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Funny story: Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt

Bush Offers Mexico for West Bank and Gaza, Gets Ticket for Driving Without Seatbelt

Crawford, Texas - In a move to solve the every lasting Middle East conflict United States President George Bush offered Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon the country of Mexico in trade for the West Bank and Gaza Strip regions. Bush also promised Sh...
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Funny story: Iraq Reports Zero Population Growth

Iraq Reports Zero Population Growth

Bagdad, Iraq - The handpicked Iraq government reported a zero population growth since the war started just over a year ago. That's to not to say no children are being born but rumor has it that some soldiers may not make the best baby daddies...
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Funny story: Rice Says Bush Lacks Intelligence

Rice Says Bush Lacks Intelligence

WASHINGTON - Condoleezza Rice emphatically assigned blame for White House failures on lack of intelligence.
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Funny story: Maytag Repairman to Repair Hubble Telescope

Maytag Repairman to Repair Hubble Telescope

Cape Canaveral, Florida - NASA announced plans today to send the lonely Maytag repairman into space to make repairs on the failing Hubble Telescope. "It was a perfect fit," said a NASA spokesperson, "we have repair job on a limited budget and...
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Funny story: Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Cure Found for Cancer in Lab Rats

Bethesda Maryland - Researchers today announced a cure has been found for cancer in lab rats. "We were damn near ready to give up our efforts for ever discovering a cure when 1000 rats were divided in half, 500 were poked, prodded, sprayed wit...
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Funny story: Bob Dylan to Appear in Victoria's Secret Commercials

Bob Dylan to Appear in Victoria's Secret Commercials

New York - In a move to increase market share retail lingerie giant Victoria's Secret has signed Bob Dylan to appear in the company ads. Dylan was not a hard sell when approached about the campaign, said Ed Razek, chief creative officer for Victor...
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Funny story: Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

Hilton and Friends Join Kerry For Democratic Party

NEW YORK - After announcing his choice for running mate to The Spoof this past week, presidential hopeful John Kerry was seen checking into a posh New York hotel with vice presidential want a be Paris Hilton early Sunday morning. The pair had been...
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Funny story: Mars Rovers Compete on Upcoming Robot Wars Episode

Mars Rovers Compete on Upcoming Robot Wars Episode

In an attempt to increase interest and funding in the Mars Rover program NASA has signed a one-episode deal with the Robot Wars television program that will pit two active Mars based rovers against each other.
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Funny story: Barry Bonds Re-Takes Drug Test

Barry Bonds Re-Takes Drug Test

In an attempt to clear his name of allegations of substance abuse baseball great Barry Bonds agreed to a second drug test. It was reported Bonds' collected urine samples from his miniature Doberman Pincher, his sister, and his aunt then mixed...
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Funny story: Kelly Osbourne Enters 4-Wheeler Rehab

Kelly Osbourne Enters 4-Wheeler Rehab

LOS ANGELES - Kelly Osbourne, the 19-year-old daughter of heavy metal star Ozzy Osbourne, has checked into a rehabilitation center for an addiction to 4-wheelers, her parents said Friday night in a televised interview. Kelly Osbourne's you...
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Funny story: Spears Postpones Cleveland Concert

Spears Postpones Cleveland Concert

CLEVELAND - An ailing Britney Spears postponed her concert Thursday night at Gund Arena, her third postponement in as many weeks.
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Funny story: Presidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia

Presidential Election to Utilize m&m's - Tabulating Outsourced to Indonesia

Mars Candies has been selected as the official ballet for the 2004 Presidential election. Each US registered voter will receive a bag of m&m candy that will contain one B for Bush vote and one K for Kerry vote. Voters are encouraged to share t...
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Funny story: Maury Povich Show Makeover Success for Jackson

Maury Povich Show Makeover Success for Jackson

After more then 2,000 purported plastic surgeries Michael Jackson has achieved the results he has strived to obtain for nearly two decades. Appearing on the Maury Povich All Star Celebrity Make Over Special, Jackson returned in 6 weeks looking...
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Funny story: Microsoft Exec Concedes 'Worst' Goof and Outlines Future Technologies

Microsoft Exec Concedes 'Worst' Goof and Outlines Future Technologies

REDMOND, Washington -- When Microsoft Corp. entered the software business in the 1980s, Apple and Commodore were the early leaders and Intel was the late-bloomer.
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Funny story: VH1 Plans to Air Michael Jackson Movie

VH1 Plans to Air Michael Jackson Movie

LOS ANGELES - VHI plans to run a movie that chronicles Michael Jackson's life from the height of his success to his current legal woes, the music channel said Friday.
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Funny story: RIAA sues 532 more file-sharers

RIAA sues 532 more file-sharers

Like 1,063 similar suits filed since January, the Recording Industry Association of America employed the "John Doe" litigation method because the names of the infringers accused of illegally distributing copyrighted sound recordings on peer...
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Funny story: Bobby Brown Released.....again

Bobby Brown Released.....again

DEDHAM, Mass. - Singer Bobby Brown was released from the county jail Thursday after spending a night behind bars for failing to pay $63,500 in child support. Brown was released after the Norfolk Probate and Family Court received the money. Bobby comm...
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Funny story: Blair Visits Libya

Blair Visits Libya

TRIPOLI, Libya - Setting aside decades of acrimony over Tripoli's sponsorship of terrorism, British Prime Minister Tony Blair chatted cordially with Moammar Gadhafi on Thursday and said the Libyan leader could be an important partner in the war...
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Angry Birds CEO Mikael Hed will not head the Finnish company next year; he is being replaced because he is not "choleric" enough to effectively represent the hostile video game franchise.

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