John Prescott aka Fatty Two Jags has emptied his garage of executive saloons in favour of an entirely new style of car: a yellow Beetle convertible. Tom Foolery, sales manager at Doncaster's VW garage, watched with shock and ore as the portly politi...
Clothing manufacturers have been told to reduce waistband sizes of all clothes produced in a bid to solve the obesity epidemic gripping the UK.
The new regulations coming into effect on 1st January 2009 mean that trousers, skirts and such like wil...
The Home Office last night released a shocking statement that the 118 118 duo have been arrested on suspicion of stealing highly confidential personal data from the Government.
It is believed that the recent spate of misplaced and stolen laptops a...
A Buckingham Palace memo finalising the arrangements of the Queen and HRH Prince Phillip's forthcoming holiday plans have been leaked, it was announced last night.
Plans are afoot for the royal pair to spend one week of their summer holiday at an...
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