person to be evicted since the beginning of the crisis was today named. Mr Simon Cargo from Dudley in the West Midlands was forcibly evicted from his home in the early hours of Sunday...
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Funny story: Swine Flu Source Uncovered

Swine Flu Source Uncovered

The world was stunned today when it was revealed that the outbreak of swine flu could be traced back to a single source. Kermit The Frog. The world famous TV presenter, actor, singer and global green icon was found to have first contracted the new...
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Funny story: UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

UEFA Orders Enquiry After Liverpool and Arsenal Draw

European football governing body UEFA have ordered an enquiry into the recent 4 - 4 draw between Liverpool and Arsenal. It has emerged that two large bets were made during the half time interval predicting a 4 - 4 draw. Michel Platini the UEFA pr...
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Funny story: Parliament Rocked By New Cross Party Row

Parliament Rocked By New Cross Party Row

Gordon Brown and David Cameron were locked in a new political row when it was claimed that the Tory chief's wife could run faster than the Labour leaders spouse. Samantha Cameron, who won the mums race at a recent school sports day, is four years...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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