Australian mobile phone operator, 3G, have today unveiled plans to bring mobile communications services to the aboriginal peoples of South Australia.
U.S. President, George W. Bush, today denied all knowledge, saying "There is no need to know about politics, geography, economics or conversational english when you're running a country".
In its bid to offer literally everything to the consumer, a major (uk) supermarket chain (Legally I can't say which but it begins with T) has decided to stock small arms on its shelves.
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