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Dwarf Stuck In Britney's Rear Entrance

Funny story: Dwarf Stuck In Britney's Rear Entrance

Los Angeles police yesterday described how they had to call the fire department to remove a dwarf who had become wedged in Britney Spear's rear entrance. Police were called to the home of Ms Spears, 52, in the early hours of yesterday morning afte...

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Barack Obama in Monica Lewinsky Scandal

Funny story: Barack Obama in Monica Lewinsky Scandal

Newly sworn-in president Barack Obama was last night at the centre of a scandal involving former White House intern Monica Lewinsky. Following a number of post-inauguration balls last night, Mr Obama was found in the Oval Office 'a little worse fo...

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Barack Obama Changes Underpants

Funny story: Barack Obama Changes Underpants

In his first day in office, Barak Obama, the new president of the United States, appeared to be upholding his promise for change during his term as president. Upon rising from his presidential bed, he announced that he would be changing both his u...

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American Tourist Shot for Sandals Faux Pas

Funny story: American Tourist Shot for Sandals Faux Pas

An American tourist was shot and killed by anti-terror police yesterday in London yesterday after what police described as "a serious breach of anti-terror laws'. Tourist Hank Redneck, 57, was visiting the UK during a holiday with his family that...

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Man Dies After Wank in Bath

Funny story: Man Dies After Wank in Bath

A 42 year old man from Dudley in the West Midlands died earlier today after having a wank whilst in the bath. After his bath he popped down to his local newsagents and was instantly killed as he stepped out in the path of a lorry whilst attempting...

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Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident

Funny story: Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident

The man with the longest finger in the world, Mr Brian Spindle, is reported to have been killed in a bizarre fairground accident earlier today. Mr Spindle, from Leek in Staffordshire, was reported to have suffered a fatal injury whilst riding the...

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Hot Toys for Christmas

Funny story: Hot Toys for Christmas

Representatives of the UK's major retail outlets gather this week for their annual toy fair at Birmingham's National Exhibition Centre. It's time to find out what will be the HOT 'must-have' toy to fill your sack this Christmas. The surprise succ...

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Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation

Funny story: Gordon Brown in "Huge Cock" Revelation

Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock. Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood. Mrs Brown rev...

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Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Funny story: Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...

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Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Funny story: Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll Frenzy

Following the recent incredible success of the Sarah Palin action figure, a new addition to honour the vice presidential nominee has gone in to production. A life size Sarah Palin blow up doll is being manufactured at the 'Fuk Mi' adult toy factor...

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Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Funny story: Nicole Kidman Hails Virgin Birth Miracle

Nicole Kidman yesterday sensationally revealed how she became pregnant during a swim near a waterfall in Kununurra, Australia during recent filming. Kidman, 53, revealed how the mysterious life-giving properties of the water had caused her to beco...

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Revolting Nigel

Funny story: Revolting Nigel

A resident of Chipping Sodbury is mounting a one-man campaign against his local Odeon cinema in protest at the continued 'Knock Off Nigel' campaign being run in cinemas across the country.

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Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

Funny story: Man Shot Whilst Flossing Teeth

A Texas man is today fighting for his life after being shot by his best friend whilst flossing his teeth.

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Writers Have last Laugh At Disney's Expense

Funny story: Writers Have last Laugh At Disney's Expense

The writers who took part in last years strike appear to have had the last laugh judging by Disney's latest offering 'Wall-E'.

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Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

Funny story: Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.

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Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Funny story: Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.

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Tony In Tears Because The Middle East Doesn't Like Him

Funny story: Tony In Tears Because The Middle East Doesn't Like Him

Tony Blair, self-appointed 'peace envoy' to the Middle East, was today close to tears as it was revealed that his planned trip to Gaza has been cancelled due to a security threat against him.

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New UK Knife Menace From Homicidal Butchers

Funny story: New UK Knife Menace From Homicidal Butchers

As the UK knife-crime epidemic spirals out of control on a hour-by-hour basis, it has been sensationally revealed that the UK faces a new menace in the growing knife culture.

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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