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Certified Organic Petroleum Products

Funny story: Certified Organic Petroleum Products

Natural Drilling, Inc. is the world's first producer of crude oil and related products to achieve organic certification, and the company aims to challenge the market with a line of 'healthy transportation' offerings. 'The oil we bring out of the g...

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Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra

Funny story: Climate Crisis Narrowly Averted: Missing Heat Found in Gore's Second Chakra

Climatologists have long insisted that greenhouse gas warming was supposed to create a telltale warming of the troposphere, or of the oceans. The trouble is, instrumental readings show no such evidence. Since global warming theory requires the he...

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Kim Jong Il marries Lindsay Lohan in absentee ceremony

Funny story: Kim Jong Il marries Lindsay Lohan in absentee ceremony

Third-world dictatorships routinely condemn criminals in trials where the defendant is absent, but Kim Jong Il, the midget tyrant ruler of North Korea, has established a new international precedent. Abel Rodriguez, Senior Reporter of The Spoof, ea...

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Russia in crisis - drinking kills over half of all factory workers

Funny story: Russia in crisis - drinking kills over half of all factory workers

Excessive drinking is blamed for more than half the deaths of people aged between 15 and 54 since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, and Russia has decided to do something about the problem. 'We declared religion to be the opiate of the masses...

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Obama under pressure to grant clemency to Underwear Bomber

Funny story: Obama under pressure to grant clemency to Underwear Bomber

US President Barack Obama is coming under increasing pressure to grant clemency to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, known as the Underwear Bomber. In the course of attempting to blow up an Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, Abdulmutall...

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Father of Underwear Bomber arrested - alleged 'mastermind of the Nigerian banker email scam'

Funny story: Father of Underwear Bomber arrested - alleged 'mastermind of the Nigerian banker email scam'

Alhaji Umaru Mutallab, Nigerian banking magnate and father of the failed Underwear Bomber, has been placed under arrest after investigations revealed he is the mastermind behind the Nigerian Letter email banking scam. A source at the US embassy in...

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'Blue Moon' on New Year's Eve confirms Mayan apocalypse of planetary doom

Funny story: 'Blue Moon' on New Year's Eve confirms Mayan apocalypse of planetary doom

On the last day of 2009, an auspicious day by any reckoning, a 'blue moon' will appear in the skies surrounding the entire planet of Earth. 'Numerologists have been warning about this planetary convergence for centuries', said Judith Cousins, a ps...

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Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Funny story: Hand sanitizers spread flu, typhus, HIV: health officials horrified

Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness. 'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...

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Farmer Association backs Russian asteroid project with biofuels initiative

Funny story: Farmer Association backs Russian asteroid project with biofuels initiative

The Universal Crop Fuel Farmer Association (UCFFA) has announced support for Russia's project to divert an asteroid from a collision-course with Earth. 'When we heard that Russia would not use nuclear power to negate the threat, we knew instantly...

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China joins Russia in asteroid project - Al Gore seethes in rage

Funny story: China joins Russia in asteroid project - Al Gore seethes in rage

China's space agency has announced its intention to join Russia in an international project to save Earth from a cataclysmic collision with a gigantic asteroid. Xian Bao, head of China's space agency, said that the Chinese people would 'work to th...

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Russia to save Earth from asteroid - Al Gore opposes project

Funny story: Russia to save Earth from asteroid - Al Gore opposes project

Russia's space agency has announced an ambitious project to save the Earth from a rogue asteroid, drawing powerful objections from Al Gore. Anatoly Perminov, head of the space agency, said in an interview broadcast on Voice of Russia radio that th...

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Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Funny story: Seventy-two virgins disappointed in Underwear Bomber

Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.

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Somali pirates abduct Underwear Bomber in daring Las Vegas casino raid

Funny story: Somali pirates abduct Underwear Bomber in daring Las Vegas casino raid

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, has been abducted from a Las Vegas casino. 'We thought that a Las Vegas casino was the most secure location...

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Alleged Underwear Bomber: 'it was a mix-up in the laundry'

Funny story: Alleged Underwear Bomber: 'it was a mix-up in the laundry'

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, says it's all a bad mistake. 'It was a mix-up in the laundry', Abdulmutallab said during a press briefing.

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World's 'most average man' injured in minority rioting

Funny story: World's 'most average man' injured in minority rioting

As riots broke out around the world between the above-average minorities and below-average minorities, the world's most average man thought he was safe. John Doe, 45, is biracial, stands 5 feet, six inches tall, is only slightly obese, uses non-pr...

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Most modern art hangs sideways or upside down - galleries aghast, embarrassed at discovery

Funny story: Most modern art hangs sideways or upside down - galleries aghast, embarrassed at discovery

In a blow to the art community around the world, art historian William Winters has determined that most modern art hanging in galleries is improperly hung. 'Curators of modern art tend to hang painted works in a way which strikes them as most aest...

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Lost diaries reveal DaVinci invented the internet - Al Gore 'furious'

Funny story: Lost diaries reveal DaVinci invented the internet - Al Gore 'furious'

Long-lost diaries written by Leonardo daVinci around 1502 reveal that he, rather than Al Gore, invented the internet. DaVinci was an Italian scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician...

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Criminologist: 'crime pays after all'

Funny story: Criminologist: 'crime pays after all'

Kevin Henderson, a professor of criminology at Snarkington University, has turned an old adage on its head: 'crime doesn't pay'. 'Crime actually pays quite well', said Henderson. 'So well, in fact, that I'm considering changing careers.' Hender...

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Breaking news…

Sales blames ring for illness

Boston Red Sox baseball player "Lefty" Sales said his cock ring made him sick. "It turned my penis green," he said. "My girlfriend paid for gold, but obviously, the jeweler sold her brass."
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