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Ireland to declare war on France

The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...

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Mexicans caught flu from falling into Rio Grande

Laredo,Texas - Billy Bob Figges,US Border Guard and lay Methodist preacher,today revealed his own personal theory on the cause of the Mexican flu outbreak. "Makes sense to me" drawled Figges, who is known to Mexicans and the local Latino community...

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"Mexican flu won't amount to much"claims professor

Funny story: "Mexican flu won't amount to much"claims professor

Dublin, Ireland - Paddy O'Normal the controversial Irish professor of Medicine has today caused uproar by asserting that the Mexican flu outbreak is nothing to get worried about. "Mexico is a long way from here" declared the Professor "And anyway...

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Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

Funny story: Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

London, England - The Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad are today investigating Big Phil Scolari, the recently appointed coach of Chelsea F.C."Its misrepresentation innit?" Inspector Terry "Chaggar" Evans "He's just not as...

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Man arrested for not caring

Funny story: Man arrested for not caring

Manchester, England - A man was arrested yesterday on suspicion that he did not care about the latest famine currently ravaging Ethiopia.

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Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Funny story: Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Ascunion, Paraguay - Martin Bormann, formerly the second most powerful man in the Third Reich, has sensationally come out of hiding, to announce that he is suing a popular German daily newspaper, over allegations that he took part in "Sick Nazi...

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