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Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

Funny story: Rangers: Craig Whyte Wash in 419 Email Scam

New 419 scam email Alert. Whyte offers a 'cut' of the £[insert amount]Million deal. Wee tax bill is the bait. Disgraced Glasgow Rangers owner(??) Craig Whyte Wash, currently laughing himself all the way to the 'offshore' bank, whilst also 'walking a...

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Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Funny story: Rangers Sold on Ebay for £1! Craig Whyte Wash named as 'Private Seller'

Glasgow: 'Private' sale of Rangers takes place on Ebay, Craig Whyte-Wash named. Private Seller has 'cloudy past' & negative Feedback from previous sales. Buyers Beware!. Unclear at the moment who the buyer is. NTNON can exclusively reveal tha...

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Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Funny story: Rangers: Whyte Millions found in 'Rosie47' account - Redknapp Clueless.

Glasgow: "Because the money is not there as it once was" said Craig Whyte in answer to a question about future player spending, perhaps inadvertently providing a clue to HMRC as to whether they may get their money back or not. 'Not' being the operati...

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The (Garry) Cooke, The Email, The Defender, His Mother

Funny story: The (Garry) Cooke, The Email, The Defender, His Mother

Gaffe Prone CEO Garry Cook finally ends his own torture as his resignation is accepted by a reluctant Manchester City Board. Although City have certainly upped their game on the field in recent years, much has been made of the problems off the fi...

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Man City finally top of a league as Mancini Mankinis a big hit on Spring/Summer Ebay Misspelling list

Funny story: Man City finally top of a league as Mancini Mankinis a big hit on Spring/Summer Ebay Misspelling list

Eastlands: "Top at Last" read the press announcement from Man City as the misspelling of Mankini (the Borat version of the male bikini) and Roberto Mancini, 'current' Manchester City manager, made it to the top in the Ebay Spring & Summer Misspe...

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Disbelief as Yorkshireman 'Puts Good Book Down' before finishing it!

Funny story: Disbelief as Yorkshireman 'Puts Good Book Down' before finishing it!

Leeds: Shock, horror and disbelief as local Leeds Man Puts Good Book Down in Library. There is a saying in literary circles, that if you put a good book down before finishing it, 'Then yer a bastard"!! Unfortunately for one man, the act of putting...

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Men Gutted as Womens Football set to become professional

Funny story: Men Gutted as Womens Football set to become professional

Noted for their ability to multi task, women now have chance to prove it even more as news filters through that a new LADIES FOOTBALL SUPER LEAGUE is to be planned for 2011. Not content with an easy life of looking after the family, holding down a...

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City buy their very own CHICO - X-Factor star on £300k a week

Funny story: City buy their very own CHICO - X-Factor star on £300k a week

EASTLANDS - Sick of always being outdone by their more illustrious neighbours, Manchester City moved quickly today to buy their very own CHICO headline act - following Man Utd ace Chico's two goals against Stoke over the weekend.... ...... None...

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Liverpool Lags beg forgiveness as 40 Hour week announced for Prisoners

Funny story: Liverpool Lags beg forgiveness as 40 Hour week announced for Prisoners

Walton Jail, Liverpool: New 40 Hour working week announced for prisoners having an alarming effect on the prisoners at Liverpools All Inclusive 4+ star Gaol. (GAOL, not GOAL, currently used sparingly at Liverpool FC) Secretary of State for INJusti...

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Miliband brothers form new boy band - Dedward

Funny story: Miliband brothers form new boy band - Dedward

Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes' After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...

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Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Funny story: Match of the Day once again spurns chance to show Gerrard is a THUG

Antfield: Liverpool boxing legend and 18 Yard World Diving Champion Steven 'blue-eyed-boy' Gerrard has once again failed to be shown what a complete and utter arse he is by the Liverpool biased Match of the Day Team. After Gerrards last vicious el...

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Scandal as Premier League Star Sleeps With Own Wife

Funny story: Scandal as Premier League Star Sleeps With Own Wife

Manchester: Shocking news reverberates around the city as news came to light that a premier league star had actually slept with his wife last weekend and not some 2nd rate hooker. The NTNON Team has obtained secret text messages between the un-nam...

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Rooney to face Rangers - Police concern as Glasgow Whores Invade

Funny story: Rooney to face Rangers - Police concern as Glasgow Whores Invade

Police in Manchester issued a 'stay put' warning today to the thousands of 'wagabees n whores' making a planned 'invasion' down to Manchester for this weeks Champions League clash between Manchester United and Glasgow Rangers. Ever since United boss...

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Saint Gazza taxis into Manchester to save Wayne & Coleens marriage

Funny story: Saint Gazza taxis into Manchester to save Wayne & Coleens marriage

Paul Gascoigne, ex footballer, now turned 'freelance negotiator' caught a Taxi to Manchester last night, apparently at great cost, offering to help Wayne Rooney and Coleen Rooney with their current marriage problems. Following his recent 'appearan...

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New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Funny story: New study shows Meerkats cannot use the Internet

Myth, legend and now folly surround the rituals of meerkats, as a new study firmly slams the browser shut on their on line behaviour. The study was commissioned by 67 yr old Arthur Jones of Ribblesthwaite Road, Ostwaldtwistle, Lancashire who was f...

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Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Funny story: Cock up as City sign Latest Strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd spy' storm

Eastlands - Storm brews between United and City as Mancini signs latest strikers - Kidd n Platt in 'Utd Drive-By Spy Buy'. With the shock announcement by Unite of more industrial action at BAA Airports during the August bank holiday weekend, Manc...

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2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

Funny story: 2 years on and the invisible man is still missing

2 Year Anniversary approaches for missing invisible German man. Following our world-wide exclusive two years ago about the fate of a missing local man from Berlin, we can exclusively reveal that nothing of any major significance has happened since...

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Shuttle Discovery hijacked as Mckinnon takes revenge on NASA

Funny story: Shuttle Discovery hijacked as Mckinnon takes revenge on NASA

Facing extradition to the USA, Gary Mckinnon took revenge on his ensuing captors, by hacking into NASA computers & hijacking the Shuttle Discovery & forcing it to land in shitty Scotland. The Shuttle had planned to Dock with the Internatio...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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