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Funny story: British Olympian To Be Stripped Of Knighthood In 'Race' Row

British Olympian To Be Stripped Of Knighthood In 'Race' Row

A Beijing 2008 Olympics hero is to be sensationally stripped of his MBE, after it was discovered that he had directed a tirade of racist abuse at a black actor who he appeared with in a TV advert. In the advertisement for a well known breakfast ce...
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Funny story: Jacko Shows Postponed

Jacko Shows Postponed

Michael Jackson's forthcoming appearances at London's O2 Arena have been put on hold due to recent death threats received from an obscure anti-racism faction. BAD (Blacks Against Discrimination) claim that Jackson is little more than a modern day...
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Funny story: Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Modena - Over the weekend, while the world of music marked the first anniversary of the death of one its greatest performers, Luciano Pavarotti, one resident of Modena, Pavarotti's birthplace, showed no sign of reverence towards the deceased tenor.
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Funny story: Cancer Diagnosed With Goody

Cancer Diagnosed With Goody

Mumbai - It was announced earlier today that controversial reality figure, Cancer, has been diagnosed with Jade Goody. Publicist, Ford Climax, told reporters that Cancer has had Jade Goody 'up to here', indicating the forehead as the infected area...
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Funny story: Sex Offenders Grounded Over Health Fears

Sex Offenders Grounded Over Health Fears

London - The British Home Office today announced plans to introduce new laws that will prevent sex offenders from leaving the country, 'willy-nilly'. Home Office spokeswoman, Kitty Fiddler, told reporters that it was imperative that minors living...
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Queen of Sheba Susan Rice Demands Hagel's Head

"QueenSheba" Rice had a hissy fit over SecDef Hagel's failure to mouth the Regime's spin on foreign threats. She issued a beheading decree,only deflected by Court Jester "Loony Joe" Biden's ravings.
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