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British Olympian To Be Stripped Of Knighthood In 'Race' Row

A Beijing 2008 Olympics hero is to be sensationally stripped of his MBE, after it was discovered that he had directed a tirade of racist abuse at a black actor who he appeared with in a TV advert. In the advertisement for a well known breakfast ce...

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Jacko Shows Postponed

Funny story: Jacko Shows Postponed

Michael Jackson's forthcoming appearances at London's O2 Arena have been put on hold due to recent death threats received from an obscure anti-racism faction. BAD (Blacks Against Discrimination) claim that Jackson is little more than a modern day...

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Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Funny story: Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Modena - Over the weekend, while the world of music marked the first anniversary of the death of one its greatest performers, Luciano Pavarotti, one resident of Modena, Pavarotti's birthplace, showed no sign of reverence towards the deceased tenor.

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Cancer Diagnosed With Goody

Funny story: Cancer Diagnosed With Goody

Mumbai - It was announced earlier today that controversial reality figure, Cancer, has been diagnosed with Jade Goody. Publicist, Ford Climax, told reporters that Cancer has had Jade Goody 'up to here', indicating the forehead as the infected area...

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Sex Offenders Grounded Over Health Fears

London - The British Home Office today announced plans to introduce new laws that will prevent sex offenders from leaving the country, 'willy-nilly'. Home Office spokeswoman, Kitty Fiddler, told reporters that it was imperative that minors living...

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Emmanuel Macron Doesn’t Speak Trumpish

Anyone notice, French President Emmanuel Macron speaks better English than Donald Trump? And no superlatives necessary...Sad!
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