Natural Drilling, Inc. is the world's first producer of crude oil and related products to achieve organic certification, and the company aims to challenge the market with a line of 'healthy transportation' offerings.
'The oil we bring out of the g...
Climatologists have long insisted that greenhouse gas warming was supposed to create a telltale warming of the troposphere, or of the oceans. The trouble is, instrumental readings show no such evidence.
Since global warming theory requires the he...
Third-world dictatorships routinely condemn criminals in trials where the defendant is absent, but Kim Jong Il, the midget tyrant ruler of North Korea, has established a new international precedent.
Abel Rodriguez, Senior Reporter of The Spoof, ea...
Excessive drinking is blamed for more than half the deaths of people aged between 15 and 54 since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, and Russia has decided to do something about the problem.
'We declared religion to be the opiate of the masses...
US President Barack Obama is coming under increasing pressure to grant clemency to Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, known as the Underwear Bomber.
In the course of attempting to blow up an Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit, Abdulmutall...
Alhaji Umaru Mutallab, Nigerian banking magnate and father of the failed Underwear Bomber, has been placed under arrest after investigations revealed he is the mastermind behind the Nigerian Letter email banking scam.
A source at the US embassy in...
On the last day of 2009, an auspicious day by any reckoning, a 'blue moon' will appear in the skies surrounding the entire planet of Earth.
'Numerologists have been warning about this planetary convergence for centuries', said Judith Cousins, a ps...
Public health authorities around the world are warning the public not to use 'hand sanitizer' lotions which advertise protection from illness.
'It's bad enough that hand sanitizers offer people a false sense of security', said Bertram Beecham of t...
The Universal Crop Fuel Farmer Association (UCFFA) has announced support for Russia's project to divert an asteroid from a collision-course with Earth.
'When we heard that Russia would not use nuclear power to negate the threat, we knew instantly...
China's space agency has announced its intention to join Russia in an international project to save Earth from a cataclysmic collision with a gigantic asteroid.
Xian Bao, head of China's space agency, said that the Chinese people would 'work to th...
Russia's space agency has announced an ambitious project to save the Earth from a rogue asteroid, drawing powerful objections from Al Gore.
Anatoly Perminov, head of the space agency, said in an interview broadcast on Voice of Russia radio that th...
Sources deep inside Muslim headquarters report that 72 virgins are 'very disappointed' in the performance of Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day.
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, has been abducted from a Las Vegas casino.
'We thought that a Las Vegas casino was the most secure location...
Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who is alleged to have tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight from Amsterdam to Detroit on Christmas Day, says it's all a bad mistake.
'It was a mix-up in the laundry', Abdulmutallab said during a press briefing.
As riots broke out around the world between the above-average minorities and below-average minorities, the world's most average man thought he was safe.
John Doe, 45, is biracial, stands 5 feet, six inches tall, is only slightly obese, uses non-pr...
In a blow to the art community around the world, art historian William Winters has determined that most modern art hanging in galleries is improperly hung.
'Curators of modern art tend to hang painted works in a way which strikes them as most aest...
Long-lost diaries written by Leonardo daVinci around 1502 reveal that he, rather than Al Gore, invented the internet.
DaVinci was an Italian scientist, mathematician, engineer, inventor, anatomist, painter, sculptor, architect, botanist, musician...
Kevin Henderson, a professor of criminology at Snarkington University, has turned an old adage on its head: 'crime doesn't pay'.
'Crime actually pays quite well', said Henderson. 'So well, in fact, that I'm considering changing careers.'
Hender...