As the Olympics is passed on to London for 2012 we know we don't have as much money to spend as China as the opening act is announced.
For just the fee of 10 custard pies Mr. Blobby will be acting/singing at the opening ceremony. He will performi...
The news came in today that the man sent from hell Simon Cowell and his arch rival Louis Walsh will perform on the first episode of the X Factor.
The news came as a shock to most people as part of Walsh's new contract meant he had to audition bef...
Yes it is true McDonalds have in fact sold their first ever burger made with real cow meat.
Beforehand it had been made of squirrel, hedgehog and the occasional koala bear but finally cows were culled for meat instead of fun.
When a local man...
The news came out today from Man Utd physio Emma Roid that the Portugese cry baby Christiano Ronaldo has broken a finger nail and will be unavailable for the remainder of the season to recover. When he was interviewed today he didn't talk he just sho...
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