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Jonathan Ross to Move Into "Cawavan" After BBC Pay Cut

Funny story: Jonathan Ross to Move Into "Cawavan" After BBC Pay Cut

Sir Michael Lyons, chairman of the BBC Trust, has announced a new round of pay cuts that could see some of the corporation's top stars with "substantial" drops in salary - some as big as 25%. The cuts, which also include a freeze on executive pay,...

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Barack Obama To Release 'Peace' Single For Iran

Funny story: Barack Obama To Release 'Peace' Single For Iran

It was announced this morning that US President, Barack Obama, is to release a Hip Hop version of "Love Will Build A Bridge" with over 50 of the World's pop legends, in the hope of "building some bridges with love" in Iran. In a press conference a...

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Mark Croft "I Didn't Rip Kerry Off"

Funny story: Mark Croft "I Didn't Rip Kerry Off"

In an exclusive interview, Kerry Katona's unpopular husband Mark has revealed that HE filed for divorce from his out of control wife, not the other way round. "It's been a nightmare" he said, in tears. "Kerry's been telling everyone I've been dema...

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Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Funny story: Ronnie Wood "It's True - Rod Stewart IS a Tight Scottish Tw*t"

Neolithic-looking lothario Rolling Stone, Ronnie Wood, who left his beautiful blonde wife for a 63 year old Russian lap dancer last year, has spoken out in support of Rod Stewart's son Sean, who claimed that his father was "cheap" on a trial by telev...

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Google Street View Finds Osama Bin Laden in Dundee

Funny story: Google Street View Finds Osama Bin Laden in Dundee

Just hours after Google launched its revolutionary 'Street View' allowing subscribers to view 360-degree images of the road outside any address on virtually any street in one of 25 cities, including Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen, there were more th...

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Spanish Robo-Fish To Target British Holidaymakers

Funny story: Spanish Robo-Fish To Target British Holidaymakers

It was announced today that in an attempt to cut pollution on the Spanish coast during the Summer holiday season, scientists will release robot fish which are capable of tracking down excrement from British tourists. Modelled on carp and costing...

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Liam Gallagher To Bring Back Shell Suit

Funny story: Liam Gallagher To Bring Back Shell Suit

One-time rock and roll hard man, Liam Gallagher, has launched his new clothing line 'Pretty Green' because he couldn't find the kind of clothes he likes in the high street. "It's mental man" the mouthy Mancunian told reporters today. "Primark used...

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Brian Clough Film Re-writes History

Funny story: Brian Clough Film Re-writes History

The wife of legendary football manager Brian Clough, has hit out at a film of his life, based on a book that she claims is "complete garbage" The film 'The Damned United' appears to make the controversial claim that Clough, whose nickname was "Gob...

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Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama

Funny story: Jamie Oliver "Well Up Fer It" With Barack Obama

Jamie Oliver is said to be "well up fer it" after Downing Street announced that Gordon Brown is planning to take Barack Obama to his restaurant 15, when he comes to the UK for the G20 Summit. It is thought that security teams visited the restauran...

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Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Funny story: Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...

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Kerry Katona To Compete To Be Sir Alan's Apprentice

Funny story: Kerry Katona To Compete To Be Sir Alan's Apprentice

It has been announced that cash-strapped Kerry Katona will be among fifteen contestants competing for a six figure salary in Sir Alan Sugar's organisation, when the new series of 'The Apprentice' begins next week. In a press conference launching t...

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Prince Charles in Secret Galapagos Meeting with Corrie's Gail

Funny story: Prince Charles in Secret Galapagos Meeting with Corrie's Gail

Cock-headed paparazzi pimp, Darryn Lyons has revealed startling photographs of the Prince of Wales during a secret 'love-in' with Coronation Street's Gail Hillman on the Galapagos Islands. The photographs, which are expected to net Lyons more than...

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Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

Funny story: Shetty "Drops Everything" To Rush To Jade Goody's Side

With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...

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Katona's Millions Found in Boot of Taxi

Funny story: Katona's Millions Found in Boot of Taxi

Experts investigating the whereabout of bankrupt ex-atomic kitten star Kerry Katona's fortune are one step closer to solving the mystery this morning, after £9 million pounds was found in the boot of a taxi in a Manchester car park. Just hours aft...

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Riots at O2 as Jacko Revealed as David Van Day

Funny story: Riots at O2 as Jacko Revealed as David Van Day

Up to 200 people received 'minor injuries' in London yesterday when a riot broke out outside the O2 arena, after it was announced that Michael Jackson's 50 date comeback was a sophisticated hoax, and the spooky star was in fact dead. Thousands of...

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Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

It has been revealed that self-righteous ITV evangelist Jeremy Kyle has invested over £5million of his personal fortune in research that could change the face of the criminal justice system - and move the fight against anti-social behaviour into the...

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Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe

Funny story: Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe

In sensational scenes on 'Comic Relief Does the Apprentice' to be screened tonight, Patsy Palmer is seen attacking Ultimo Lingerie boss Michele Mone, with a DD underwired, padded bodyshaper after the multi-millionaire claimed that even her range of s...

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Gordon Brown "Not Funny Enough for Red Nose Day"

Funny story: Gordon Brown "Not Funny Enough for Red Nose Day"

It has been revealed that Prime Minister Gordon Brown followed in the footsteps of his predecessor Tony Blair, by filming a sketch with Catherine Tate for Comic Relief, in March - but BBC bosses decided not to show it on the night - because he isn't...

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