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Smoking remains bad for health

Funny story: Smoking remains bad for health

Results of a recent study reveal that although smoking remains devastating to general health, it is really cool. The study was headed by Margret Net who explains that "it is really cool to smoke, but you will die early…it's a bit of a pickle!" alt...

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'Nipple Chin' to become teacher

Against all odds 'Nipple Chin' (a man with no arms or legs, a nipple on his chin and a hand in the middle of his chest) has become a drama teacher. Although he is mute 'Nipple Chin' has expressed delight in becoming a teacher at St. Frankenstein's...

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Priest Rumbled

Funny story: Priest Rumbled

An American priest has outraged his parish by taking them for fools after it was revealed that he had an alternate motive for wanting everyone to close their eyes when r. Smoking Jones, a New-Yorker priest, admits to using the time when everyone i...

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World's oldest child celebrates birthday

Funny story: World's oldest child celebrates birthday

61-year-old Tucker Lopex is to celebrate his birthday in style; we caught up with him to toast another year as the world oldest child. From physical appearance it is hard to believe that Mr. Lopex is a child at all, but then it's also hard to bel...

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Gordon Brown insists he's 'quite camp'

Funny story: Gordon Brown insists he's 'quite camp'

In what some people are saying was a desperate attempt to boost popularity- Gordon Brown told journalists at a conference that in private he is quite different to how he acts in public.

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No News?

Funny story: No News?

Yesterday saw what could possibly be the first day with no news, so what happened?...

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Film faults reveled

Funny story: Film faults reveled

Film buff Roach Brogan's new book has finally been released after five years of research including analysis of Hitchcock's diaries.

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Master of disguise finally caught after 400 costume changes

Funny story: Master of disguise finally caught after 400 costume changes

Disguise artist Ernik Jugland (thought to be responsible for the recent Sherlock Holmes sightings) has finally been caught by police after a 5-day chase in which he used up 400 disguises.

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Television for the future - from the past

Funny story: Television for the future - from the past

The BBC has released hundreds of old, previously unseen documents and records into the public domain.

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MySpace Poster Outed as Fraud

Funny story: MySpace Poster Outed as Fraud

30 year old IT worker Greg Harlem sparked outrage when he revealed that he was not actually Nelsons Column and had been posing as the London based statue online for some time.

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My Aussie Family Chaos

Funny story: My Aussie Family Chaos

After the first airing of BBC sitcom 'My Family' in Australia controversial newspaper 'The Australian Prendergast' caused minor upset by printing a racist review comparing the show to the Second World War and making comments about the...

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Smurf Politics Rethink

Funny story: Smurf Politics Rethink

Bad boy historian Hopkin Wells or 'Hip-Hopkins' made the controversial claim that the Smurfs were in fact a dictatorship and not a communist society as first thought.

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Eastenders Film Emergency Episode

Funny story: Eastenders Film Emergency Episode

Lamb Tucker, producer of BBC Drama Eastenders announced that Eastenders would be taking a short break so that they can film an emergency episode.

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Breaking news…

Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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