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'Inbreeding' is behind rise in cases of diabetes, claims MP

Funny story: 'Inbreeding' is behind rise in cases of diabetes, claims MP

AN MP has caused outrage by suggesting that high rates of diabetes in his Norfolk constituency, which has seen a growing number of cases among children, could be the result of residents inbreeding.

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Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

Funny story: Saturday Night Fighting U.K. Style

This is a true story about my mate cliffy, that's not his real name it's just a name that's stuck to him since we were kids. Personally I thought that Michael Bolton would have been more apt as he use to dress and have his hair like him when Michael...

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Gay Actor Outed as Straight

Funny story: Gay Actor Outed as Straight

Shocking news today in the entertainment industry, Graham Norton telly towns campest presenter may not be as camp as once thought. The problem lies with 43 yr old Norton's (real name Graham Norton), geography teacher Julie Clary.

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The King is dead long live the King

Funny story: The King is dead long live the King

Elvis Presley's death is well documented he stayed up all night on the 16th august 1977. He had entertained friends, played the piano and sang, and even played racquetball in the early morning, just before retiring around 8am. His fiancée, Ging...

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Thatcher in the Frame

Funny story: Thatcher in the Frame

When a state-of-the-art fishing trawler sank to the bottom of the Irish Sea on 18 February 1992, it took with it the lives of 26 crewmen, a cat, a parrot called Maurice and a mystery that has still to be unravelled 12 years on.

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Trillion Pound Women

Trillion pound in debt and British women are up in arms, defending what they see as their good names. They say they are not to blame for the trillion pound deficit but are in fact responsible for a vibrant economy.

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Doctor Found Abusing Penguin

Funny story: Doctor Found Abusing Penguin

A young British doctor has sensationally been found in a compromising position with a young penguin today. The doctor who is a practised master of Nerdicine, protested that the penguin, or heli as she or it likes to be called, had consented to the ac...

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Kerry's Killer Statistics

Funny story: Kerry's Killer Statistics

Presidential hopeful John Kerry went on the attack earlier today when he announced to the worlds press that American citizens now have more chance of being killed in Iraq than Detroit.

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Jacko blames God

Funny story: Jacko blames God

Michael Jackson today announced a new line, in his defence of allegations of child molestation. In a move that is sure to outrage religious zealots the world over, Jacko now claims that god had been giving him instructions from an early age. These or...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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